im allergic to nuts so thats why im not too keen on roses or quality street, also christmas is a shit time for this allergy
Nathaniel Martin
it's okay
it's why we have heroes
just normal chocolate
no nutty shit
Charles Carter
>tfw not allergic to anything Ever since I was a kid when I first ate some random nut that was laying around and my mum was like "WHAT IF YOU WERE ALLERGIC" I've thought "there's no way I'd be so inferior".
Nothing lad, shitposting and re-encoding The Revenant for me mum
Jayden Stewart
Going to bed soon, im drunk.
Logan Miller
Merry Christmas!
Jacob Lewis
Made this joke in the last thread, get some original material chaperoo
Camden Sanchez
Surviving Christmas on BBC one >mfw James Gandolfini is dead
Christian Carter
merry christmas
Anthony Thomas
Think I might get the latest episode of The Grand Tour for my dad. I'm already in bed. Drinking but not pissed. I've behaved today.
Kevin Bailey
I can't help but feel this forceful reaction of covering up our history and hiding right-of-centre opinions will only fuel things further... but maybe that's what they want?
Jason Morgan
Merry Christmas
Isaac Perez
Nothing, I'm reading Lord of the Rings/posting here while trying to sober up. I could really do without a hangover on christmas day
Nolan Bailey
What you drinking?
Andrew Stewart
Carling.
David Ramirez
Merry Christmas old bean.
Wyatt Fisher
>Nice trips. Nips are mostly atheists.
How'd you get past trips wordfilter, spamfilters not letting me post it
Adam Watson
>listen to this, it'll blow your socks off
Lincoln Edwards
>Salmon and scrambled egg on toast for brekkie
Aiden Gomez
merry christmas
David Barnes
>leaf
Matthew Lee
Just got back from midnight mass, lads.
Merry Christmas.
Dylan Robinson
Feliz Natal
Jason Murphy
Same m8
James Moore
>No bucks fizz
Jonathan Perry
made this joke in the christmas eve brit/pol/ threads last year
Dylan Campbell
There's no specific filter for "trips." The filter prohibits posts that it thinks are spam. Particularly simple posts about gets and posts that are just long strings of "RE..." are likely to qualify. Honestly this is a lot better than real word filters which are pretty autistic. This post was marked initially but after some editing it made it through.
Carson Martinez
>in Londistan >walking back from midnight mass >go in local shitskin shop only one that stays open late >buy orange juice >as I'm leaving shitskin standing in shop (don't think he works there) says allah ackbar >instantly turn round and say merry christmas >he says merry christmas back >stare at him through the window as I walk off
Man, some muzzies are so bad. Almost felt like hitting him but it's Christmas.
Justin Watson
Don't think I could handle salmon for breakfast in fairness. Bacon, scrambled egg and toast for breakfast and smoked salmon on toast for lunch in my house.
Jaxon Evans
race war now
Easton Price
Who is the most treacherous Highland clann, and why is it the jew-like Campbell? Literally worst cunts on the planet
Jayden Powell
>There's no specific filter for "trips." The filter prohibits posts that it thinks are spam.
Yeah I just wanted to type "tr1ps for nips" but it wouldn't let me and still wont
That's probably because your post is too short. Super short posts with spamy words like that seem to be flagged.
Grayson Robinson
It's annoying because Mass was really nice but that's pissed me off. The cheek of it. Think he got the point when I said Merry Christmas back though.
Noah Bell
nobody wanted the roses lads
Ryder Lewis
we all know it's going to happen
what a day it will be when it does
Robert Hughes
Many will be on special offer sonn
Connor Cook
Muslim said As-salamu alaykum to me last Christmas. I nearly murdered him
Isaiah Torres
Yeah you're probably right m80
Pretty depressing desu, they'll be going cheap in the January sales though lad
Parker Bell
A Spaceman Came Travelling is underrated
Isaac Long
lard in yarde
Carson Ross
...
Landon Brooks
Maybe he was just trying to be nice and it's you who are the cunt tbf.
Bentley Lee
A rate of change is a derivative of a function.
Ian Cook
Chicken Connoisseur
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIYjGNq9zO8
Blake Torres
Nah he wasn't I could tell. I'm not a cunt I don't act racist irl. And saying allah ackbar to a white person on Christmas day is deliberate provocation. He was testing me.
Nicholas Cook
I'll raise you a chicken connoisseur with a cheese nerd
I did some last minute Christmas shopping yesterday and there was a bloke in the middle of town shouting about Islam in the town centre. Fucking ridiculous.
Hunter Gonzalez
Seconded mate. I had it on in the car the other day with gorgeous sound with a little bit of echo making it sound like it was live in a church or some other echoy place
Grayson Wilson
I'd go with celebrations every time but those caramel Cadbury bites hit me in the right spots desu
