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>he celebrates christmas is summer

>he doesn't celebrate Christmas drinking 20 liters of ice-cold beer and then goes take a dip naked in the ocean with his gf then have sex on the sand and chat until the sun's up

northerners are truly plebeians

Technically we celebrate it in wet season too.

give us a break, we're fuckin dying here

Thankyou for your sensible contribution to the discussion. A beautiful nation of asado, faïna, maté and sexy ladies. Also more beef than you could ever eat.

Is Bindi still a national treasure?

melbourne cunt reporting
why does the first hot day i've experienced all year have to be on christmas
fuck this country

>falling for the women jew

>living somewhere that only has a "wet season" and a "dry season"
Boy are you missing out

dem titties
thicc

we have a million girls like her.

that's a big bitch

I said sexy not expensive goy.

hahahaha. no.

>tfw you will never get to nuzzle between mama shazzas jones thighs

we've had 3 winter olympics in a row

>he celebrates christmas is summer

its hot...

plus 30 already and buying seafood for christmas is a seasonal rip off as per usual

the day after, the city will empty out as all the tribes holiday down on the coast and the streets will be dead until late jan

thank you m8, Merry Christmas

i couldn't live up to my description this year as I usually do, but we're leaving for the coast tomorrow afternoon, family is already there

we have bad fires in the summer as well here, this summer the authorities say its gonna be even worse than previous years

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>yfw you realize the American southwest is hotter than the outback

Aussies are such pussies.

>Not celebrating Christmas by eating snags and smashing VB's while being in the hottest city on Earth

if you locked the bathroom door, how long do you think she'd last without being let out?

if it weren't for vitamin deficiencies, id say several months

Putin is kill.

Its not actually summer in australia. Thats just an urban legend thing like the toilet flushing in the opposite direction. Also everything isn't upside down either.

yes but how hot is it in the outhouse?

I bet some people would enjoy fucking her folds.

Here's our version

40C

wtf i love uruguay now

That does sound extremely comfy tbqh family.

he left out the part about getting your leg bit off by a shark or getting raped by an emu while your gf screams in helpless terror

Ur a gay

>while your pet huntsman spider drags a dingo up the shed wall

But it's winter?

This is fine.
This is all fine.

you too!?

I mean this is suppose to be some kind of joke right?
It seems like it should be...

>hot
>rain
>pollen
>blackout
>hot...

NZ news image of Australia problem. Kek

come visit guys, ill buy you a beer

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we dont have sharks here lul

fixd it for you
>pic related

...

>hot
>humid hot
>dry hot
>windy hot
>windy humid hot
>PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH THRACK BA-BOOOM AAHH THERE GOES ME FUCKIN TRAMPOLINE
>nice day
>AAHHH QUICK GET THE SANDBAGS
>windy hot
>humid hot
>COLD AS FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE F-
>humid hot
>AAHHHH NOT ME BLOODY BARBY TOO

such is life in memesland

Not enough desu.

youtube.com/watch?v=ugYYknO5HAA

he's not kidding.

oh and don't forget

>OH FUCK MY CAR WINDSHIELD
>NOOO MATE THE NRMA TOLD ME TO GET FUCKED LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED
>CAN'T EVEN PLAY STORM GOLF, THESE THINGS ARE THE SIZE OF ROCKS

P O Z Z B O U R N E

RACQ*

Do you still call it swamp ass in Australia?

Ahaha, sad but true.

>tasmania
>crash car
>call RACT
>Wrackt

>drinking your beer below 48 degrees

Typical under handed techniques impoyed by scum

I fucking hate this shit. It's just too hot.
>>It's hotter inside than outside
>>but all I want to do is lay down and sleep >>can't sleep because my mattress is hotter than the floor
>> can't sleep on the floor because ants as of two days ago decided to move in to escape the sun and rain
>>decide to sit infront of fan and chill on computer
>>heat from pc makes room unbearable
>>Sit outside in shade, get raped by flies.
>>drink litres of water to stay hydrated and have to get up to piss every 20 minutes
>>no wind...zero...no cool breeze just hot death.
>>Will be like this for the next week before it cools down
FUCK THIS SHIT!

where's your pool at, m8?

>tasmania
>crash car
>call RACT
>old mate comes by and slings one of his heads around your grill
>he holds onto the tow truck
>tows you to port arthur
>get shot

cunt get some fucking raid and aeroguard

yes. do you live in florida? this country is basically a continent sized version of florida

Redpill me on Tasmania. Is it full of inbred criminals?

>not jumping in your pool
Tell me do you own one of these?

POZZFAG REPORTING IN

was sub-50C in the fakken car
theres literally nobody in the streets

good day to play with the dog and then die in the heat together whilst getting severe hayfever on a footy field

> Hotter than the outback

Nah

>visit tasmania
>last thing you remember is talking to a qt on the flight to Hobart
>wake up in a potato sack at the bottom of a waterfall
>somebody seems to have given you a liver biopsy
>the inch ants smell fresh meat
>you are eaten by insectoid megafauna.

Once you get above 40 degree temperatures, the main thing that matters is humidity, and i believe Australia is much more humid than the southwest

I'm Southern California valley trash, I live in the armpit of America. Right now its just the right temperature to jump in my hot tub

>live in Florida
>Sunday high is 80
>65 degrees at the coldest part of the night

yes, the best part about it is that it has no aboriginals since they were all genocided

please go near monash, sneak into one of those dumb ass student dorm apartments, and disable the central AC for me. it's normally on the top of the building but you should be able to sneak into the electrical room and switch it off.

that sounds about right. sometimes i forget tasmania is even a part of this country.

is that near LA? tell me some mexican stories. you better have voted for trump as well.

Now imagine this every day in different areas

We get humidity on top of that but im pretty sure some places in south australia would compete with death valley

maybe you live in victoria where they DONT PUT TASMANIA ON MAPS WHAT THE FUCK VICTORIA

>being comfy in hot as fuck weather
are you even white?

That pic was last year wasnt it?

Yes sir!

desu I may as well just fuck up the entire electrical system

which campus?

What's that in Fahrenheit? Celcius is third world tier

It's always a fucking gook

> pretty cool this year
> barely 30 degrees at the moment
>have freezer stocked with zooper doopers in case it gets too warm
>I've only had half
>they've been there since September

FUCK ME when is winter going to end

Also muh global warming

i heard jacking off into your mouth helps cool you down. it's an ancient bedouin medicine

>ants
fucking ants

>multiple assaults on your jar of honey, ruined several slices of bread, your dogs food and got into your rice
>stings on your calves

you what mate
us viccie cunts put tassie on maps

whered you get this assumption from

130ish

Old dude here. I sat in front of the TV as a kid when this happened. I was fucking livid that Greg Chappell could order Trevor to do that. There is no way in hell that poor old Brian Mckechnie was going to get a six off the last ball!!

shit that never happened

From the map at Eureka tower, the map at melbourne zoo, the map in the space hotel on russel street, the map on the tourist coin machine at luna park, the map of australia in the immigration museum....

Sit outside with th hose on your head if you dont have a pool use to do that at my sisters out at ipswich when it reached 40+

guess i haven't been to those places enough to even realise that LOL

>Be me
>go outside
>its cold as shit

>you all hate Victoria and Melbourne
>while you fry like eggs in northern areas

I'm pale white and moving to Ballarat. Sending white people to Australia is a cruel joke that got old some time ago.

>posting in moon degrees
Fucking Aussies.

Its hot. Put the aircon on and drink beer

beautiful, just beautiful

Fucking phone. Dont complain to me if your neck is sore

Nope, we are exactly in the middle of Cali and not too many Mexicans. I'm white and voted for trump.
I live in the part of town where a lot of Samoan and pacific islanders live. Here's a story:
>years 2012
>middle of summer
>cats in the neighborhood go missing
>whole neighborhoods shook
>sitting on my porch one night
>dog starts barking
>start to look around
>see 6'5 Samoan grabbing a cat
>the fuck are you doin
>he sees me
>I'm 5'11
>fuck.jpg
>say im gonna call the cops
>he grabs cat and takes off running
>chase him
>next block over he goes in a house
>cops arrive
The fuckers had 20 dead cats inside and were using them for rituals and voodoo shit.
Islanders are revolting people

>when you're the only person in your extended family who can bridge the gap between your "racist conservative uncle" and the rest of the family

Th...tha...thanks Sup Forums

>Americans land on moon
>Americans are the only cunts out to use Farenheit

What fukken alien spacecraft did you pull those arbitrary ass points from anyway?

>Cold as shit -40 in winter
>Hot as shit 104 in summer

Its winter and christmas. What the fuck are you even talking about Australia?

A fucking leaf. Dad get the blower!!!

It topped at 25 degrees Celsius in Brisbane today
The hottest part of the day has been at 1730...

wow

The fuck are those numbers, you guys are truly 3rd world

Its not that hot
Flies are more annoying

fuck off nat

It's always summer here. Merry Christmas Sup Forums