>Be switzerland
>act as a bank for the Nazis and trade with them
>shoot down allied bombers
>sit by quietly as the rest of the world struggles against the axis powers
>keeps the Nazi gold after Germany falls
>be smug about maintaining neutrality through the world wars
Tell me pol, why do you hate Switzerland?
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>Hating us
Why would you go and spread lies, my yankee friend?
Who says anyone hates Switzerland?
Switzerland is one of the most based countries, fuck off fatty.
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switerzerland is a cute little country with bombs under their bridges and kids trained to murder you. They're pretty cool.
I'd love to shitpost but I'm going outside now and enjoy the perfection that is northern Switzerland. You hate us because you ain't us. Stay salty my friends/ex-customers.
>A FUCKING CROSS
Switzerland=Smartest and the most peaceful country in the world
Thank you Poland. You're definitely one of the good guys!
You are so retarded. Switzerland will prevail.
Europe is a shithole of warmongers. The EU will be gone in less than 10 years. Russia has their own problems.
If you think anyone cares about a barren mountain with 8 million trolls on it you are completely delusional.
Switzerland is the epitome of jewry. All the bullshit you hear about Nazi gold is just bantz for the lols and we laugh at every retard buying into these meme.
Switzerland is the jewish base in europe. It's the base for every rich faggot who's pulling strings and making billions on this pathetic continent.
None of them will shit in his own garden. We are safer here than anywhere else.
The polulation is disconnected from all this shit. We don't give a fuck. On the contrary to every other jealous euronigger who can't stand his neighbor earning 10€ more than him while he pays his 80% tax for niggers, we simply don't give a shit.
We have lived in this geographical location for 700 years. Around us there was constant mayhem. You are so naive to think that change is on the horizon. It is not.
We are used to every jealous faggot trying to bully us, we are hardened, we are nimble and we are sly. Fucking with us costs more than it brings. It's a tactical error, a game you win by not playing.
We are not relevant. And retards like you thinking we are just make a fool of themselves. Who cares about 15 Billions of money disappearing in some mountain if Eurodraghi just prints that in an hour?
You suffer of the classical SJW delusions. Brainwashed by the über jew into believing funny little fairytales of crafty little men hoarding the worlds riches under a mountain. And you don't realise that with your bullshitting you are just working the marketing for us and bringing us closer to that very tale becoming truth.
You are a fool and you will forever be a poor shitty irrelevant creature.
Christian country.
Keep praising your star gods and leave us alone
Don't hate on the Mountain Jews, they're wonderful people from a really beautiful country. Besides where else will we get our knives, chocolate and watches ?
think you need to read this
en.wikipedia.org
The Swiss clashed with both Allies & Axis powers during the war.
Swiss are based, from what I've heard. Your laws are fair and I love the referendum policy in your land.
yeah the people are based but the politicians are shit
I love switzerland plz take me, ty
I dont think roaches do too good in the mountains Ahmed.
>knives
Henckels from Germany
>chocolate
Belgium
>watches
It's 2016 and you don't have a smartwatch? Sad!
We can live anywhere, also ahmed muslim name ew
I dont hate Switzerland.
i don't they did the right thing, if only america had also remained neutral imagine the world we would have now
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Stay mad (and poor). :^)
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>Knives
Misono. Japan
>Chocolate
Wittamer. Belgium
>Watches
Glashutte, Germany
a fucking leaf as always, kys degenerate
Literally Bergjuden.
They take your money and when it comes down to it, they freeze your supposedly secret account and keep the money while you get anally raped by a pair of clippers.
Just ask Gaddafi.
they are not peaceful, just not violent.
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Kike hideout
VERY strict
Expensive as shit
Swisswomen are ugly (also notorious coalburners)
Still better than most, if not all european shitholes and does alot of things right
the eternal anglos strike again
Still hateing us because we are rich and you are poor ass fuckers 58 % "white nation"
Stay Mad anglopoors
Switzerland is such a shithole guys
Worse than jews.
Fucking mountain jews.
actually the Swiss "people" are not that richt.
Their foreign oligarchy is
>carrying guns illegal
>lightbulbs illegal
Into the trash goes Switzerland.
Switzerland is rad
mad knödel detected
The eternal Giuseppe
Mad and Poor overflooding europa with Dindus
What the fuck. I wrote that half a year ago in a post. Did you make it into pasta?
Got quite a bit weirded out tbqh.
>richt.
*rich
This is now a mountainniggers thread! Where my mountain niggers?! REPORT IN!
>t. Bavarian
also: I don´t want to be with Italy in one thread
All of Hitler's sponsorship came from Swiss banks. Almost all of the world banks are in Switzerland. Of course they will remain neutral, money needs peace :^).
Other than that it's a great country with awesome beautiful landscape.
The jews destroyed shitserland with albanians, they're like 70% of the population there
you forgot the national bank of national banks, the BSI my friend.
99% actually
that is yesterday's data, today it's 99.01%
>profiting while everyone else are killing themselves
Medics are pretty based
Reminder that Swiss are white, based and the real master race.
G-d's chosen people will always win in the end.
being a mountain nigger sounds comfy
A FUCKING AMBULANCE LMAO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
we even have fuckable conservative politicians
>short hair
You are an embarrassment to the mountain race.
>forever alone virgin strikes again
>no arguments but denying access holes by proxy
Found the roastie.
>Antagonising an Austrian
Actually please keep going. Maybe this one will get it right and finish the job.
>first aid kit posting ugly women
Why am I not surprised
how's the Italian canton doing this days? all ok?
>having short hair is soemhow bad because you read something on the internet
>an argument
austrians, i'll never understand why we didn't exterminate them and took their country yet.
still leeching from the productive part of switzerland
She looks like a lesbian and is a female. Female "leaders" suck. She will distribute your mountain shekels to poor rapefugees and sell your country for 30cm brown cock.
success breeds jealousy
the italians that hate italians?
that kind of Austrians are long dead
Even if it's the same kind of Italian (South, North or Swiss) they do nothing all day but standing on the balcony at yelling at each other.
perfect, ty.
well all italians hate italians so nothing new t.b.q.h.
Why does the french part of it always try to fuck things up?
Switzerland is the most epic/smart/successful country in history
>Managed to never get invaded
>Friends with Jews without allowing them to subvert them
>Rich as fuck
>Citizens are all weapon trained
>Never participated in any conflict
>Doesn't give a fuck about anyone
>Never shitttalks anyone , never picks sides, lets the plebs fight
>Yet has basically no enemies
>Religious
>Basically out jew'ed the jew
If the world were a school , Switzerland would be this good looking loner rich kid at the top of every class who everyone secretly admires and tries be friends with ,but he doesn't give a fuck and is so above all , making him even cooler
This, nations like Switzerland and Japan set the standards of what can be called a good country.
>tfw born there, but got deported because commies paid their government because my father was useful to them.
actually we're that autistic kid that if anyone fucks with shits all over him self and then starts rubbing the shit all over his own face.
>mines own mountains
go on
Hoi
What game is that from again?
I agree about Switzerland but not about Japan
Japan has crumbling economy, huge debt, high suicide rate, declining population etc...
I think Iceland beats Japan in many ways and is very similar to Switzerland.
>Beeing a country so based that our flag gets inverted as the universal symbol for medicaid.
>"A fucking medkit ahahah I don't know anything about history"
Autism the post
King of Dragon Pass I think.
Japan = great power
Switzerland & Iceland irrelevant parasites
All these countries who love us ^__^ thank you guys merry Christmas to everyone
Whats the likelihood of having my dream of marrying a swiss qt coming true? Im guessing since the swiss are a little stuck up, and live in a nice country, itd be pretty difficult.
Still better than your caliphate you fucking failure of a country
Same to you, loved mountainniggerbro.
>Mother moved there on tourism visa and I was born there.
>Few months afterwards my father arrives (he was a german translator but also a member of the communist party)
>It's 1990 so with all the turmoil going on with Eastern Europeans pouring into Western Europe, Switzerland has their guard up
>2 weeks away from getting political asylum
>There was a procedure, which all the people who live near you must vouch for you
>Mom tells me the only family that disagreed with us staying there was a jewish family
>Get deported 5 days later
>My father tells my mom the communists bribed some officials there to deport us before we get asylum
>Father dies few months later
To this day I have a burning hatred for jews and communists.
>Never invaded
>Who are the Habsburger
>Who is Napoleon
>What is the 19th century
Kill yourself subhuman
>tfw there is someone who could get me Swiss citizenship
>but I'd have to fuck his ass
fun fact. parts of present day switzerland were under muslim rule
from other thread
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but I don't want to learn german
actually the swiss were some of the most feared fighters for quite some time
EU citizenship is much more worth. You could settle in Oil Nigger Norway. Unlike the Swiss they have top notch women
Aprendas frances o italiano. No es difficil para un español y el ticino (canton italiano) es precioso.
I made the same map except i love iceland too
>the EU Caliphate
no thanks
>King of Dragon Pass
Thanks a ton, roo rider! Much appreciated.
Unlike your country, the muslim occupation in Switzerland eventually stopped.
I want to move from cucknuckistan to switzerland, what do?
Бaхти, copи Baнкa...
You don't.
"No."
>tfw Fachkräfte'd
But I assure you, I do.
kek, even Arabs hate you