R.I.P. Ebola-Chan - New Ebola Vaccine Gives 100 Percent Protection

R.I.P. Ebola-Chan (1976-2016)

First off, I want to say that I know a goddess like Ebola-Chan is immortal and will simply return to slumber in her realm to return at the moment we least expect it and all faithful worshippers look forward to that day with anticipation.

>In a scientific triumph that will change the way the world fights a terrifying killer, an experimental Ebola vaccine tested on humans in the waning days of the West African epidemic has been shown to provide 100 percent protection against the lethal disease.

>The vaccine has not yet been approved by any regulatory authority, but it is considered so effective that an emergency stockpile of 300,000 doses has already been created for use should an outbreak flare up again.

>Since Ebola was discovered in the former Zaire in 1976, there have been many efforts to create a vaccine. All began with a sense of urgency but then petered out for lack of money. Although only about 1,600 people died of Ebola over those years, the grotesque nature their deaths — copious hemorrhaging from every orifice — has lent the disease a frightening reputation.

>Ultimately, only the huge, explosive 2014 outbreak that took 11,000 lives in Africa and spread overseas, reaching a handful of people in Europe and the United States, provided the political and economic drive to make an effective vaccine.

Lets all praise Ebola-Chan one last time.

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nytimes.com/2016/12/22/health/ebola-vaccine.html

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She will always have a place in my heart.

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I don't like this

now they can force everyone to get vaccinated whether they need it or not, and allow them to flood all countries with people from ebola countries

at least ebola meant they had to stay quarantined

Rip in pieces Ebola-chan.

We must send her our energy so that she can mutate into Super Ebola-chan

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Neo-Sup Forums doesn't know who she is, OP. Sorry. There's only redditors from /r/The_Donald here now.

Ebola-chan will evolve. Nurgles will grant her new gifts for Nurgmas. She will spread love.

She will return in the right moment.

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>implying kids play wow now
replace that with overwatch chum

too late, kek too away all the meme magic for the election. It was originally going to ebola chan.

(((Vaccine)))

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SJW watch is dying

indeed

Fuck I miss this shit guys.
I lost my entire Ebola-Chan collection recently and this thread just hit me in the feels. Dump that shit anons I wanna see who was really there.

Good luck Ebola-Chan!
I love you Ebola-Chan!

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I mutated top of my class of disease in all of Africa, and I've been involved in numerous viral outbreaks all across Nigeria, and I have over 4,784 confirmed infections. I am trained in biological warfare and I’m the top plague in the entire Jewish media network. You are nothing to me but just another host. I will wipe you the fuck out with symptoms the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contracting my strain across the entire world and your home will be next now so you better prepare for a "The Last Plague", nigger. The plague that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call human life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be everywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over 700 symptoms , and that’s just with my current strain. Not only am I extensively mutated in infection, but I have access to the entire arsenal of weeaboo faggots worshiping me and I will use it to its full extent to become the daemon that will destroy all life on earth, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. you will shit blood all over yourself and you will drown in it. You’re fucking infected, kiddo.

I was there from the start praising Ebola-chan. I also made some OC like pic related. RIP Ebola-chan :^(

rip in peace Ebola-chan
I'll still remember reading those articles of black people freaking out that white people created Ebola to kill them all and would use Ebola-chan as proof.

oh and I also made this version which was in OP's vid

Next AIDS will be cured and Africa will become a super power and cuck the fuck out of (((white))) nations.
Goodjob atheists. Faggots.

Cure-Chan a shit!
I use to run the daily general. I was watching so much news and got so much up to date data.

Second best time I've had in Sup Forums.

Yeah like we have condoms and shit and niggers still die from aids. Niggers will continue to die, just they won't be a threat to us anymore. If anything, it means the west can turn it into an actual weapon against shitskins.

wait wat.

oh shit, what have you done user

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AIDS doesn't put a dent in Africa's population growth.

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Fuck nigger what did you do?!
This is why we can't have nice mutation!

>Ultimately, only the huge, explosive (...) outbreak (...) provided the political and economic drive to make an effective vaccine.
Fills you with confidence, doesn't it?

>Ebola chan was 2 years ago

I guess time flies if you have nothing going on with your life

It wasn't suppose to end this way
This is the wrong timeline
I cant wake up guys

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Take my energy Ebola-Chan!

>nothing going on with your life
>meanwhile Trump is president
I suppose when you don't pay your dents and you can't afford internet.

I made that video, I'm glad people still remember it

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