Not sure if satire or not anymore

Not sure if satire or not anymore...

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If you haven't figured out that Trump loves to get under his enemies skin in any way possible then you must be retarded.

Hillary is still his enemy?

He won 2 months ago...

Also why is he sucking Putin's short cock?

What is people's problem with having a good relationship with Russia? They are a very powerful country. America could still kick their ass but why do people want 2 world powers to be at each others throats? Seems fucking dumb to me.

>Hillary is still his enemy?

Yes.

How new are you.

>hillary is still his enemy

Yes, the democratic party is still his enemy

>Hillary is still his enemy?
>
>He won 2 months ago...

She's not in jail yet.

Hillary is the entire world's enemy.

What does Putin have on Trump?

>How new are you.
oi mate from experience only newbies call out other people for being new
shove that attitude up your ass

If US stopped being as much of an annoying cunt of a state and became a trustworthy friend of Russia, we would be completely unstoppable, with not a single nation being capable of fighting the united might of Russia and US.

That's my point. Why the fuck wouldn't you want that?

Exactly, idk why democrats and liberals in general have a rage boner for russia.
Why so much hate.
all Trump and Putin want its exactly what you said.
Just imagine it, you guys will be unstoppable.

The American Left, Clinton's PR firm and the mainstream media are using Russia as a scapegoat to blame anyone and everything except their atrocious candidate (Hillary Clinton) for their loss in November.

We had enough of US' friendship.
Come back when US stops wanting to fight China with our country being the main target for a ground invasion, or stops wanting to bomb Muslims, a problem they created and allowed to grow.

Main opponents to a Russo-American friendship are those who would be hurt by it.

Russia is an anti gay backwards shit hole with a 15% Aids infection rate.

>or stops wanting to bomb Muslims
I thought we could be friends, Russia. But you just make it impossible.

How the fuck do you CTR shills just find the willpower to shill on? You don't get money anymore.

>will be president of the United States in less than a month
>spends time shitposting on Twitter

Inhumanly based

I don't think it's CTR, just general establishment shills.

>antigay
We have names like SerGAY and GAYORGY.

>anti gay
More of anti degeneration, really. We also don't like much of open sexuality, which gays seem to love.
>backwards
Half-true, we do need advancements in a few fields, though.
>shithole
56% white country dares to talk about other countries being shitholes, adorable.
>15% aids
1%, with most of those being our equivalent of Mexicans, mainly drug addicts.
Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of stopping the endless flood of bombers.
Problem with that is?
America wants Russia to help solve a problem it created.
We're busy removing extremist snackbars in Syria, and what America does? Provide for those snackbars with guns and money.

Hillary and the rest of the establishment are now enemies of the republic

execute order 66

They do still get paid. Soros took over the budget after the election and is funding them now.

This is what I dream of. A Russo-American Empire spanning 2/3rds of the World because we aren't dirty Globalists.

Sauce?

america is controlled by the jews, remember what the jews did the last time russia was an orthodox christian country? Yeah, don't expect to get along any time soon.

Jews want a israeli dominated middle east and a world without a christian values, russia opposes that, thus the US will always hate russia.

Problem is. When you had the chance to have Russia on your side, you wasted it, betraying our trust and stabbing us in the back.
Good thing we kept our nukes.

Putin is a manlet. Fuck Trump and fuck white people. The city people voted Hillary.

I think he was trolling them OP, they go so berzerk over even the slightest hint of a russian connection that something like this will just send them into a frenzy, which he wants. It's the same reason he had that off the record meeting with those media people and called them a bunch of liars, he's thinking several thousand moves ahead in multiple spatial dimensions including those beyond human conception because he's a 5 dimensional chess master.

When it comes to self-aggrandisement, sure.

Let's hope he's as good at running the country.

Now they have a better leader, a non-Jew controlled one, it seems.
If they fuck this up, America is a lost cause.

>We're busy removing extremist snackbars in Syria

But that would be genocide, Ivan.

Kek he's rubbing salt in the wounds now

we can't do anything, John, whenever we drop a bomb a hospital opens in the time it flies, right under the bomb. The horror.
We should get quicker bombs, I think.

Well yeah, it's not like muslims suddenly become rabid and started to grow weapons on trees to attack little poor dindu nuffin westerners. And if you wanted to end terrorism you would've done so 25 years ago, you just don't want to.

>When it comes to winning elections, sure.
FTFY

I don't like trump a hundred per cent, I think he's probably going to turn out kind of badly if I'm being honest but people seriously need to drop this "le drumpf is le idiot" shit it's just so obviously not true at this point. How many fucking elections does he have to win before you give the man his dues? I don't really like him if I'm being honest but he's obviously quite an intelligent man underneath at all, much of his public persona is an act. How is this so hard for people to accept? You can dislike someone and admit they're intelligent in some area at the same time, intelligent =/= good.

>Hillary loses the election
>Concedes with diginity
>2 months later Trump quotes Putin about conceding with dignity
Why did he write this tweet? Is it just more Putin cock sucking?

the american president is limited in his powers. there's still the congress, the CIA, the supreme court, the federal reserve which sets monetary policy, plus a milliion lobby groups and special interest groups. Trump is going to have his hands tied at every turn, and if he yanks the cord too hard, they'll JFK him and blame it on some crazy BLM or something

youtube.com/watch?v=rd0AdArPjqU

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>>Concedes with diginity the next day
FTFY

Funny how you left that part out, or the phoney recounts or the attempts to get the electoral college to give it to hillary anyway or the constant accusations of russia rigging the election. Very selective memory you've got there.

>Is it just more Putin cock sucking?
What other times has he done this in your opinion? I could use a good laugh.

I wish we could go back to simpler times when firebombing civilians was acceptable.

There's a difference between pretending to be retarded and deliberately provoking your enemies with precisely tailored insults designed to damage their reputation as much as possible, if only you weren't so actually retarded you'd understand this.

Trump isn't just a man.
He is the sign for all things good left in your system to come out and fight.
This is the best shot you have at fixing your country. Succeed, and we will reconquer the world; fail, and you'll be another Rome.
Great empire that rot from within and allowed foreigners for too much.
To be fair it still is, you just need to have enough nukes for UN to just be very conerned.

By publicly fucking around with the F35 and F18 he already made them lower their prices. If anything, he'll treat America as a business and save taxes.

Americans got themselves a literal cuck for a President.

What a magnificient timeline.

Thats only good. Long live USA & Russia alliance. Remove kebab!

The recounts and attempt to get the electoral college to vote for someone else has nothing to do with Hillary.

If you want to see more Putin cock sucking, just look at Trump's twitter. He's been doing it for ages.

You're the cuckold, not Trump.

...Why are you a separate nation, exactly?

Oy vet goyim seig hail dey west bank gods

Everyone who has responded to you so far is wrong, the media is his enemy, it is the enemy of the republic, but trump is fighting for all of us here.

Provoking Trump has been very successful. He has the world's thinnest skin.

What, 1990?

When did twitter become pornhub?

>The recounts and attempt to get the electoral college to vote for someone else has nothing to do with Hillary.
>The chairman of her campaign ,Podesta, is intimately involved in both.
>It has nothing to do wit her though!
Fuck off.

>The recounts and attempt to get the electoral college to vote for someone else has nothing to do with Hillary.
Sure thing m8, sure.

>If you want to see more Putin cock sucking, just look at Trump's twitter. He's been doing it for ages.
Oh so you have no other actual examples, you were just talking shit gotcha. I got all the laughs I needed from this retarded post you just left anyway. Hillary didn't have anything to do with the recount, you crack me up.

>but Trump is fighting for all of us here
As long as you're a straight white christian male.

I'm a legal Russian immigrant. You mad bro? Or would you prefer I pretend to be a nice friendly brown cultural enrichment agent? Tell your wifes kids mother Tyrone needs his laundry finished.

>Trump wins an election, retains strength and dignity even after all the media throws at him.

I know you'll never understand, because you are a servile Britt, but what he showed was the greatest display of strength and willpower since the 90's (my lifetime)

And? Just because you're easily provoked yourself doesn't mean you can't provoke others, in fact if anything your own personal experiences of it wouuld probably give you a better insight into it.

Just give it up man you're embarrassing yourself, you don't even live in America why are you so upset about it?

Fuck yeah! Hail victory!

Source? Otherwise you're just some crazy tinfoiler who bought into fake news. Sad.

>Hillary is Podesta
Show me where Hillary has been actively involved in the recounts or the attempt to change electoral votes.

an american?

Why not? White males contribute more tax perperson than the rest of the populace, white families need to start suceeding again if this nation is to thrive, we deserve a bigger push to get back on our feet.

Show me on this doll where Trump touched you. You seem extremely upset, Mohammad.

>Germanistan

Opinion - discarded

I should ask you the same thing. You owe your entire culture to us.

>Podesta isn't a Hillary subordinate
>Deciding to get involved in the recount process or asking for electors to receive intel briefings wouldn't require agreement by Hillary

>from experience
Fuck off newfag. Lurk more before posting again. You're a roo too, what a surprise.

Dignity is tweeting angrily whenever someone critises you or anything to do with your companies?

>Name
Kek

So you have no proof. #fakenews

Yeah, you monkeys and jackals just keep provoking the Lion.

Lets see how this works out for you.

Nah man Hillary dindunuffin, what could obvious attempts at trying to get her elected president possibly have to do with her? What would she even gain from it?

Still waiting for your proof buttercup.

I'm so scared. He might tweet that I'm the worst user ever. Oh noes.

>Provoking Trump has been very successful.
lmao, successful at what? Making him president of the United States?

Good job, you brain-dead fucks!

If by "successful" you mean your provocations helped make him President and hand the Republicans a strong majority in Congress with the Supreme Court next on deck, then yes.

Keep provoking him. The results have been wonderful so far.

Successful at making him look pathetic. Trump has lost a huge amount of support since the election because he has such thin skin.

lol

Enjoy your last reply, you pathetic shit.

Remember Sup Forums, sage is a downvote!

>bulgaria thinks Hilldawg and WW3 with russia is better than based god emperor
wew laddie

Can't think of an argument so you're trying to use childish insults? You're definitely a Trump supporter. Are you also going to tweet mean things about me?

>tweet this for the dumb as fuck public
>"see i'm on good terms with jewtin"
>stock up on nukes behind the scenes

learn how the play the game

AMERICA FUCK YEAH
COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN DAY YEAH
MURICA FUCK YEAH
FUCK THE MUDSLIMES NOGS AND GAYS YEAH

The whole nuke thing is hilarious.
Fight the good fight, just remember to sage, friend.

Can't we just forgive and forget, and kill Muslims together?

What is winning the election to be POTUS if not the ultimate self-aggrandisement?

Seems like you just wanted an excuse to sperg out.

>Trump has lost a huge amount of support since the election
Any source for this? Have you been listening to more fake news? You still haven't provided me any proof btw, you need to stop reading so much fake news.

He doesn't like Trump so everyone that does is an idiot racist redneck islamophobe AND SO WRONG REEEEEEEEEE
There's your source m8

Although Trump is clearly a narcissist, keep in mind a lot of that shit is likely exaggerated to gain attention for himself. I really doubt he cares if some non-entity insinuates that he has small hands.

>losing support

That's what the msm says every single time he tweets. He hasn't lost shit.

>Seems like you just wanted an excuse to sperg out.
No I just wanted to try and help you because I found it kind of sad you still couldn't admit that Trump maybe isn't an idiot even after winning the fucking election, it's just getting sad at this point. He's obviously got something going for him beyond an aptitude for self-aggrandisement, not just anyone could beat Hillary even with her being the shitty candidate she is. You can admit he's not a total idiot without getting 100% on the trump train user, life isn't all black and white.

Just look all over the internet. It used to be Trump support nonstop. Now the only people who support Trump are Sup Forums and /r/the_donald.

I said none of this.

Stop being a sperg.

>no evidence
Just give up man, you're not even a fucking American. I tried googling it (more then you did apparently) and this was the first result.

politico.com/story/2016/11/donald-trump-popular-poll-231694

This poll was from pretty soon after the election but it's not looking good for you m8.

don't worry about it bro, he has no path to victory, and even if he did somehow fluke it, there is no way his electors would make him precedent

>hey that trump's a pretty smart guy when you think about it
>ONLY AT SELF-AGGRANDIZEMENT REEEEEEE!

Yeah you did you sperg.

you prefer the merkel approach of increased tolerance and importation of savages, whenever there is a mudslime attack?