Brit/pol - Mince Pie Edition

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>Berlin attacker Anis Amri killed in Milan
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38415287

>Jeremy Corbyn says Labour will back early election despite massive Tory poll lead
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jeremy-corbyn-says-labour-back-9504953

>Ed Balls rules out running in Labour by-election as he prepares for Strictly Come Dancing tour
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/23/ed-balls-rules-running-labour-by-election-prepares-strictly/

>Don't be cowed by terrorists, urges Theresa May
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-parliaments-38403872

>Merkel may as well have driven the lorry herself, says UKIP donor Arron Banks
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4059048/Merkel-driven-lorry-UKIP-donor-Arron-Banks-sparks-fury-tweet-laying-blame-Berlin-massacre-German-leader.html

>Poll shows majority of voters want Britain out of EU soon as possible
express.co.uk/news/politics/746589/Brexit-poll-majority-voters-want-Britain-out-EU-ASAP

>Spain rejects Nicola Sturgeon's plan for Scotland to stay in single market
holyrood.com/articles/news/spain-rejects-nicola-sturgeons-plan-scotland-stay-single-market

>Prince Charles condemns genocide of Christians in Middle East in Christmas message
princeofwales.gov.uk/media/speeches/hrh-the-prince-of-wales-presents-thought-the-day-bbc-radio-4

>King Charles III: Is the Queen getting ready to hand over the reins to her son?
ibtimes.co.uk/king-charles-iii-queen-getting-ready-hand-over-reins-her-son-1597781

>Leading Muslim reformist: Hope not Hate are orwellian bigots
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/22/listen-mohamed-jasser-slams-hate-not-hope-aiding-islamic-state/

>Soaring numbers of pensioners will spend Christmas in A&E
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/22/soaring-numbers-pensioners-will-spend-christmas-day-ae/>Berlin attacker Anis Amri killed in Milan
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38415287

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just about to have my first xmas wank lads

merry christmas

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>broken family, alchoholic, messy party, drunks outside with smokers - the soundtrack

noradsanta.org/

track Father Christmas

been a good year lads.

Here's a better one: youtube.com/watch?v=Pv0hlbWpa1w

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS

Merry christmas everyone
Hope you all have a great day, and that santa brings you what you want

I want lana lokteff to sit on my face

Here's to a year of brexit betrayal, not all muslim attacks, evil russian aggression and eternal lefty butthurt over Trump

YOU SCUMBGAG YOU MAGGOT
YOU CHEAP LOUSY FAGGOT

What did she mean by this?

not quite as partyish though is it

Ho ho ho

Merry christmas lads.
Just lit up a spliff to celebrate.
(inb4 hitchensposting)

There's going to be a Christmas Day terror attack. Kek wills it.

Facesitting has been b& by Theresa May.
It's not very Christian.

Merry Christmas fellow far right fascists

>Reminder that Midnight Mass is in ONE HOUR.
>Nothing is stopping you from going.
Don't you have to be baptised to receive communion?

False alarm. We're all good. Well, maybe not Germany/France.

Old classic then?: youtube.com/watch?v=bjQzJAKxTrE

Merry Christmas lads.

Nah, you can still do it, you're just not allowed to film it or watch it.

Enjoy xmas. There will be no Brexit.

Thats a big joint

Can't help but think of this every time I see anything relating to the Sturgeon, the SNP, Irn Bru or Haggis. Thanks fellas.

>*clop* *clop* *clop* *clop*

>"That's right Britain, it's me. We both knew it would come to this eventually. You may have been groomed by my brother, but it's over. Now, hand over the morality. Come now Britain, you know that the morality belongs to me. Give me the morality now, Britain!"

What do you do?

tfw they'll ban christmas due to offending muslems

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I will be surprised if there are no midnight mass attacks in France. Keep refreshing the news boys.

Kek wills the calling of a crusade

youtube.com/watch?v=02PxQmHIQ5o

Oh shit

Going to join you lad

4u

go jerk off to the memory of you not voting in the referendum you miserable cunt

How can you not watch facesitting if someone is sitting on your face........? You couldn't watch any closer if you tried

Merry xmas user, new OC?

Meant for YKTD?

oh shit i replied to the wrong post

kek wills it

Checked. We're crusading now lads. Put the Muslims to the sword.

Merry Christmas

anybody watching christmas carols on itv

makes me wish i was a proper good christian and not a degenetate

Have to shut your eyes, lad. Helps if she's got a fat arse, you won't see owt then anyway.

Fuck i have no weed :(

Aye lad.

I sometimes think about taking christianity seriously but I like drugs and sexual depravity too much

Good stuff. I always have a green Christmas.

I think I may have consumed too much alcohol tonight lads, I had to suffer through Christmas day with a hangover two years ago and it was shit. Quick, give me your best tips to avoid a hangover

>tfw only got Tesco Mince pies

If we end up getting a soft Brexit (we will) then it will literally have been better for Ed Miliband to have won the 2015 election and for Britain to have never had a referendum at all


We're going to go back to the early 2000s era of anti-EU sentiment where everyone considers it a non-issue """because we've already left""" and those in favour of actually leaving it will again be seen as weird and/or bigots

Stop drinking about 3 hours ago.

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> joseph with his wife's son.

Getting cucked by God must be rough.

No wonder cuckolding is popular in the West. It's sewn into our cultural fabric

Water, start downing it mate
only thing you can really do

yeah me too, especially the porno

complex feels

Don't drink.

>anybody watching christmas carols on itv
>makes me wish i was a proper good christian and not a degenetate
God gavce man all the seed bearing herbs and plants to use.

Smoking the ganja is officially bible condoned. Sure that counts for beer as well (it comes from plants).

>tfw can't wait for christmas ham and mince pie

Drink a pint of water now, your hangover will be 50% less.

Nice you haven't posted any new ones for a while. You been stocking up?

I just can't believe in it sadly
Also I have a hard time not binge drinking regularly

smoke marijuana and drink pedialite.

Are you the user who's been making all the recent HQ Pepes? (BritPepe painting Africa, ect).
If so keep it up, good shit.

>tfw defoo'd smug libtard family
>tfw nobody to spend christmas with except Sup Forums

I think Theresa May is and will be the Britain's greatest Prime Minister

>this mad Catholic fuck on BBC 1 blowing smoke everywhere
That's illegal you shit.

Keep drinking. If you fall asleep, drink again as soon as you wake up. Hair of the dog n all that

good qual stuff

anything's better than that absolute cuck cameron

>Anglicucks

Don't worry, the church is modernising. That's actually a vape.

What type of church should i join lads?

Merry Christmas everyone. Just finished watching It's a Wonderful Life with the family and just gonna do some gift wrapping and go to bed.

Have a good day tomorrow.

I'd get back in to it if wasn't so cucked.
The day we get a Pope that calls for removing Islam from Europe is the day I start showing up on Sundays.

love how britpepes are always disgustingly oversized

i was more worried about all the scat porn i've wanked to barring me from the kingdom of heaven

>not worshipping Woden
>implying

On it, I started winding down with lager shandys about an hour ago so a bit of water should sort me right out. Cheers boys

Drink a lot of water.

t. hangover pro

>there's chavs out causing chaos in the streets
>on Christmas Eve/Morning

Class war now gas the chavs

Drink water and lots of it. If you throw up keep drinking more water.

Bloody hell sort yourself out m8.

if you're not Anglican you're not English

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Drink a pint of water and make sure you go for a piss before bed
Set an alarm for 4am and drink another pint of water and go for another piss, then go back to bed
Should be fine when you get up, works for me every Thursday night after the pub quiz

what are mince pies like

never had one, too scared( they look fucking rank )

>shandys
I didn't know we had girls posting here.

Exodus 20 2-17

"You shall have no other gods before me.
You shall not make for yourself a graven image,
or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above,
or that is in the earth beneath,
or that is in the water under the earth;
you shall not bow down to them or serve them;
for I the LORD your God am a jealous God,
visiting the iniquity of the fathers
upon the children to the third and the fourth
generation of those who hate me,
but showing steadfast love to thousands of those
who love me and keep my commandments."

> praising "Kek"
>2016

ISHYGDDT

The favorite of degenerates everywhere.

i dont like it when they play with/eat the shite

i just like watching girls poo

>Midnight Mass from St Chad's *insert REEEEE* Catholic church
>Padre speaking in English instead of Latin

Fucking try one you big queen.

They are sweet and taste like cinnamon.

Not great though.

Eat a meal with protein, drink lots of water. You'll wake up at 4-5am needing a major piss and you'll feel like dying.

Piss, drink some more water, then sleep it off.

What's your new years resolutions, lads?

Mine is that I'm not going to visibly angry or complain about anything, I'm going for a stoic 2017.

That's Vatican II for you.

>scat porn
>the kingdom of heaven
You shan't be entering lad