CIA Career

Convince me not to pursue a career in the CIA

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sage

like cp?, if you do, join them

Just wait till they check your internet browsing history famalam

>anywhere.com/careers

how difficult......

sage

you don't have a college degree so you're ineligible.

If you do you'll have to browse Sup Forums for the rest of your life.

Except you'll be fighting your brothers and your sisters, the very people who tried to expose the corruption, the pedophilia, everything, you will be at the mercy of ((((((((((((Them))))))))))))

OP is a faggot so he will blend right in

You'll be perpetuating patriarchy and white supremacy.

>low pay
>all the CP you can stomach

Currently in college for mechanical engineering.

I'm finding that while the concepts interest me, I can't get myself to be interested in doing the actual groundwork.

No shit, I want pol's opinion. That's why I came here.

Good luck, I'm behind seven proxies.

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You gatta be smahht to drink at a hahvahd bahhh.

you'll be the enemy and you won't even know it

>Not doing EE

mechanical engineering is a path to an excellent life if you use your knowledge wisely
do not dismiss it lightly

Youll be on a plane that will be crashed with no survivors.

No thanks m8, electricity/diagrams was my least favorite part of AP Physics.

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Confirmed faggot, go join the CIA goy

What if I met your mom at the spa one day, got her hooked on heroin and orgies, started fucking her in the ass on the regular, and convinced her to begin transfering money from your family to my bank account until it was all gone? And then, shoved a bomb up her cunt and detonated it while she and your family were at grandma's? Would you like that? Because that's basically your job at the CIA

Doesnt matter how many proxies you have your ass covered by. Do you really think that a government with the power to put a warhead up a camels ass from 100 of miles out wouldnt have the capability to find out that you were on Sup Forums?

Tldr tuck it in and cluck like a duck you are fucked.

Waiting for that image of this gurl

>you'll be the enemy and you won't even know it
this

also, from my military experience, I found that I absolutely hated who I was and the job I had to do. that is, you may find yourself HAVING to do things which you are morally opposed to, and having no choice or real alternative. it's not a good situation to put yourself in.

you wont get in

they know you have been here

you wont make it past the screening

I think I have the potential to get a more physically involved job at the CIA.

Nearly all of their operations-related jobs require some sort of four-year degree.

But from what I'm seeing, it's not a life I would be interested in. I want to accomplish something worthwhile and be proud of myself, even if I can't tell anyone about it. I would much rather stop a bomb threat and not have anyone know then design a 30% more efficient rubber gasket and have that be my bragging point.

I'd like to believe that I'd be working in the best interest of my country.

All the smart people go into the private sector.

>a four year degree

Go play vidya you stupid shit

What sort of private sector allows for the same sort of global, high-stakes work as the CIA?

I'm doing the same thing but I'm trying the paramilitary route. Currently en route to USMC boot july 10, 03xx contract.

Gonna see if I can get into MARSOC/ or any MARSOCOM shit.

>inb4 ur le epic eneemeooo
Well yeah. I support ZOG.

make sure your assignment is flexible enough to survive ww3

Enjoy dying for Israel muhrine

What got you interested? Not just in the marines, but specifically in the CIA route.

read Legacy of Ashes by Tim Weiner. CIA has always been dysfunctional.

being a spy is totally not glamorous. you will be sent to a random country to work a nothing job and write book reports about your shitty life. also espionage is a capital offense.

or you could be involved in black ops selling drugs or funding radical muslims or torturing radical muslims. so when the story breaks in 8 years, you can go to jail for your boss.

idk. it's your life but i'd never do it

Are you a big guy?

EE is the fucking devil

This really tickled my funny bone.