That time of year again

So, what is Sup Forums doing for Christmas this year?

Me? Well, I'll be drinking, eating mac n cheese, and mourning my father who died a very gruesome death.

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When you close your eyes can you see him dying in slow motion? When you eat mac and cheese will you imagine you're really eating the contents of his last undigested meal? When the liquid you're drinking flows down your throat will you think about the blood that flowed from his wounds?

Bro I know he's a leaf, but jeez

got my girlfriend to come over tomorrow

we are gonna make a ham dinner with mac n cheese, mashed potatoes, and greens

I work a rigid travel job and my dad's new family is traveling new zealand

so edgy brother

Laughing at your misfortune leaf.

Much like the edge that repeatedly cut his fathers skin, slowly stripping him of his flesh. He was unwrapped like a Christmas present by an overly excited young boy.

Dude you could be with 50 people and still be the most lonely person in this thread judging by that post.

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Give us the gory details leaf. Pics get double xp

Probably true, but I didn't want him to feel good.

>unsecured clothing around rotating machinery
i get fucking triggered by anyone wearing long sleeves in my shop.

I'm going to my Mom and Dad's house tomorrow and celebrating with her side of the family. Even though they're conservative and catholic like me, I don't like them because they're very nosy and gossipy, contrary to how my mom is. I usually get buzzed with my two beefy cousins who I used to hang out with all the time and talk about all sorts of deep stuff like politics, religion, how our family is vain, and also sports and different DIY stuff we do. They'd fit in great on here.

It's not so bad.

Oh its this liar again. You going to srant about how great communism is itt or are you going to tone it down tonight?

i'm lucky to be able to spend a few hours with my mother and father

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what was his name? just his first name?and what is your favorite memory of him, either an event or a quality of his persoality? and enjoy the fuck out of your mac/cheese and etoh. may his spirit visit you while you are eating.

>wake up
>get drunk
>stumble around aimlessly
>fall over and pass out

Much like any other day really.

I'll be posting here and playing the new Pokemon game.

We feel for him. We have looked at the pictures of his dad to see which pieces originally belonged where. We get that unsafe workplaces exist and you have to be vigilant against greed.

But its every day. He doesn't want to be a workplace safety activist, he just wants to be angry.

No. I don't know why someone would say such horrible things about my lovely father who fell victim to negligent workplace rules and exhaustion.

jesus this is a depressing fucking picture
i don't ever want to spend Christmas alone
fuck
i can't stand the thought of dying alone
but i'm going to, because women are whores
fuck
...
yeah
fuck

Wife is making tamale.

No, she is not a beaner, we just live in Texas.

I can't weight.

Delete this picture. I don't give you permission to use it. In this context. Safety education only.

He fell into a lathe he worked on from exhaustion.

I'm burying my number 1 doggy of 15 years tomorrow.

Merry Christmas.

I saw this thread 4 days ago or so. So fuck you and your father.

Evan williams, stouts and tons of the usual weight gain. Drinking a six pack of milks breast right now.

I'm probably going to watch some Christmas movies with my family. We used to have a big family get-togethers at my Grandparent's house, but it's been to much stress on my Grandmother due to her age.

His name was Cliff. I was only 6 months old when he passed, however his death and the resulting absense of a father has profoundly affected me.

Thanks. Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Canadafag here
Any attractive canadians want a cute boy for their christmasday?

condolences

im in my 30's and have never felt pain like the loss of my dog. you'll find something that will stick as a memorial. a song, a passing event, or anything. but years from now you will remember your friend fondly and this memorial will make you smile.

I have every right to be mad.

Goddamn capitalists. We NEED universal income to prevent this kind of thing from happening

>same image

>same text

Fuck off with this daily pasta

Going to a singles club event.

It's probably gonna be full of train wrecks.

Oh well, my friends are mostly overseas or spending it with family.

Do you think he would want to see you like this?

I know you're trying to be a smartass, but if we had universal income my dad wouldn't have had to work so hard in order to feed use therefore he wouldn't have died.

Eating with my Parents siblings and their kids.
Turkey, Ham, Yams, Dressing, Potatoes, Green Beans, Pinto Beans, Blackeye Peas, Two kinds of Cakes, Muffins, Cupcakes, Corn, Chocolate Chip Cookies, Apple and Cheery Pie, Iced Tea, and 6 Flavors of Ice Cream to finish it off.

>not visiting family
>got dumped last month


I will be making turkey breast, stuffing, cranberry sauce, and mashed potatoes. Also, I will be making a nice gravy with the drippings of some seared turkey bones and fat. After I eat, I will sip on some Glenmorangie while I shitpoast. I will hopefully finish the bottle and hop on backpage to source a high-grade escort. After I cum, I'll fall asleep.

I wont say my thoughts and prayers are with you, because thats trite and self serving, per tony geselnik (very funny). but i am glad to know what you told me. here's Adam Strange by Carmine Infantino.

Probably not, but he probably knows why I turned out this way.

What do you mean? Who is tony geselnik?

oh. forgot. i am bringing a salami and cheese tray to my mother in law's house, for the extended family. she is a narcissist and supports trump. birds of a feather. I will fantasize about fucking my nieces, but will also be really nice to them and a good uncle, so its all ok. i wont fuck them, nor will i kill my mother in law for putting her dogs to sleep for no good reason whatsoever. i will wear a christmas tie for the hell of it, and will be amazed at how tall my nephew is, and how butch his mother is (i think she still wears a mullet, for christ sake). there will be not one single book in sight amongst all of them, and not a book will be mentioned. savage americans.

How do we know you're telling the truth about ol' Grimey? Coulda been hopped up on goofballs and died through a lapse in judgement. You were only 6 months old at the time as you say. You certainly weren't old enough to know anything at all.

I'm sorry OP, I hope you can find solace elsewhere either through friends, family or spending time in solitude. this is no place for you friend.

My father was no drug addict. He graduated valedictorian in his lathe machining class. He had brains.

-teleports behind you- enough...baka!!!!!!

The only real human contact I have is on Sup Forums. My entire family is dead or abroad or estranged from me and I have no friends.

Looks like they didn't help much in the long run

Wait... THAT'S your father? Damn OP, I'm sorry. No one should have to see their loved ones like that. I can empathize a little, my significant other died in a car accident. He was driving, I was in the passenger seat. It wasn't particularly gory but there was some blood and I had to see the life drain from his eyes.

Anyway, I will be with family. My mom's side tomorrow, and my dad's side on Christmas day. Having ham, scalloped potatoes, carrots, probably other stuff too. I hope you have a good Christmas.

The greatest of men would have fallen victim to the injustices my father endured.

>tfw on a cut so I won't be able to eat my loneliness away
W-we're gonna make it...

Thank you very much. Have a Merry Christmas.

Fuck I never bother to look at OP's pic or his "claim" about his father now I know he's a LARPing faggot.

>He fell into a lathe he worked on from exhaustion.
You're a LARPing faggot and that guy in pic was snatch in from his sleeve getting caught in the lathe you lying cunt because his shit was to baggy.

>t asshole who use to work with lathes just like that.

This mother fucker again. Your dad prob killed himself b/c of your nonstop shitposting

He fell into the proximity of the lathe and was dragged into the lathe by the sleeve of his suit.

I was only 6 months old and it happened in 1993.

Going to have a beautiful and comfy Christmas dinner with my family, where we will all have a good time and catch up while relaxing. Christmas is truly the best season of the year.

>Parents said this year we should have Christmas at their house since we did it at my sister's house last year
>Get excited because unlike me or any of their other offspring they actually cook homemade food from scratch and the Thanksgiving/Christmas feasts are better because of this
>Started my vacation off work, flew down to their house two states over touching down this morning, met up with the rest of the family and whatnot
>Today found out that Dad spent almost all his extra cash on imported wines and a 4K HDTV with matching home theater system as a gift to himself, so now the Christmas feast is gonna be small and shitty because they couldn't afford .
If I knew this happened even a day earlier I could've wired them the money to do last minute groceries before all the stores sell out of their food stocks. I'm gonna be hella mad if my sister pulls the "hey let's just have Togo's and Popeye's handle our holiday feast!" horseshit again, that's what she did last year.

haha ffs

My b'day is xmas day

My parents are split so I normally spend the mornings/lunch with my mum, the arvo/night with my dad, so I have to travel around even though it's my fucking b'day.

t. the "feel eternally sorry for your father's death guy and never move on" guy

Don't cut yourself on that edge senpai XD

Gonna be one comfy Christmas with my wife and cat.

Correct way to do it mate.

Presents. Calve up ham and pork for lunch. Sisters family comes over. Get more presents. Eat. Drink like a total cunt. They go home. I play computer games for a few hours or post on pol. Pass out.

I am getting old I am literally getting a maths book as a present. Or I'm getting more red pilled. Whatever.

I am sick of being single though it's getting really serious.

took 4 days off work to visit my christcuck family so i can continue the process of redpilling the kids and making them question their faith

working pretty well so far, the greatest form of flattery is imitation and they are easily malleable. puppetmasterfeels.jpg

There is no religion. No God.

LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP

you're a sad faggot but not the LARPing reason you think.

I'm also laying in the floor drinking beer with my wife napping behind me. Cat is comfiest staring at the flames. Ask me anything. Christmas truly is the most wonderful time of the year.

I don't know why you people keep pushing this "lathe poster is LARPing " meme.

Are you Russia? if not that guy in pic would be really surprised and wonder why he had a kid of 6 months old who lived in Canada.
Do you know shit about lathes because it doesn't seem like you understand why that guy died or that you can literally look him up online find his name and a report about what happened to him and it's not the LARPinjg ass story you're pushing.
Do you think anyone believes any thinga fuckign LARPer posts because you keep trying but only tards and people who don't give a shit to check your story do.

A
FUCKING
LEAF

What does Russia have to do with my father's death?

>Not eating rutabagas
Kek

When you go through what I've gone through, we'Ll see if you believe in God.

I guess I could run out tomorrow and pick some up but not sure who in the family would eat them.

Are fucking serious?

Lotta edges kiddo

Stop being a faggot mostly and this isn't your vlog

Really? Who wouldn't want to eat a potato thing the size of a volleyball.

Working 07 - 19. Celebrating Christmas with the night shift guy who takes over from me. Then home, smoke a joint, sleep, and get up to work 07 - 19 again tomorrow.

do you live in portland?

>Really?
Yep it's just not a Christmas thing for our family.
We didn't really eat them growing up and I'm not even sure if the Siblings feed them to their kids.

Fugg :DDD

That's true I've seen this leaf post in 2 threads about it.

God will be with you, brother.

"Blessed are those who mourn, for they shall be comforted." - Matthew 5:4

Ahh i see, rutabagas in my famalam are like the sacrament.

He's a LARPer who took pics from online and acts like the dead Russia is his father.

I most also state that everything I mentioned is home cooked and since I have no idea about rutabagas I wouldn't even know how to best make them even if I tired without looking up a recipe.

Fuck him even if it's true he's a huge attention whore