It's 2036 and the automated truck is coming right at you, the muslim AI screams "ALLAH AKBAR"

It's 2036 and the automated truck is coming right at you, the muslim AI screams "ALLAH AKBAR"

what do

*does a Dark Souls roll at the last minute and dodges it*

Do a 360 and walk away.

lay out my praying carpet so the truck recognises me as a fellow muslim, thus steering hard to the left, killing a white family of 4

Shoot a dart to the tire and steal the shipment while the AI think it's still driving.

>*teleport behind truck*
>Pssh... Nothin' personnel kid

Disguise myself as a Christmas market.

praise kek and optimus prime

u forgot to unsheath

>implying any whites will exist in Germany by 2036

shoot the engine block with my pocket .50 cal.

>implying white families of 4 or more exist in 2036

top delusion

just move out of the way nigger lmao how you get cyberbullied by a truck nigger lol just walk away

3 dads and 1 child
doable

Press my alarm button and activate the Deus Vult bot

Hit my Tesla/Trump™ teleport button on my smart watch and be in my media room watching Bonanza before i'm tyre printed my Mohammad.

implying

Just cause N'golo Mklikeklwelwkwa, Mohammed Al-Binsef Yawar Bin Salaal Al Quaeda and Carlos arent conventionally white by 2016 standards, doesnt mean they wont be considered white in 2036

Smuggly pull out my No-means-no-armband and watch the truck stop

Jack in into my portable Elbrus3000 cyberdeck and hack the AI

#NOTALLTRUCKS

By 2036 the middle east will be one giant glass parking lot

Call my russian friend to hack the truck

I don't live in Europistan so it's unlikely it will happen

The vast majority of truck drivers are peaceful and condemn this attack

Applaud the creators of it and their progressiveness as it plows my oppressive white body over

>heh... I'm the fastest hedgehg alive
>u didnt notice me slicing u into a 789346 peaces with one draw of my katana

#TruckLivesMatter

remember what un president of the world justin trudeau once said, if we kill our enemies they win

lie down on the road and get flattened like a bug

victory

I use my technical skills to deactivate its atoms remotely, thus rendering it harmless.

>truck stops short due to proximity warning
NOT TODAY TALIB

proximity warning is infringing on the trucks personal and religious beliefs user

Someone should edit a turban on this