You can only post in this thread if your country had an empire

You can only post in this thread if your country had an empire

Not so fast americucks!

>What is imperial age of Japan? Philippines? Hawaii? Panama?
>The influence of the entire fucking pacific from 1850 onward

I said not so fast americucks!

Brittain
>Shitty ancient decrepit irrilevent shel of an empire
MURICA
>Literally the greatest military power on the face of the earth and the single most powerful force the earth has ever seens that has the greatest empire the world has ever seen
Take a seat britbong the big boys are playing.

the world eats our literal shit. this isn't an accident.

>Cucked by a poo in loo pacifist
>Cucked by colonials x1000
>Ass torn by Neapolean
>Unable to regulate trade in Atlantic with Spain and France interfering with supply lines.
>Faggotry displayed by Impressment.

Hi cunts

I'm son to 2 empire, plebs

Must suck not being relevant anymore

>americans

>tfw even Brazil was an empire

There is no excuse amerilards

Well hello fellow empire

Serbia has at least 2 mcdonalds I saw with my own eyes, so this map is wrong

The Knock out punch
>Declared war on Hitler in defense of France

Biggest Cuck of the Millennia goes to.....

>get btfo
>can only post shitty memes

Sorry bongs but your country has gone to shit.

>had
How's that navy coming?

>MEXICO WAS AN EMPIRE
americucks are trash

but all of the angry foreigners tell me we're the American Empire. what do?

America is truly the most pathetic nation on earth, the sooner mexico conquers it, the better!

We dominated over Finns and Estonians at one point ..

until we genocided your people all the way to the pacific

T.Mohammad

First thing, I cant even believe Im Commenting to this faggot but whatever, I can take a break from making Faggots into bitches to serve you. Secondly, What the fuck is wrong with you faggot nerdbeard? All i can see is a disgusting, overweight, basement-dwelling, pedophile. Nothing like an alpha male god such as myself.
Do you realize how much pussy a fucking winner like me gets? I am tappin a different bitch EVERY. FUCKING. NIGHT. I’d bet hella money that you havent ever gotten laid, or you got it from your fat sisters, Lol. See, Gods like me understand REAL humor. Yeah thats right, Im also a God.
At this point I know you WOULD have tried to mess with me with all of that pussy hacking shit, because Im right and you’re angry. Also you have a tiny dick and hate real Men with hog legs like me. But i know you just looked at fucking traps and blast your pants.
Just TRY and fuck with me. See what happens.

>Have to be 18 to buy spoons

Britcucks

You can only reply to this post if you have only elected white men as your leaders.

All I can hear is the sound of a country that never had an empire, enjoy that 60% lads

WE

>implying the good old US of America isn't a post-modern empire

Direct conquest and rulership is obsolete. All you get for it nowadays is non-stop guerrilla warfare and economic sanctions.

tho that empire was pure shit

He said if your country had a empire, not if it still is one.

heh
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>Defeated by Scotland
>Can't Control Ireland

There whole EMPIRE was nothing but niggers from Africa and Poos.

Our imperialism in Japan counts.

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of some of our colonies.

WE

Whatever you say powderhead.

At least one of us is still relevant

>Military bases
>Empire

oh americucks...

WUZ

>Not so fast americucks
t. Americuck

Hey, remember that time Ferguson got his head blown of by some farmers and Cornwallis ran like a fuckin bitch?

We do.

SERBIA

STRONG

>"Had" an empire.

Guamaniac reporting

>America doesn't have an empire

Kek. We have a military base in pretty much every relevant country except Russia and China. States are more like their own countries and the federal government is becoming more imperialist every day.

We are the Free American Empire. Fuck off, tea niggers!

Pirate detected. Las Malvinas are ours

BASED. Shame you guys did not restore it yet. Same to Hueland.

You forgot the moon and fucking space, brother!

Hi :)

America is an Empire.

>Americans actually think the American revolution was about them and not a battle between Britain, France & Spain

Reminder that if you're a part of NATO, you're part of our empire. Also, South Korea, Japan, Australia/New Zealand, Saudi Arabia/the Gulf States. And the Caribbean is our lake.

Does Has an empire count?

It's like £1.99 for a bigmac here

>Brits actually think they're anything more than a minor American airstrip

Didn't you use to own part of Europe?

Stay mad, lacquer teeth

United States of America/Area
Image result for area usa
3.797 million mi2

Roman Empire/Area
Image result for area roman empire
1.699 million mi2

how is America not an Empire?

If you're going to block us on the empire boat you have to at least explain why

>mexico
>own part of europe

The only real threat to the colonists were the Hessians.

The redcoats were tea-sippin pussies.

>Americans actually think that Anglos don't rule the world including their government

we never left, burger.

Too bad the empire had to crumble

Why did you islandfags key it go to shit instead of building a superweapon to keep the empire together?

>conquer people for land
>check
>have a central state
>check
>have certain profiteers that benefit off American dominance
>check
>go to wars regularly to maintain empire
>check
>rule over shit tons of people
>check

>Trudeau
>man

Pick one

>get a load of this guy
>$56 billion in debt to the U.S.

what once was britain is our bitch deal with it pradeep

Can anyone tell me how much clay America has, and how much clay England has presently

I think our empire is still out thriving yours

Why haven't you posted the Soviet Empire?

You actually used to be a pretty cool scary evil empire back in the day

KANGZ

We're actually the greatest imperial power in the history of the world. Few will admit this.

>implying china doesn't own you

china could destroy your economy

We HAVE an empire, Mohammed.

Hahahahaha
What is your race,user?

iceland don't have no more mcdonalds

USA is truly a pathetic country, a complete joke
>inb4 nigger, shitskin, monkey, etc
Try harder

you can only post in this thread if your country has defeated an empire

Does it count if you were a part of someone else's empire?

gained independence in 1962

>seleted countires

>That's cute, America's lap dog

Guten Tag!

China and the U.S. will destroy the Bank of London before that happens, bro.

Jefferson cemented the deal when we started trading with them instead of you.

>All of the countries with McDonalds are richer than the ones without
Maybe we should kickstart Mongolia's and Uzbekistan's economies by giving them some freedom.

no need to be salty that you lost.

>had
key word

you must be so proud

>Cucks itself with zero disregard for pollution of drinking water.
>Cucked itself for a olympics

Austria represent.

>Free American Empire

If this isnt 100% satirical pls kys

Has 50 states the size of your country "United Kingdom"
>Hundrends of military installments in more than 20 countrys that arent even on your hemisphere
> owns all the worthwhile land in the northwestern hemisphere of our planet
>not an empire

ok britbong

>swaps british control for Emu caliphate

snow niggas was kangz and shieet too

How many military bases do we have and where are they :). Welcome to the empire, father

...

underrated

>implying America isn't an empire.

i..is this real life?

none of those states reported to berlin.

White AKA The Master Race

Anglo/Aryan

Australia isn't even a country let alone an empire. You fags still have the Union Jack. Switch to Eureka FFS.

>America
>Not an empire
We never had an emperor, but we had colonies and colonial possessions.
>Panama
>Japan
>Palau
>Micronesia
>Colombia
>Parts of China
>Half of Germany
>Kiribati
>Philippines
>Cuba
>Various parts of Mexico
>Hispaniola, Dominican Republic, Haiti
>Marshall Islands
>Half of Vietnam

And we still have
>Puerto Rico
>Virgin Islands
>Guam
>Marianas Islands

We didn't have a humongous empire, but then again, we just incorporated all the territory we liked.

Exactly. America is an empire in all but name. It works out better that way.