Brit/pol/ - Absolute STATE of Rollo Edition

>Berlin attacker Anis Amri killed in Milan
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38415287

>Jeremy Corbyn says Labour will back early election despite massive Tory poll lead
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jeremy-corbyn-says-labour-back-9504953

>Ed Balls rules out running in Labour by-election as he prepares for Strictly Come Dancing tour
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/23/ed-balls-rules-running-labour-by-election-prepares-strictly/

>Don't be cowed by terrorists, urges Theresa May
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-parliaments-38403872

>Merkel may as well have driven the lorry herself, says UKIP donor Arron Banks
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4059048/Merkel-driven-lorry-UKIP-donor-Arron-Banks-sparks-fury-tweet-laying-blame-Berlin-massacre-German-leader.html

>Poll shows majority of voters want Britain out of EU soon as possible
express.co.uk/news/politics/746589/Brexit-poll-majority-voters-want-Britain-out-EU-ASAP

>Spain rejects Nicola Sturgeon's plan for Scotland to stay in single market
holyrood.com/articles/news/spain-rejects-nicola-sturgeons-plan-scotland-stay-single-market

>Prince Charles condemns genocide of Christians in Middle East in Christmas message
princeofwales.gov.uk/media/speeches/hrh-the-prince-of-wales-presents-thought-the-day-bbc-radio-4

>King Charles III: Is the Queen getting ready to hand over the reins to her son?
ibtimes.co.uk/king-charles-iii-queen-getting-ready-hand-over-reins-her-son-1597781

>Leading Muslim reformist: Hope not Hate are orwellian bigots
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/22/listen-mohamed-jasser-slams-hate-not-hope-aiding-islamic-state/

>Soaring numbers of pensioners will spend Christmas in A&E
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/22/soaring-numbers-pensioners-will-spend-christmas-day-ae/

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it's getting pretty late

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Baby it's cold outside

It's beginning to look a lot like cat piss.

>people STILL support Churchill after he's been proven to have been influenced by a Jewish cabal

Late night (((tits)))

Give the redpills time lad


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J E S U S !

WUZ

I'll be getting a flight for the first time soon and I'm scared

Listening to Millennial Woes and Jared Taylor, absolutely huwhite

Post age

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Bloody RAYCIS n that

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Just stole a packet of pringles from downstairs

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Got lucky there, boyo.

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22, two little ducks, quack quack. So many roleplaying old farts, it's like fucking Cocoon in here.

honest?

>Muh Winston Churchill gib bennies for commemorative silver plaques
If your favorite historical figure is Churchill you're a narrative chugging Tory pansy who has no idea why this country is going/has gone to utter shit.

Cromwell or Alfred the great beat him Churchill by miles.

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>Cromwell
no
>Alfred
yes

Please go and have a family Anons you're all too old.

Well they do say that you become more right wing as you get older

I went for a safe double, instead of a triple, quad or quintuple combo

Disliking Cromwell is bluepilled as fuck.

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KANGZ

make mehhhh

That Peter Kay Thing was underrated

The native British population is being decimated and it's your most basic duty in serving your ancestors and protecting the nation.

>have a gift card
>go to argos to get something, going to use my gift card for however much is on it and then pay the rest using my card
>go to the till with my order slip filled out, girl is muttering to herself and then waiting for a response as if she was asking me questions
>card reader flashes and asks me to enter my card and pin
>do so
>like 10 seconds later she snaps at me telling me "she wasn't ready"
>do it again when it asks for my card again

Got home and checked my balance to make sure I wasn't double charged and it turns out I was, she didn't redeem my gift card (good job I didn't throw it out) and charged me for the full payment on my card.

Fucking reeeeeeee, this is why I do all my shopping online. Thankfully I could just redeem the gift voucher on amazon so it saved me £10 in petrol and a shouting match with a manager to get it sorted.

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The forgotten generation, incredibly fucked over by the government.

Desperately in need of some Queen pepes

>Podemos shirt
>French

Are you retarded?

Don't bother, they'll be out of date in a year

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Just not an inbred frenchy

What by having the highest standard of living ever achieved in this country?

For fucks sake YKTD, why don't you just end yourself already? Pls

I suppose a broken clock's right twice a day. Merry Christmas you cunt :^)

I'm depressed by the realisation that I'm going to be spending almost my entire Christmas shitpositng with you retards.

nah mate, we have families to go to
have fun spending Christmas by yourself you loser

>Replying to him

Are you okay in the head?
I'm obviously referring to education & jobs.

What makes you think we don't have families?

Burn baby burn
Disco inferno
Burn baby burn
Burn that mother down
Sick minds we are dealing with here

>replying to me, replying to him in his own thread
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I'm a pessimist and were communicating through Sup Forums.

Can you be my racist uncle?

Is he drawing a dog?

>This is a YKTD thread

>I'm 'earin' the word...


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>Russian-Scottish Brit/pol/ poster

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Then it went up like WOOF
It went up like what?

Explain

Sorry mate I'm the youngest person itt at 19.

FOR FUCK SAKE

NOT QUEENY

Looks like there wont be a christmas message this year
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4062946/Queen-Elizabeth-ii-Fatal-Stroke-St-Andrews-Hopital.html

>He counts a mum and dad who hate him and wish he was never born as "family"

meant for It's too late for shitposting lads.

Cheeky sod, I was just watching that and thinking up a post relating to him
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Come on man 4 chan is the old internet. Half of us are late 20's early 30's with families

You have to be our age range to understand.
Basically, we were brought up in an educational limbo.

This is officially a Peter Kay Thing/Phoenix Nights thread

>no idea why this country is going/has gone to utter shit
>(((Cromwell)))

The louder you shitpost, the faster the thread


R-R-R-Raaaave on!

Sup Forums is the bohemian internet, Sup Forums especially attracts a disproportionate amount of young edgy people.

Trying.

fucking hell mate, just about gave ME a heart attack.
how'd you do that anyway?

Today, my GF called me and said she had an assignement I'd enjoy helping her. It was about a disgusting topic, which I'll explain, and I went full farage on it. Even thought to include his name, just to piss of her liberal teacher, but then didn't since he could actually give her an F and then I couldn't give her a D, ifyuknowaddamean.

The assignement was about discussing pros and cons of FUCKING. SHARIA. COURT.

WHY DO YOU FUCKERS HAVE SHARIA COURT?

YOU GUYS WROTE MAGNA CARTA FOR FUCKS SAKE. WHY ARE YOU LETTING THIS HAPPEN? CAN'T YOU MAKE LAW GREAT AGAIN?

Better than an existential limbo

Just trying to find the positives

> Sup Forums especially attracts a disproportionate amount of young edgy people

not edgy enough to post a single pixel though

>OMFG WHY DIDNT CROMWELL HAVE FUTURE VISION TO SEE EVERYTHING THAT THE JEWS WOULD DO HAVING PROBABLY NEVER MET A JEW IN HIS LIFE
Honestly just think about it mate.

>GET BACK YER BASTARD, I'LL BREAK YOUR LEGS

He also murdered our head of state for no reason.

Nah I'm 21

Oh you got me senpai

It really brought a tear to my Jap's Eye

DUNA DUNA NA NA, NA NA NA

Has to be sarcasm or be a literal moron.

How would Genghis Khan have fared against Julius Caesar, lads?

Jews had a reputation throughout Europe for being greedy evil fucks. Did he never stop to think about why they were kicked out in the first place?

STRANRAER? IN SCOTLAND?

Sharia Courts aren't legally binding and can't break the law. They only exist because the Government isn't inclined to break into people's living rooms and break them up, as much as I'd like them to and they'll probably have to at some point.

New Trump Sup Forums

But the real Sup Forums is what I described

COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON

>NEVER MET A JEW IN HIS LIFE
Mate. He was financed by Dutch jews. That's why he let them back in.

WHERE ARE THE WACKY TABLOID FRONT PAGES

Charles was honestly the most autistic king in our history.
>GUYS I NEED MONEY FOR BOATS TO FIGHT (you know who)
>Who the fuck do you mean Charles?
>I CANT TELL YOU OR THEY'LL KNOW IM BUILDING SHIPS

>Charles sit the fuck down in this castle for a bit please
>Moves to 3 different locations

>Charles we fucking despise your catholic wife and all the shit you're doing to the church smells of the pope
>OK WELL LMAO I'M GONNA MAKE PRIESTS PRAY TO ALTARS AND STANDARDISE RITUALS AND SHIT LOL

That aside he sought alternatives before the King pushed the country into civil war twice and refused to just sit still so a settlement could be reached with parliament.

Oh come on Jerry! Den Perry, Jerry!

That's who you've reminded me of all this time. You're a real life Spencer aren't you? (except you'd never look for a job, obviously)
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relieved to not be the oldest for a change

>I'm telling you, Douglas Carswell? Never trusted the civic bastard


>Suzanne Evans? I shit 'em


>And don't even get me started on Mummy bloody May

What is your age tripfag