>wake up
>still not Australian
Wake up
Oliver Richardson
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Henry Brown
>wake up
>still not a leaf shitposting
Benjamin Gonzalez
>wake up
James Sanders
>wake up
>turn on radio
>"I COME FROM A LAND DAHN UNDAH"
>make myself a vegemite sandwich before strapping on my spoidah-proof boots and heading outside to attempt to go to the store
>walk through three deserts and a couple mcdonalds'
>only came close to death 4 times that day
Nicholas Bailey
just get drunk and go there on holiday....they are basically brits who went on holiday and never came back
Julian Morales
I have such a contempt for every single human being on this god-forsaken hell island. Bring on the cleansing summer fires.
Connor Myers
Sending the convicts to Australia was a mistake. We should've sent ourselves and left the convicts behind.
Zachary Ortiz
>things can be spider proof
You're funny.
Nathan Diaz
sounds like we gotta abo or a terrorist
both are as disgusting as each other
Hunter Cooper
I don't like this
Grayson Ward
Nah mate, chill out and crack open a betoota bitter
Levi Collins
>put on a little makeup
Asher Long
>you will never be this based
Hunter Smith
fahken ell m8 thets a big spoidah
Alexander Carter
*FARTS*
Oh hey there wagecuck! How are you doing?
*FAAAAAAAAARTS*
Oh me? I'm just enjoying a delicious curry!
*FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTS*
Oh, what's that wagecuck? You can't eat curry?
*FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTS*
Your boss would fire you if you fart even once? Oh man, tough break wagie. I'll go back to enjoying curry though!
*FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTS*
Cya!
Gabriel Martinez
>still haven't died in my sleep
Henry Young
How the fuck does a spider catch a bird? That's supposed to be the other way around, STOP BEING UPSIDE UNDER!
Camden Rivera
Then move to Australia you fucking pussy. What's stopping you?
Benjamin Rivera
>abo or terrorist
why not both?
dw I have a beer in hand. I'm just mad because I spent most of the year in Melbourne and my tasmanian family is literally spraying pesticide onto their bodies while leaving the windows open because they aren't used to flies. Tasmanian people are painfully retarded. Pls nuke us.
Matthew Watson
>wake up
>still American
Jonathan Hughes
Jesus fucking christ. I'll stay here where everything is either dead or frozen stiff
Samuel Rodriguez
WEST COAST
BEST COAST
Jayden Harris
...
David Turner
WEST COAST
BBKN
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Brody Williams
Wyatt Rivera
>wake up dual national
>NL is fucked
>Aus is fucked
At least I have two passports..
Andrew Johnson
Austin Mitchell
godverdomme, net meer grachtmoffen
Angel Wilson
wake up
>Bloody spiders on me
go outside
>Get swooped by a few birds and chased by a kangaroo
Still outside
>Hot as fuck, already sunburnt
go back inside
>Bitten by another spider
Go to my car
>Get branded by the metal piece of the seat belt.
>Can't touch my steering wheel either, too fucking hot
Go back inside
>Cobwebs everywhere
Go to my generator in my backyard
>Fucking Abo's took it.
Go to the beach
>Stung by the marine life
>chased out of the water by a shark
>burn my feet on the hot sand
Come home, phone rings
>Fucking telemarketer from India wanting to sell me shit, fuck those guys.
Go to the toilet
>Spider hiding under the seat
>get bitten again
Such is life in Australia
Brandon Sullivan
rising up lights m8
Hudson Taylor
My name is Ken-Sama and I hate all of you faggots
Cameron Davis
Righto shezza
Carter Sanchez
>wake up
>still not russian
Jace James
>hoe kan je in twee landen geborn zijn?
Dominic Williams
...
Parker Martin
Ouders ware vanuit NL en ik was in Australie geboren.
Sins 2003 of zo mag ik dubbele nationaliteit hebben dus hier ben ik.
Jesus Aus looks fucking different though. Melbourne especially.
Adrian Evans
...
Jose Rodriguez
>wake up
>republicanism by stealth grows stronger every day
If fucking Abbot had have just knighted Hugh Jackman instead of Prince Philip, knighthood would be cool and relevant again.
Christopher Jenkins
Can one of you Australiafags explain this whole spider thing to me? Are they as big as they say? Why is everything about spiders when your country comes up?
Leo Anderson
DELET
Caleb Howard
>wake up
>possum on the other side of my room breaking shit
It's tough
Evan Johnson
The only spider that worries me is the funnel web tbqh. The red back can kill, you guys call it a black widow, but I think it's only the elderly and very young who are at greatest risk. I don't think we have any other lethal spiders. Those two guys are quite small, so size isn't relevant to me.
Josiah Williams
>why not both
>implying abos are smart enough to build a bomb, or plan anything other than sniffing petrol