Brit/pol/ - NO IT'S NOT FUCKING COMFY CUNT Edition

>Berlin attacker Anis Amri killed in Milan
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38415287

>Jeremy Corbyn says Labour will back early election despite massive Tory poll lead
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jeremy-corbyn-says-labour-back-9504953

>Ed Balls rules out running in Labour by-election as he prepares for Strictly Come Dancing tour
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/23/ed-balls-rules-running-labour-by-election-prepares-strictly/

>Don't be cowed by terrorists, urges Theresa May
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-parliaments-38403872

>Merkel may as well have driven the lorry herself, says UKIP donor Arron Banks
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4059048/Merkel-driven-lorry-UKIP-donor-Arron-Banks-sparks-fury-tweet-laying-blame-Berlin-massacre-German-leader.html

>Poll shows majority of voters want Britain out of EU soon as possible
express.co.uk/news/politics/746589/Brexit-poll-majority-voters-want-Britain-out-EU-ASAP

>Spain rejects Nicola Sturgeon's plan for Scotland to stay in single market
holyrood.com/articles/news/spain-rejects-nicola-sturgeons-plan-scotland-stay-single-market

>Prince Charles condemns genocide of Christians in Middle East in Christmas message
princeofwales.gov.uk/media/speeches/hrh-the-prince-of-wales-presents-thought-the-day-bbc-radio-4

>King Charles III: Is the Queen getting ready to hand over the reins to her son?
ibtimes.co.uk/king-charles-iii-queen-getting-ready-hand-over-reins-her-son-1597781

>Leading Muslim reformist: Hope not Hate are orwellian bigots
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/22/listen-mohamed-jasser-slams-hate-not-hope-aiding-islamic-state/

>Soaring numbers of pensioners will spend Christmas in A&E
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/22/soaring-numbers-pensioners-will-spend-christmas-day-ae/

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comfy

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Go to bed you freak.

Get a job

Kill your local paki

Stop watching porn

Stop watching anime

Stop smoking

>using my image for the OP

I'm honoured desu.

Not sure about anyone else, but I sure am feeling Christmas-y seeing as its Christmas Eve! In my family its typical that we get together and share our honest views on the Jewish people and Israel, what say we do the same in this edition of brit/pol/?

>Stop watching anime

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T KEEP THEM???


>DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!


>I-I'LL HAVE YOU ARRESTED FOR THIS


>NO DON'T TAKE THEM AWAY COME BACK


>DON'T BE SCA- NO DON'T BE SCARED COME BAC-


>I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO BREASTFEED THEM YET


>NO


>NO


>NO!!!!!!


>RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Happy Christmas lads

£28 for a turkey from Lidl ...

You too

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You too m88

>turkey

>not have a 3 meat spesh
>chicken, honey roasted gammon and beef

get it together famalam

>heathen frog
>Christmas

Mummy has a comfy cunt.

Mummy lets me cummy in her tummy.

Aesthetic
youtube.com/watch?v=pp1NWRDl0pI

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inb4 muh per capita

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>Noice
>Too bad I have no use for them.

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Imagine a country that isn’t very successful, but wants to boost its image in the world. Its economy is rocky, its cities grubby and run-down. Its education system isn’t much good.

So this country spends huge sums of scarce money and great effort to find young men and women who can win medals in international sporting competitions.

It carefully chooses sports where the competition is weak. It relentlessly drives the chosen athletes. And it works. At home and abroad, its image is transformed.

Its national media go into hysterics over each medal.

The people at home forget for a moment the dreariness of their lives.

The anthem plays and the flag flies high.

The country I am thinking of is East Germany, the self-styled ‘German Democratic Republic’. You may remember the superb figure skater Katarina Witt, who won Winter Olympic gold medals in 1984 and 1988, and a pile of other awards for her ghastly country in the years just before it collapsed in a cloud of rust.

What did her triumphs prove? Nothing much, except that state power can achieve sporting success. In which case, what is so joyous about it?

If sport is about anything, surely it is about individual achievement, not plans, budgets and political prestige.

What could be further from the burning individual talents and grit celebrated in Chariots Of Fire than some Ministry of Sport fulfilling its medal plan?

But what, deep down, is the difference between this episode and Sir John Major’s dash for Olympic gold which has now paid off in Brazil?

Morning, lads.

Feels good to have a normal sleeping pattern.

Wtf? Posh cunt. Turkey, sprouts, potatoes, carrots, broccoli, corn on the cob like a normal person. With lashings of gravy.

>corn on the cob

What sort of animal are you?

>Britain should 'celebrate' Brexit opportunities, says Theresa May in Christmas message
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/24/britain-should-celebrate-brexit-opportunities-says-theresa-may/

Based mummy May.

>Feels good to have a normal sleeping pattern.
>Sure sounds like it.
>Where did it all go so wrong.

That's not posh mate. Turkey is fucking disgusting.

Chicken and roast beef all the way.

>just turkey

>no mummy posts
>shit thread.

Peter is a kike

>"Don't forget the people of this country are living longer, they are living in better health, they are better educated than ever before - particularly women."

buhbuhbuhbased bojo

Grannies might be rotting in care homes for decades and their minds might have died at 70 but at least they're living until 90 xD

Stop being a fucking creep about it

Kill yourself brummie twat.

I'm Glaswegian.

The fuck are you on about?

>believing that having 3 meats on your plate at anyone time is posh

kek

I don't care about that cuck Boris, personally I think we dodged a bullet with him.

Gove stabbing him in the back allowing Theresa to win easily is the best thing he's ever done.

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>I'm Glaswegian.
Keep telling yourself that, disgusting Brummie.

Twat.

GOOD MORNING

Can you just get the fuck out of our thread you fucking subhuman brummie? You aren't welcome here.

Fatso

Sad bastard.

I'm not even going to call that image Reddit

It's below Reddit; middle-aged mum on facebook tier

off yourself schemie scum
Funny isn't it
literally muh relative

Why do you all hate brummies

t someone who doesn't go up (((north)))

The pakis and Judas Priest

Never been but all the images of the place suggest there are too many pakis.

I just searched food meme. Thanks.

brummies don't exist anymore they are all just pakis, I'm pretty sure richard hammond is the last non-paki brummie left in the entire country

Describe your diet

Bile and being to clairvoyant for Brit/pol/

>clairvoyant
Brexit

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Douglas Carswell, Suzanne Evans, Boris Johnson Theresa May, Soft Brexit

>65/35

I've never minced words about my butthurt at the 2015 result, if anyone here that isn't a pleb understood what it meant they'd be in despair about it too

Everybody thought that Remain would win, even Farage himself who said before the polls closed that it was looking like Remain had "edged it" and that they'd keep fighting for an EU departure

think everyones gone now

We owe no allegiance
We bow to no throne
Our ruler is law
And the law is our own

Thanks for this kino lads :3

On our east came the British, the red coated band
To hang up our leaders and eat up our land.
Ho--all to the rescue! For Satan shall work
No gain for the legions of Hampshire and York!
They claim our possessions--the pitiful knaves--
The tribute we pay shall be prisons and graves!

Aaaand you get your cuckshed burned down

youtube.com/watch?v=CQNtEpdDErk

np

Hurrah for Vermont! For the land that we till
Must have sons to defend her from valley and hill
Our vow is recorded--our banner unfurled,
In the name of Vermont we defy all the world!

Any Catholics in here?

Aaaand it gets burned down again

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Catholic and proud orange scum

Rees-Mongoloid detected

Fenian bastards GTFO

youtube.com/watch?v=mjd3KxUvcM0

GO HOME ORANGE SCUMGO HOME ORANGE SCUMGO HOME ORANGE SCUMGO HOME ORANGE SCUMGO HOME ORANGE SCUMGO HOME ORANGE SCUMGO HOME ORANGE SCUM

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youtube.com/watch?v=mqh4FGfKdNA

Do you admire the Pope?

sic enim dilexit Deus mundum ut Filium suum unigenitum daret ut omnis qui credit in eum non pereat sed habeat vitam aeternam

youtube.com/watch?v=1tUQ70-Ngz0

youtube.com/watch?v=JlbmIMbKZa4

Yes or no would have done desu. Has he kissed your feet?

>entire british military gets irreversibly BTFO by american farmers

youtube.com/watch?v=a_X_LsjSrIs

Hes licked the cheese of my toe cunt

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If I was a black and tan could i legally shoot potatodindus

youtube.com/watch?v=nK98i55iQYw

Just had a wank lads, does Theresa May know what to?

Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>Everybody thought that Remain would win
I didn't.
>Farage
A true visionary
youtube.com/watch?v=9z5MLHcY7_g