Brit/pol/ - Agent Provocateur Edition

>Berlin attacker Anis Amri killed in Milan
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38415287

>Jeremy Corbyn says Labour will back early election despite massive Tory poll lead
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jeremy-corbyn-says-labour-back-9504953

>Ed Balls rules out running in Labour by-election as he prepares for Strictly Come Dancing tour
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/23/ed-balls-rules-running-labour-by-election-prepares-strictly/

>Don't be cowed by terrorists, urges Theresa May
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-parliaments-38403872

>Merkel may as well have driven the lorry herself, says UKIP donor Arron Banks
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4059048/Merkel-driven-lorry-UKIP-donor-Arron-Banks-sparks-fury-tweet-laying-blame-Berlin-massacre-German-leader.html

>Poll shows majority of voters want Britain out of EU soon as possible
express.co.uk/news/politics/746589/Brexit-poll-majority-voters-want-Britain-out-EU-ASAP

>Spain rejects Nicola Sturgeon's plan for Scotland to stay in single market
holyrood.com/articles/news/spain-rejects-nicola-sturgeons-plan-scotland-stay-single-market

>Prince Charles condemns genocide of Christians in Middle East in Christmas message
princeofwales.gov.uk/media/speeches/hrh-the-prince-of-wales-presents-thought-the-day-bbc-radio-4

>King Charles III: Is the Queen getting ready to hand over the reins to her son?
ibtimes.co.uk/king-charles-iii-queen-getting-ready-hand-over-reins-her-son-1597781

>Leading Muslim reformist: Hope not Hate are orwellian bigots
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/22/listen-mohamed-jasser-slams-hate-not-hope-aiding-islamic-state/

>Soaring numbers of pensioners will spend Christmas in A&E
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/22/soaring-numbers-pensioners-will-spend-christmas-day-ae/>Berlin attacker Anis Amri killed in Milan
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38415287

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youtube.com/watch?v=VucczIg98Gw
youtube.com/watch?v=5iAIM02kv0g
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hessian_(soldier)
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38427565
youtube.com/watch?v=Mgm5XMZ5fwY
youtube.com/watch?v=0MG4G_DlcD8
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Fpbp

lads im new to britpol
who is YKTD?

A stands for Americans who never will be slaves

B's for Boston's bravery that ever freedom saves.

C is for the Congress, which, though loyal, will be free.

D stands for defense against all force and tyranny.

E stands for the evils which a civil war must bring

NEET faggot.
Won't leave us alone.

F stands for a dreadful fate for people and for king

G's for George, may Heaven give him wisdom, health, and grace

H is for the hypocrites who wear the double face.

J's for justice which the traitors now in power defy

K's the King again, who should to such the axe apply

L's for London where he sits, to Honor ever true

M's for Mansfield who, it seems, doth hold another view

N is North who to the House the evi I mandate brings

O's for oaths, which seemingly bind subjects, not their kings

You missed out I, retard

P stands for the people who their freedom would defend

Q stands for the question, when will England's troubles end?

R stands for the Rebels, not in Boston, but at home

Americans need to leave I think.
I suggest a decoy thread. Their sub 70 IQ's will surely be fooled.

S stands for the Stuarts, sent by Whigs abroad to roam

T stands for the Tories who may try to bring them back

Oh look another americuck that thinks because the US are the ones stupid enough to part with more of their money that they run NATO;

No, burgerboy, you pay more than everyone else and do all the heavy lifting, you don't run it, you're the slave, now back in your place cuck

V stands for the villains who have well-deserved the rack

W must stand for WiIkes, who us from warrants saved

Good morning Karens!

Ah you ready for the canonisation of St Cox lads?

theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/24/after-jo-cox-the-unsung-mps-quietly-making-britain-better?CMP=oth_b-aplnews_d-2

Y for York the New, now half-corrupted, half-enslaved

Z we give to Zero, which refers to Tory minions,
Who threaten us with fire and sword to bias our opinions

You missed U.

youtube.com/watch?v=VucczIg98Gw

>tfw not a britcuck

That part where you realize the only people who think murica is even a first world country are murican, you bitches act like 3rd worlders, with all your corruption and killing each other, you're like the slightly more white kongo

>Missing multiple letters in the Alphabet
And that's why America will collapse before it has a taste of Empire.

youtube.com/watch?v=5iAIM02kv0g

>tfw could conquer the british isles in less than a day

Why does it seem Britain is the only western European country with a competent secret service?

Seeing how you dealt with Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan I wouldn't hold my breath.

Nice I faggot.

Not really feeling Christmas this year lads.

Only in your mind, you couldn't even conquer nam in months! SLANTY EYEED MIDGETS WITH PITCHFORKS BEAT YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Seriously tho, you couldn't even beat local militia in afgan + iraq, what hope do you have of beating a better train than you ground force, that occupie an island.

LoL meight go read a book, you'd get crushed.

>Can't even conquer a third-world shithole like Iraq.
>Think's he can conquer even londinistan in a week.

OK m8.

More snow in the Sahara than Aberdeen city this year.

>tfw i raped a yank women once

He skipped it because I stands for indigenous population
*dabs*
#BlackLivesMatter
#OpenBorders

>cherrypicking wars that had severely restricted rules of engagement and no explicitly stated win condition for the sake of profiting the military industrial complex
lmao

busniess idea : nuke america and turn it into tescos

Name ONE WAR you have won since 1945.
Heart's and minds isn't a war and you couldn't even win that.

Brilliant put it on kikestarter I'll back it.

gulf war

I think we could get Canada and Australia to start a nuke program and coax India to join in.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hessian_(soldier)
>britcucks had to prep the aryan bull to come over and defeat ragtag groups of american farmers for them
>britcucks still got cucked

>1

>We
That was a coalition of different nations, not America by itself, you nonce.

>28 posts by this ID
>half the posts on the entire thread
Lads, looks like we have a fan

>w-we helped!

Because we know how to keep secrets

>Equal number of yanks and Brits.
>We hire 30,000 mercenaries.
>You have the Spanish and French Empires providing 99,000 total troops and enough boats to equal more than double the navy we had sent over.
>We last 10 years.
Shit attempt. Fighting against yanks, half the navy and have two Major Empires up our arses I say we we done pretty good.

YOU, SINGULAR NOT MORE THAN ONE. Jesus wept how can yanks be this fucking stupid.

We need to meme India to super power status.

#PooOnTheMoon

Remember what happened the last time we didn't help you?

>Vietnam
>Losing to a bunch of rice farmers with pitchforks

Tbh without our SF your planes would of been splattered all over the desert.

>Superpooer

Scat sat to the moon or bust.

Ended up having a cigarette, lads.

Silly amerifag, you've never even gone to war with anyone even close to being as trained and armed as us.

>The UK is an island so for all intensive purposes you'll be playing siege warfare which everyone knows the defenders have the upper hand in.
>The UK forces know the land better than you
>We have more highly trained personal
>We'll quite obviously have the attrition advantage seeing as our supplies are right ontop and yours are like 3.8k miles away
>Punishment and reward is more vigorously enforced in our forces
>We'd know the weather patters more than you
>There isn't a place on Earth that would ally with you over us

Go read;
On war
Infantry attacks
The art of war
Burden of command

Then you'll realize "moar gunz" means jack shit you simpleton.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38427565
So there was a royal death after all.

>the british empire

The ausies did go over but they made the yanks look like 5 year olds with bb guns.

Holy fuck we'd probably even have the krauts have our back on this one. Invade us America we need to get Germoney uncucked.

tfw working tomorrow

Typical American, jealous he was born in the wrong western country.

>30 posts by this ID
Cheers for keeping our threads alive, cuck.

Nothing wrong with that lad, just don't get to a point where you're smoking a pack a day.

youtube.com/watch?v=Mgm5XMZ5fwY

Maajid Nawaz is a fucking gem

Holy fuck m8, you work for the national grid or a member of the emergency services?

>where you're smoking a pack a day.
Anyone who actually does that deserves the lung cancer they get.

I was already at that point but tried to give up and now I am probably back at square one.

I work in a warehouse which is closing down after christmas due to brexit

My maths degree from Manchester was pointless

R.I.P me

I'm smoking about 15 a day atleast

A friend of mine was on 60 rollies a day and his father was smoking even more than that.

Thank fuck I have never gotten to that point desu.

OOPH, well at least you get that bonus sheckles for working on a pagan holiday :^)

Private companies don't pay holiday money.

>My maths degree from Manchester was pointless

Do you know any useful Maths?

could be worse, you could be wishing you were dead in an office cubicle doing accounts or something which is what lots of maths graduates end up doing

>tfw got a christmas bonus, 18 days off work and a pay raise, all thanks to the union that I don't even support

Is there any degree that doesn't chip away at your soul these days?

C I V I C

It's not a degree.
It's called a trade.

Same here.

Hopefully I'll manage to give up at some point though.

>Tfw you benefit from the reason you want unions to go

youtube.com/watch?v=0MG4G_DlcD8

Why isn't the left being led by people like Maajid? Modern left is up shit creek without a paddle if they don't start listening to liberals with some sense.

>Have to spend Christmas in the middle of bumblefuck nowhere Wales because "muh family get togevas!"
Fuck off. My Christmas is ruined because my family loves rural shitholes for some reason.

are you 12? Just be happy youre spending it with someone

>1 post by this ID

J E S U S !

youtube.com/watch?v=2mgUPt2KI08

CHRIST IS THE LORD!

They don't like him because he actually accepts statistics and facts. He's a Muslim reformist too, so the think he's mean and islamophobic. Post-truth broken Britain m8.