How does one join the cult of kek

hi
I'm new here at Sup Forums and I want to join the cult of kek, how would I go about doing so

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you already failed miserably.

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You pay me 500 shekels and I will register you

kek hates you

Kek flows around you

Fuck off FBI

Repeating numerals are the light.

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1. Be on Sup Forums
2. Get repeating numerals on your post/Get a weird ID like 3dXKiK3
3. Praise Kek

just try a get and see if kek is pleased

You praise KEK. Not for His digits, but for His presence.

You don't join.
KEK chooses his followers.

Read Carl Jung faggot.

Kek has spoken

Check 'em. That's how you get into the cult.

>Those Digits
>Dat Synchronicity

Praise Kek

hey CNN

Checkem'd

you have to post OC here.
once you get decent digits you will receive a letter that just says "we know"

dony forget to sleep in an inn though

load our meme rifles

He accepts all those that accept him. These consecutive integers confirm

Buy my meme for 22.88 and I'll tell you.

You have to reply to "Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight" posts

Dem Digits Don't Lie

(look into C.G. Jung)

If He feels your heart is in the right place, you'll feel Him in your heart

oh Jew

Kek says you should watch Professor Peperson's videos.

If digits youre in

I too have two statues

Tough luck pal

>CIA pls go

Shadilay!

You haven't been blessed brother
WITNESSED

Man, I gotta look into this shit now. Praise him.

>check my id

you just gotta get the repeating numbreros user, and will know kek is with you

Check that get. It is confirmed.

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See what happens when you can't even google how to triforce correctly newfag

Kek is not real.

He says, as he gets gets

>You haven't been blessed brother
Why would it "bless" someone who is not a kekist to begin with?

Watch as I prove the opposite.

Judaism is better senpai.

Post in His name and if He is amused doubles will deliver His blessing.

>using kek's own invention to disprove kek

Get digits and respect the digits of others unless it was a shitpost undeserving of such honorable digits

>claims KEK is not real
>as he invokes his presence by name
>as he contributes digits to KEK's will

Your beliefs are inconsequential, even as I type his power grows, and you(and many others) have unknowingly tended to the flames that will burn you from the core.

Shadilay

Judaism is not a cult, it's real.

Praise

It's not "real" as in the egregore(maybe ?godform?) is not finished in manifesting a corporeal form other than a few circumstances and events in modern and ancient history which are a sort of ethereal nod of its presence in the "immaterial" plane of existence, but you should not call it "fake" unless you want an ass whooping once it finds a host/makes it own "body"

Shadilay, brother.

I get it, Jesus. But unless prayer can beat memes, what have you done for me lately?

So, if you'll all excuse me, I'm going onto the imageboard, I'm dropping sick digits, and pledging my eternal soul to the thing that literally controls the fucking elections.

Out of my way.

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Not only do I call it fake, but I hereby challenge it to strike me down if it be real.

I also challenge it to strike you down and leave some proof.

Damn son...

Your time will come, normie!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

When you least expect it, sick numerical ouiji will collide with your soul and send you to the shadow realm! You will piss and shit all over yourself and cry like the bitch that you are as your death looms over your withered body. You will die afraid and alone like everyone else.

SHADILAY'D

you can't argue against them digits

what did kek mean by this

Pure Energetic Perfection Enabled. Shadilay!

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kek has spoken

You post, and if your post is worthy Kek will show you to be approved as his vessel. Others will check if that happens.

awesome, i like you.
But I doubt you will gain much attention from it unless you try to siphon psi/life force energy from here(Sup Forums specifcially), do that and you will have a battle on your hands, or you could try to be the anti-thesis of what it likes:
Be a "normie"
Be a jew
Be a cuck poster
Find ways to slander/hinder Trump without it backfiring on you
Unironically try Moloch worship( albeit i'm predicting a short truce between them in the future)

Also I noticed that it sorta does have some affection for australians even though people here equate them with shitposting, so being australian is actually pleasing Kek not angering it

Oh, and seeing as I keep talking about Kek let me just say something for anti-moloch people be they kekist or not, try to be as anarchic as possible
Moloch is basically a mad builder, he wants to dominate with order and therefore almost any form of chaos is exceptionally effective against him, watch out for Minerva tho, she always warns him and he prefers striking his enemies before they become his enemies, hence why most people here are "anti-social" or "outcasts" and moloch people are "social" and "sheep mentality", the more one person is close to Moloch the richer and higher up on the human societal food chain he/she is

Moloch has little choice but to concede, since he is clearly the lesser entity. Moloch is but a demon of the flames. Kek is a force of nature and the universe itself. His power derives from the growth of the galaxies and the numbers that are the code within our lattice.

Praise kek

merry kekmas!

>lesser entity
I'm sorry to tell you but there are no "powerful" or "weak" entities, anyone with enough perception will know that it's not how hard one thing can hit another, but how, why and what actions is it allowed to do.
I doubt any side will believe me but without Moloch(doesn't matter what his names or forms were) there would not have been Kek(modern version). Look around, for anyone to unironically give worship to Kek means that something was taken from them, by Moloch. He does this because if he can't control a certain person or being(make it powerful akin to himself) he treads on it, because it's "weak" to him.
I don't know what Kek's plans are exactly, but you can obviously see that he's trying to tip the pyramid upside down, it wants the weak to be the strong. Why it wants this? Because the weak who impower it want it, and they want it, bad. This feud i'm witnessing is nothing more than a rebellion, and how do you start a rebellion? You take your enemy's enemies, and you use them to undermine him but to undermine Moloch is to undermine the human need for "conquest" and "domination". Will Kek win this battle? I don't believe it matters, the tyrants of old are the freedom fighters of new and vice versa.
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start off by drinking a gallon of bleach

Moloch is literally a demon of Lucifer, whom dwells within the Lake of Fire. One of the many that will fall after Judgement Day.

One of the few that will live on for eternity is Kek, whom shall live on forever as the force of chaos among the stars and infinite cosmos.

The only power Moloch has received is from a small, close knit, underground, and extremely secretive cult. He hasn't gotten much love in centuries, so he is weak. Kek has always been so much more powerful because he is not a lesser demon but rather an element of life. He has been worshiped by entire civilizations openly for centuries and is now worshiped by us. He is now going mainstream, because of the jealous media. Moloch does not stand a chance and honestly never did.

Judaism is the final redpill

Shadilay

That's exactly the problem, war/struggle is life yet it's pointless much like life and death(peace) are. Do you think this hasn't happened before but with other people/"gods"? I'm not here to lecture people on who is good or who is bad, I'm just saying people(no matter who they really are) should stop "playing" this game and grow out from these pointless extremities which obscure us from the painful truth. Ignorance may be bliss, but some deserve better

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witnessed!

just shitpost mainly.
the more you do the more digits you get.
also praise Donald Trump, his prophet

Come to this habbening thread