WTF

Why are we trying to be friends with these asshole Russians again?

Maybe a Trumper can tell me. Fuck them

Legit concerned about this Stealth Nuke

To wipe out the Chinese and Indians, of course. No more poo in loo, and no more freakydeaky escalators.

>believing anyone would even think about attempting to initiate a nuclear war with the U.S.

You're retarded. If any government tried to nuke the U.S., their country would be glassed entirely within 30 minutes.

1) It's not called "Satan" by the Russians and 2) it's not capable of wiping out an entire nation, except maybe one the size of San Marino.

wtf i hate russia now

But what if they get the 1st shot and takea out the entire state of texas? According to experts it has enough spread and flys so fast that it can reach Texas and dodge anti missle systems

CЛABA PУCИ

Because no one wants to be enemies with a nation that has a nuke that can wipe out Texas.

*gasp* Such Thugs! They are forcing friendship?

>flys so fast that it can reach Texas and dodge anti missle systems
>implying the US doesn't have classified stealth, state-of-the-art MD systems ready to be deployed within micro-seconds of a detected launch

Impossible.

The missile would be destroyed by rays from Heaven because God is on our side.

>My ninja turtle has superpowers and is wayy more powerful

It was a secret.

I fucking hope so. But judging by their S400 SAM system, their missles are state of the art.

Im legit deeply concerned. They say its the greatest nuke in existence. What if another nation gets this doomsday device?

This is how the world ends breh

>SATAN 2
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR RETARDED NAMING CONVENTIONS NATO. YOU ARE HUGE FAGGOTS.
RS-28 SARMAT IS THE NAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Who the fuck is we?
If you are referring to any western nation you are incredibly misinformed.

It's another untapped market for Trade, business partnerships, tourism and cultural growth.

If we can become bff with Rus then we should do it. There is literally nothing wrong with being friends of Russia.

>liquid fueled
>nation killer

> being too afraid to make friends instead of bitches
it's a good thing if the US stops this
well, not friends, but at least partners

Can reach Denver from Moscow.

That means both coasts can be touched

c нacтyпaющим bratan

Stop pointing your fucking gun at me, my family and my nations biggest economy centers. You asshole

Because the entire globalist workd order wants to destroy Russia and nukes are a fantastic (and cheap compared to conventional arms) hedge against invasion by a superior military force.

would you rather be their enemy?

what
pretty sure that missile is less capable than the 1980es Trident except for anti-air defense measures

why are you being a pussy when actually US is the biggest gun collection owner on the block?

>can reach denver from moscow
>this means both coasts can now be touched
>now
>because russia couldn't do this before
are you a time traveler from the early 50's? Ivan's had the bomb and ICBMs for a while m8

Russo american alliance means near total control of the world nuclear weapons stockpile and total hegemony of the northern hemisphere. China, muzzies, and pajeets btfo

Learn a little bit about delivery systems and then get back to me.

To retake Constantinople.

We are one nation and should be together stop trash-talking

Nigga weve been in MAD mode fot decades. Nothinh has really changed in that regard. This is why its important to maintain nuclear superiorty though, makes smaller less predictable nations like North Korea think long and hard before pressing the button. Hard to blame Russia for doing the same. Theyre protecting their natioinal interest, same as us.

*unsheathes chainsaw*

It's İstanbul.

checked and kek'd

Also, it triggers the left. The more it does, the closer I want to get to mother russia.

This, fuck the USA and Fuck Russia

Settle down, Ahmed.

They're fine if they keep sending brides.

>russophobia
fuck off

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But they keep developing. WTF end this stupid arms race it makes me highly uncomfortable. Now their ICBM has anti anti missle measures fuck off ruskies!

More like world dominance for the forseeable future. The only thing that could possibly challenge our world hegemony in the future is some sort of Eurasian hegemon arising. No other area in the world besides the Eurasian steppe's arable land combined with China's navigable rivers has the geography to be a challenger. With Russia as an ally that becomes impossible. Alienating Russia and pushing them into the arms of the Chinks is exactly what we shouldnt do. Thats how said Eurasian hegemon could come into existence.

Who cares. Glass the whole world.

everybody who makes liberals salty is my friend

USA = Source of degeneracy
Russia = Source of Poverty and corruption

Humanity has been in a perpetual arms race since the moment we started sharpening sticks and throwing them at each other. Also there would be no need for this competition if we were allies.

Russia is a kelptocracy. Nobody except the oligarchs have enough money to buy anything for any amount that would make a difference to your bottom line, and if you are making money there's a good chance that either some mafioso or government official (they're pretty much the same) will jack you for all your shit and imprison or kill you in the process. Horrible climate for business. It's why their economy is in the shitter.

Yeah but if you just call things by their UN code name, the Russians sound evil!
Also, the Russians hacked this reply.

>degeneracy
Russia is the richiest country in the world just keep in mind. I agree about corruption

Correction. Russia has the richest oligarchs (Top 0.001%). Everybody else is poor as shit. Average income is about on par with Mexico.

What? Russia is poor af, you just happen to have the richest man on earth. Maybe there is a correlation. I could buy half your country for $50 USD.

True but historically is autocracy

his shirt says HOMO backwords.

Russian confirmed for homos.

I mean natural resurces. 1/8 of Earth, arctic oil, forest etc

Russia only exports oil, gas, arms and vodka. Keep that in mind.

They dont build, they dont innovate

how the fuck do you test a nation-killing missile without killing yourself?

Doesn't matter if our entire country gets glassed. Nuclear missile silos are designed to withstand nukes being underground and whatnot and nuclear missile subs won't be effected either.

The point of MAD is even if we die we're taking whoever fucked us with us.

Your oil is too expensive to obtain, or you would have a better economy. Your nigger in charge could hybrid free markets with whatever the fuck control the have going and have you become an economic powerhouse, but that involves him giving up power. Yall should uprise and slaughter him.

>income
and the income:cost of living ratio?
just ask any expat, if you were once a stateside teacher and now teach in the rus, you're lifestyle will be identical because of the cost of living, despite earning significantly less on paper

Ya okay dumbshit. This is backed up by your imagination, please kill your self, the average I.Q. needs a boost in our country.

By using a tiny fraction of the actual amount of the material being blown up

We have a dead mans switch on our nuclear systems. If a designated individual doesn't give a daily input into a console it starts a 24 hour timer that the president/ secdef has to deactivate.

Not only that but the US Navy just in submarine power has enough nuclear armaments to level every square inch of the dry land earth 3 x over.

Impossible to make.

Also, why do they care about this when Topol M is more relevant?