AUSTRALIAN GEOLOGIST HERE, RUN WHILE YOU CAN, YELLOW STONE IS STARTING TO VIBRATE!!!
All the animals in the park are vibrating now, some have gone into coma like states of constant sleep because of this vibration. I'm honestly really worried Sup Forums. I've never seen anything like this before.
THREAT LEVEL RED. This is fucked, it's never been this bad before.
Thomas Allen
>australian geologists what do you do, throw rocks at roos to see which one they pick up?
Jeremiah Ortiz
Australlia says it, therefor it must be true
Jace Walker
ah yellowstone threads, where retards congregate when pizzagate gets banned.
James Perry
>even the fish had left the lakes for better conditions elsewhere The fuck are you on cunt? How does a fish leave a lake? Does it flop it's way out to the nearest body of water? You're a fucking disgrace. Hang your head in shame you fuck knuckle.
Landon Stewart
>Australian geologist It's not even a good shitpost anymore. At least TRY and make it somewhat funny.
Here's your (you)
Luis Mitchell
It grows legs and fucks it's way out.
Mason Gonzalez
Guys I'm near yellow stone and I'm starting to hear ominous music whenever I go outside
The violins are already starting to pick up
John Ross
Just thing about it for a moment.
Imagine if it actually went up at the same type an Aussie was shitposting about it?
Joseph Morris
oh great its this thread again Heres your (((you))), faggot
William Turner
muh evolution
Blake Anderson
The Australian that called wolf.
Carson Nelson
About that solar pulse storm that is coming around December 26... I can see this as a big ass problem if it fries all electronics.
Forget about hospitals and standard shit like that ... we will lose internet. We will lose the only thing standing between us and the globalists taking over.
They are definitely getting ready for it and if we lose all of our communication ... they will make their move.
Good luck to you all I hope all the knowledge we accumulated in our heads will plant the seed of future rebellion.
It was nice knowing you guys.
Shadilay
David Gray
Die I e
Easton Wilson
I won't lie, I get somewhat aroused when I think about what it would like to melt in an acid pool like that one
Joshua Gonzalez
Again? Lol
William Martinez
...
John Hill
Eh
Brody Martinez
>animals were fleeing the park too The warning of all warning. Most animals except those chained up bugged out before the 2004 Boxing Day Tsunami hit.
Kevin Jackson
>All the animals in the park are vibrating now
I dont think I have a reaction image for this sentence. I guess this? Maybe?
Oliver Diaz
All shitposting aside, I'm actually serious. This shit is about to blow. I'm actually regretting not just being serious in the OP and linking this. Sorry. I've got five of my geologist mates from America crashing at my place until this either calms down or explodes. It's happening.
