Brit/pol/ - The Utter State Edition

>Watch: Theresa May sends exclusive Christmas message to the Armed Forces
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/24/watch-theresa-may-sends-exclusive-christmas-message-armed-forces/

>Jeremy Corbyn addresses homelessness in Christmas message
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/24/jeremy-corbyn-addresses-homelessness-christmas-message/

>May: Britain must unite after EU vote
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38417101

>UK economic growth revised up to 0.6%
bbc.co.uk/news/business-38413787

>'Don't stand in our way!' Ukip leader Paul Nuttall calls for faster Brexit in 2017
express.co.uk/news/politics/747099/brexit-paul-nuttall-ukip-european-union-britain-exit

>CLOSE THE BORDERS: Europe’s migrant crisis puts UK at risk of Berlin-style terror attack
express.co.uk/news/politics/747054/Close-European-Union-borders-Schengen-Area-migrant-crisis-Berlin-terror-attack

>Archbishop of Vienna: Migrant Crisis Has Gone Too Far, Better to Help Asylum Seekers In Their Home Countries
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/24/archbishop-vienna-migrant-crisis-gone-beyond-ability-europe-cope/

>European Lefties Plan to March on ISIS While Waving White Flags
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/24/lefties-marching-aleppo-stop-war/

>Unsung MPs quietly making Britain better
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/24/after-jo-cox-the-unsung-mps-quietly-making-britain-better

>The wartime origins of Carols from King’s
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/wartime-origins-carols-kings/

>Corbyn highlights 'shocking rise' of homelessness in Christmas message
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-highlights-the-shocking-rise-of-homelessness-in-official-christmas-message-a7493841.html

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youtu.be/TT3cfXd3Shk
news.sky.com/story/queen-not-attending-church-as-she-recovers-from-cold-10707462
thetimes.co.uk/article/mcdonalds-moves-overseas-headquarters-to-britain-jjcb0b7tf
theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/dec/25/street-brawl-100-people-breaks-out-in-woking-surrey
thejournal.ie/eu-common-tax-base-ireland-2-3044033-Oct2016/
google.co.uk/amp/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/manga-and-anime-industries-to-be-exempt-from-japans-new-law-banning-images-of-child-abuse-9546990.html?amp?client=safari
heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/convicted-paedophile-stephen-maxwell-murray-working-in-toy-shop/news-story/4e229f8f8bf234cb7de832e297c07df3
m.somersetlive.co.uk/paedophile-pensioner-jailed-after-downloading-thousands-of-indecent-images-of-children/story-30000731-detail/story.html
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b086kg3n
m.youtube.com/channel/UCThF4tdbpELy8bNy40BOQhw
twitter.com/AnonBabble

STAY BEADY THIS CHRISTMAS BRIT/POL/.

It reached 136th. 2016 just keeps on giving.

Merry Christmas, lads. These are what my girlfriend got me this year.

Merry Christmas lads

youtu.be/TT3cfXd3Shk

Carols from kings is a pretty cool tradition especially since it is less than 100 years old, but feels like it has been around forever

>tfw ipad mini 2 and coat i wanted for christmas

i dont really know what else i would want

Just a reminder.

For it to get 136th, that would mean that it wasn't even bought by every MP who was in the house a few weeks ago when they all agreed to buy it.

>misses out on Christmas No 1 spot
>by 135 places

THE ANGLO MASTER RACE STRIKES AGAIN

Moggy Christmas!

DO IT AGAIN BOMBER HARRIS

Catholics and Pro-Snoopers out!

Who /postingfromChurch/ here?

60 years on and the RAF is continuing to cuck the Krauts.

They just confirmed that the Queen isn't going to church today. Will she be the last victim of 2016?

Merry Christmas, lads!

Not the Queen apparently.
news.sky.com/story/queen-not-attending-church-as-she-recovers-from-cold-10707462
Dead by new years?

Why do people hate Jeremy Kyle? The person that is.

>I will be King this time next year

Jesus Christ! Thats not the image I posted!

Merry Christmas you glorious cunts.

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Who here /foxy bingo/

Morning lads

>have to go see extended family
>tfw too intelligent to enjoy Christmas

He's a hypocritical cunt. He cheated on his wife and had a massive gambling problem, if I'm not mistaken and he just comes across as a right twat.

Still, I do enjoy watching every now and then. They have such ugly people on.

>No full-fat milk

I've got to go up my nans later, and the rest of the 'family' is there, problem is i don't know half of them as they only come crawling out the woodwork at christmas

Fucking shout out to pure orange juice

Same mate. It is hell. I just want to have my Christmas dinner and watch doctor who in peace.

ikr

Tradition doesn't have to be around forever to feel like it has. That's the beauty of it: it feels inherently timeless. Like the Houses of Parliament look 1,000 years old and Lord of the Rings reads like something found in an old, dusty corner of a forgotten library.

>warning them to leave

But I need my Aryan blood.

They've already had their skinny cappuccino and low-fat muffins.

>Banks and financial institutions make up the overwhelming majority of more than 100 companies inquiring about relocating to Ireland after Brexit, the head of the agency tasked with bringing foreign investment into the republic has confirmed.

Look, if 12% of our GDP decides to leave then who cares?

We have nostalgia, shiny golden Spitfires, Union Jack bunting and selective dreams of Empire to keep us warm and fed, amirite?

At the end of the day we're free of the EUSSR, the capitalist-communist dictatorship that let us hold a vote to leave!

And. We have our beautiful free trade future, because slashing regulation, encouraging foreign ownership and reducing tariffs on imported manufactured goods worked out so well for the working classes through the 80s and 90s for every country that was forced to implement it under the IMF and the Washington Concensus. I for one cannot wait to see cheap Chinese steal render everyone unemployed in our own domestic steel industry. Just the price to pay for our glorious 1856 future. Huzzah!

who /nosleep/ here?

Why don't you faggots goto see the rest of the family during the run up to Christmas

Merry Christmas lads

Have a good one

I've got you mate

Merry Christmas you bunch of cunts I hope you all get wanked off by your mums like you're hoping xo

Only other family is my grandma, uncle my brother, sister and mum, and we go to my Grandmas for dinner on Boxing day

>some people actually thought the EU would crack down on borders after terrorism

Protip: Open borders/mass migration is the #1 priority of the EU. They will never, ever let go of them.
Free movement is 99% used by multinationals moving goods from one country to the other. The EU serves these 1%ers and deaths of the 99% in terrorist attacks mean nothing in comparison. These 1%ers are the same ones who want an open external border as well as internal open borders, so they can bring in labour and consumers from all of non-Europe. It is these people who the EU works for, and that is why open borders cannot be removed. And the EU and MSM will refer to any opponents of these ideas as far-right/nazi/extremist.

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Jews are based. Happy Hanukkah

Merry Christmas lads.
I know the banter gets a bit rough sometimes but I love you all.

more cheap steel = more jobs for trades that work with steel

business is already reacting to the announcement of a cut in corp tax
thetimes.co.uk/article/mcdonalds-moves-overseas-headquarters-to-britain-jjcb0b7tf

And it was not about "spitfires and union jacks", it was about the EU having supreme law making power over Parliament. It is a perversion of Democracy that your elected representatives cannot quash statute written by the EU despite being "sovereign".

tfw queenie is on her last legs

Hope she dies soon, always wanted to see what will happen

Lads I found out this morning that all money is basically made up by banks and has no value. Also the constant growth without being tied to production means that money gets worth less and less every day without wages rising to compensate.
Also apparently all our taxes don't even go to the NHS and the Police etc, they go to paying off the capital and interest off the loans the government takes from the bank of england to pay for all this shit.
Not only that but since all money is attached to debt, there isn't enough money in the country to pay off all the debt.
Knowing this has depressed me vastly more than the migrant crisis or anything else since I know that the entire system wll probably collapse in my lifetime and will most certainly in my childrens.
What do?

Merry Christmas you wonderful lot. What a brilliant year it has been.

>tfw cucks and chinks will start screaming about muh republic before her body is laid to rest

When Charles is the next in line, Republicanism seems attractive.

theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/dec/25/street-brawl-100-people-breaks-out-in-woking-surrey

>Street brawl involving up to 100 people breaks out in Woking

>Rioters were said to have been led by notorious white supremacist criminal Alexander Gordon Jahans, a local professor of utilitarian ethics.

>Relocating to Ireland

Ireland in 2017 will have its economy decimated after the EU cucks their low corporation tax rates. All the American tech multinationals have already been scouting for sites to relocate. The Irish are in absolute state of panic about the threat of this.

thejournal.ie/eu-common-tax-base-ireland-2-3044033-Oct2016/

wottttttttttttttttt

I feel her, caught the cold myself and feel like shit. Haven't even opened my presents yet.

James Whale is trying to get Nige to come on his TalkRADIO show today and give an alternative Christmas speech. He usually succeeds, so might be worth keeping an ear out.

Poor krauts

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>eu common tax

Christ, this would destroy vast areas of Europe.

If their is no incentive to settle business in poorer nations (such as Ireland) via low tax rates, then literally noone will go there and improve their economy.

Great for Berlin, Death for rural Ireland

What are you worried about. Any economic system has only one reason to exist, to supply the necessity and luxuries to the populace. If it doesn't do that, it's useless. Gold is just yellow metal, no real use. The real system is barter, economic systems just make it easy to do. In the end we just barter what we have for what we want. You won't trade because of debt, the we trade with someone else.

MERRRRRRYYYYYY CHRISTMAS

I got some booze and chocolate

But the system will collapse under itself because eventually we will not be able to pay the capital on the debt the government owes.
This is not an economic system it's downright usury/

>Gold is just yellow metal, no real use.

have a good yule lads

The Queen is gonna die, lads.

Anyone been terror'd yet?

Kill yourself shill

It's good at thermal dissipation I guess

Just coming on to wish you all a lovely Christmas.

Aninonces should be shot

>t.nonce

>globalist shill mad about nationalist anime

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Festive Karenposting!

Then replace it with another system, it won't be the first time that's been done. Debt that can not be paid is as good as no debt. The lender is left with useless paper. He will refuse to lend any more. But then he is stuck with what he has to lend, and is as fucked as the one in debt.
The system adjusts constantly to the realities.

Gonna go give my senpaitachi their pressies and see what they got me.

>inb4 chocolate

Did the Archcuck say anything yet or is Nige just preempting?

Not heard anything yet. Some cuckold shite is coming though, no doubt about that

ANIME NONCES FUCK OFF
google.co.uk/amp/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/manga-and-anime-industries-to-be-exempt-from-japans-new-law-banning-images-of-child-abuse-9546990.html?amp?client=safari
>Tokyo’s government banned the sale or rent of comics and anime movies depicting younger characters engaging in “extreme” sexual acts. But the ban was resisted by Japan’s biggest publishers,

heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/convicted-paedophile-stephen-maxwell-murray-working-in-toy-shop/news-story/4e229f8f8bf234cb7de832e297c07df3
>Stephen Maxwell Murray, who has three convictions for indecently assaulting teenage boys, operates Animasia, a Carlton store that sells models, comics, games and films based on Japanese anime — stylised Japanese cartoons popular with adolescents.

m.somersetlive.co.uk/paedophile-pensioner-jailed-after-downloading-thousands-of-indecent-images-of-children/story-30000731-detail/story.html
Seven of the DVDs contained adult pornography, but three contained anime film depicting schoolgirls, said Mark Worsley, prosecuting.
ANIME NONCES NECK YOURSELVES

Lear in Shakespeare's King Lear is supposed to be an ancient Celtic king of pre-Roman Britain. Nevertheless the BBC has decided to make him black. But don't you worry, they have their reasons. You see it's all for historical accuracy.

"the casting of King Lear's family as black reminds us that the presence and influence of black people is potentially undocumented in our ancient history."

Potentially undocumented? I suppose the Chinese were living in Scotland too were they? The Aztecs lived in ancient Ireland?

WE WUZ KINGZ

bbc.co.uk/programmes/b086kg3n

Sup Forums is a Jewish board. Brits out!

m.youtube.com/channel/UCThF4tdbpELy8bNy40BOQhw

Merry Christmas boys. Been a great year, June 23rd shitposting with you guys was a treat. God bless!

whos /alone for Christmas/ here

Merry Christmas brethren.

>Celts
>White

I'm sure it used to be 'Bridge over the river kwai' is this a Bearenstain?

Fuck Christmas and fuck white people

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CHRISTMAS GIFT THREAD

was the moment where sunderland voted leave the peak of 2016?

t. GCHQ

It's Christmas time, and I'm too fucking drunk already. Have to go to my mums house later, she's going to make fillet steak, tripalatas [spelling]?, potatoes. carrots, green peas and broccoli. .

Get the fuck out my country, vermin.

Archbishop of Canterbury is a cuck

>was sure we would lose
>up early the next day
>went to bed around 11
i regret it a bit but the morning was still fantastic, walking to work whistling rule britannia
at least i stayed up for trump

Not everyone that likes anime likes the peadoshit that you like m8

When did you start?

I chugged ton of water lastnight to sober up today.