Tfw you will never be Norwegian

>tfw you will never be Norwegian
feels bad man

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we've got snow in canada too

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I'd sooner kill my own child than be a leaf

So jealous. Fuck off berger, you will NEVER be Canadian

Thank god, I have god emperor Trump and you're stuck with le 2016 man

"Hey guys, I could use a good raking over here!"

I wish I lived in Canada so I can blow dogs but not trees.

True, I will never be a cuck

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a dog is literally sucking him off in that picture

It's not that easy. Supreme court ruled that dog has to clearly bark 3 times quickly to signal consent.

Ive been in a Norwegian, close enough?

Flex

>tfw learning Norwegian
>moving to Norway soon

Norway isn't so hard for Americans, unlike the UK or the rest of the EU. Just learn Norwegian and you're good.

I can recommend a good program, cost me about 2000 USD.

I don't know if this is a joke or not.

Not really.

*pukes*

Why is Denmark so ugly and boring?

I know that feel user

>Post image of place famous painters have flocked to because of its beauty.
>Faggots on Sup Forums try to pretend it's ugly to prove their points.

I am from Austria and Norway might be nice, but it hasn't got any real mountains like Austria.

How to check if your country/state is a shithole:
>it gets below 40F

This is exactly why nobody likes you Canada

>famous painters
who then? Danish no-names? I thought so

Top kek

I believe you mean north syria

Well fuck you then. More for us

But user. I'm sure all painters are no-names to you.

But let me wiki that for you:

>Among the group were Anna and Michael Ancher, Peder Severin Kroyer, Karl Madsen, Laurits Tuxen, Marie Kroyer, Carl Locher, Viggo Johansen and Thorvald Niss from Denmark, Oscar Björck and Johan Krouthén from Sweden, and Christian Krohg and Eilif Peterssen from Norway.

kek

>But user. I'm sure all painters are no-names to you.
my point still stands

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, half of my family lives in Norway and I am thankful everyday that I am an American. Norwegians are some of the dumbest potato lobbing peasants there are in Europe, if they didn't have any oil (admittedly their fishing and lumber industries are pretty valuable), it would still be a backwater.

Danish people are better in literally everyway

dude is destroying you with every letter of the alphabet lol

just let it go big mac

A bunch of oil niggers with no means of producing anything domestically. They are basically Saudi Arabia minus Islam and brown skin.

t.Dane

get off the American proxy, Mads

>destroying
he is crumbling, can barely string a sentence together

>my point still stands
>b-but user. Nobody knows cause I don't know. waah

Here's one of the movies made about them:
>Hip Hip Hurrah! (Swedish: Hip hip hurra!, Norwegian: Hipp hipp hurra!) is a 1987 Danish-Norwegian-Swedish drama film directed by Kjell Grede. The film is named after the painting with the same name. At the 23rd Guldbagge Awards Grede won the award for Best Director and Lene Brondum won the award for Best Actress.[1] The film was selected as the Swedish entry for the Best Foreign Language Film at the 60th Academy Awards, but was not accepted as a nominee.[2]

I'm American, I have a circumcised penis and everything

Canadian whiskey is basically fermented cat pee.

I WANT TO WISH HAPPY CHRISTMASS TO ALL OF YOU SAD SOULS

norwegian girls are sluts

Merry Chrimbs Checkoslovackia

Frigg off

> Not being French or Swedish

Kms.

Fuck Trudeau and fuck chink people

>denial
Your insides are showing

why would you want to fuck that things sister? classic leaf

I've been to over twenty different countries, and by far the most beautiful was Austria. I stayed in a little place called Grindelwald. Breathtaking.

>Grindelwald

That would be in Switzerland

Besides your nice architecture, Alaska has everything you hold dear...just more of it. Eat a dick Norge-fag