My life sucks and i'm gonna neck myself

my life sucks and i'm gonna neck myself
start ww3 so i can join the army or something please
roll digits for me anons, roll digits for yourselves, roll digits for all of you
start a war already

>my life sucks
>so let's start a world war

Maybe you need God.

Roll dubb s for bigger penis for OP

If digits WW3 will start August 22nd in 2018.

Just get a fucking job OP.

i do but i can't believe in god so this is the 2nd best option to spark some nationalism or something meaningful even if it is merely a delusion
no

Guess not. But it will probably be 2018.

Because you keep playing fucking online games

i don't even like games anymore
they're all garbage
i do have a long war campaign i play a few times a week, but that's it

m8, I hope me and you both curb our nihilism and don't have to die in the mud

Merry Christmas

Digits of truth, just go out and get a job nigger.

Rolling for muslim cleansing

Join the Twitter Race War with Me Norgeman!

if digits confirm, race war will start tomorrow.

Gas the Kikes, race war now!

Here are your digits OP. Just stop being a pussy and get a job

Let there be peace

i can't discard digits like nothing but what is a lone and useless autist meant to do in the large, strange, and unwieldy world? i trust neither the concept of love, the concept of friendship, the concept of faith, nor do i have any visions of doing anything beyond the worst in selfish degeneracy, hows that for a life
if i were to get a job it would also be simply to benefit myself, very miserable but naturally much superior to living off of temporary shekels that will soon run out

peace forever, OP languishes on in a stagnant state till he dies alone of old age

kys

Don't you lazy faggot.
Here is a thought:
>Start blog
>Walk to India
>Keep blog
>Publish book

Just pulled that out of my ass.
Just find something cool to do and do it. I would; but I can't leave my mom, I'm the only one she has.

Or sell all that you have & go preach the gospel in the middle east & get martyred for the HRCC. Insta heaven.

>my life sucks
>lives in Norway

I'll trade countries with you

i think the expression is apt under these circumstances, my life would suck if everything about me and my personality sucks, or so i would think
nothing wrong with my circumstances, family, surroundings, nor environment, just me. i could probably get neetbux if i tried to, but i don't really use or have need for money
writing a book takes effort, whereunder most of my troubles lie
i've attempted seeking creative hobbies, programming, drawing, writing, modelling, i do have the discipline, time, and focus necessary to learn. but i do not have the will to keep bothering with it when it stops being fun, i only carry on with a task until it stops entertaining me, it's very bad
i sometimes write large texts for my own entertainment, but i delete them afterwards or post them anonymously to argue with people, purely for entertainment, not for some grander project

m8,I always get depressed at this time of year, I feel like the whole year is a build up to the christmas holidays and afterwards the horrible feeling of starting again stoke with me until at least the end of January. Just do something to keep yourself occupied.

Alternatively, make this thread tomorrow. I don't feel comfortable telling someone to kill themselves on Christmas.

You sound like a sanguin personality. Read spiritual advice for that type.

But again; don't kys; think about hell for an hour a day.
>Permanent immobility.
>The tinnitus of a 1000.000.000.000 screaming people being tortured by unspeakable fire
>Did I mention the fire?
>And the smell of the same amount of burning corpses.

Just think of being in an oven; for all eternity; together with all the other douchbags you now hate.

Might as well make that 10-15 minutes a day. That's more do-able.

That sucks OP

have you tried gay sex yet?

i don't get depressed or sad though
i realize what i am, i realize how awful it is, i realize how pathetic it is, but i'm not sad, i'm not angry, and i'm not disgusted at myself
all my actions revolve around making myself laugh or entertaining myself in some other way, it's not healthy or good, no way for a man to live
of course i understand that if someone says they want to kill thesmelves the only response you should give them is "just do it faggot nobody cares" since it is terrible attention seeking behaviour that i dislike
i realize so many follies in my actions, thoughts, and behaviour, i know what i imagine a perfect world to be, yet i cannot help but be the greatest hypocrite i've ever known of, and while i know there are many things wrong with that i feel nothing negative about it
i do wish i believed in god, i truly do, but there is no such possible purpose and i cannot be bothered going through the vast reasons for why this is, but trust me when i say it is convincing
i could believe in a man made machine greater than us all, and i could serve it, but it will not ever happen
if you couldn't tell i'm obviously a virgin, i've never had any friends nor any love, and i doubt it'll ever be the case

You should try sex before you kill yourself

And also try to join a neo-nazi organization

Just stuff to try before you die

Go to a gym.

i've already done exercising for fun as a hobby, but i got bored with it
i don't like neo nazis very much, even the original nazis had some flaws

Go out in a blaze of glory

Get guns

Massacre niggers

I will trade countries with you.
I am busting my balls for median income 4 dollars/hour, yet everything is expensive.

Or you can come to live with me.
I will show you what is like to plow a field to get potatoes. I will teach you how to harvest apples, plums, take care of trees and garden.
All this and at same time going full time to work.

Just to afford new battlestation, sulprus millitary shit, and impress czech bitches with 10y old skoda car.

Walk up a mountain with a chair and get some sun. Also make some protein shakes. Take a camera with you and post the pictures here when you're at the top.

same OP, but my life don't suck it's just everything is boring in this world.

dubs, WW3 happen in the next 8 months.

reroll

hi

Merry Christmas

>not american
dont care what happens to you faggot

>no "grander project" because no one has specifically told him

Come on, now you are insulting us, broder.

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but at the end of the day you enjoy your being, you have a family that you love and you have friends that you enjoy being with and a place you belong
you don't do work out of charity after all, you have the will and motivation necessary to do it
of course i wouldn't wish to trade positions, but trading life experiences maybe
i did take a couple walks for no reason recently, ultimately it was pointless however
merry christmas americanon

Don't you get free assisted suicide in Norway if your depression is bad enough?

If dubbles you spend every penny you have going to Syria to fight ISIS instead of offing yourself.

It's sad when a significant amount of people around world world sees WW3 at the best case scenario.

>trips in ID

The chosen one

Then trust in yourself

At first i though i wouldnt care for someone else other than me, then i met my gf and after 2 years of relstionship,i started to care about things other than myself, things need time to grow in you

no, and i've covered it up very heavily, wouldn't want anyone thinking there is any risk of actual suicide now would i?
i'm lazy broder what can i say, there's nothing more to me than my constant laziness and lack of will to do anything at all
i don't even take care of basic hygiene if it is not necessary because it is too much effort to go into the shower for five minutes
this is the world on globalism, this is your country on socialism
no love, no faith, no goodwill
only the self
people like me must be forced to cooperate and be useful to society at a young age, it is only healthy

Hate to say it Norwegian bro, but millions of lives and the few other anons here cut out for military service arent exactly worth it just so you can get ground to mist in the meat grinder of ww3 ya know? :/

Autism in action

stop being a fag

while i may have made it seem like so, it's not just for my ego, but also for what i perceive to be the best for broader mankind
the puppeteers controlling the world currently wish to create a soulless and degenerate world where more people like me will exist, without passion nor caring, only wishing to benefit themselves and never help others. i cannot imagine a more terrible reality
i don't have personal aspirations but i have dreams of a better world

naturally my worldview could be vastly wrong, maybe people actually enjoy being like this, maybe i should just fuck off and kill myself already and stop wasting words, i don't know what the world is like from any other perspective but my own

You don't need a war to join the army