I have received devastating news this afternoon. After growing up thinking I was white, it turns out I am far from it.
23andme has revealed while my mother is 100% French, my father is half-French, and parts Pashtun, Palestinian, and some other assortments of Middle Eastern/Asian mumbo jumbo.
Can you believe it? Living your entire life believing you are white and for all of that to come crashing down on you. I honestly feel like I've been shot in the chest. My father is non-white but I look incredibly white. This is devastating.
Stop crying fegit you can be whatever you want. Its 2016
Nathaniel Brooks
Post boipucci
Noah Martin
>he needed a test to realize he was an arab leol
Andrew Ramirez
show me your big canadian cock make me proud
Alexander Stewart
you're cute and white passing so it doesn't matter, bb
William Harris
But you don't look White. You are very obviously Arab. Also were you born out of wedlock?
Nathan Brown
Convert to Islam brother
Elijah Martinez
get gibs using your non-white status. something something oppressed because of your middle eastern heritage
Nolan Garcia
Your arab genes are pretty obvious desu-senpai-baka
Brandon Ramirez
this, plz
Joshua Mitchell
>dark hair >dark eyes >white
????
do people actually do this?
I only have a blonde beard because my hair got dark as I grew older and I barely feel white
Hunter Taylor
>being this much of a pussy
Grow up fag who cares
Brayden Morales
Having jet black hair is a sign
Joseph Thomas
There is not a single person in France who is completely white. Cheer up
Benjamin Harris
...Is there one leaf poster on here that has two leaf parents???
Elijah Price
This. Used to have blonde hair as a kid but it turned completely brown when I was in elementary school. >tfw you'll never be white
Jason Hall
you are passable lad
Jaxson Stewart
I don't have dark eyes. My entire mothers sideof the family is a lot of gingers with incredibly blue eyes.
Josiah Lopez
I think visual appearance is ultimately what matters, you will/can have beautiful white looking kids They won't be flat nosed big lipped albino monstrosities that real niggers/whites produce
Jayden Moore
I'm not gay.
I know. Maybe I was just so disillusioned with wanting to be white that I convinced myself of it. No, my parents are happily married.
I would never wish for something I didn't work for.
No such thing.
Thank you.
Luis Phillips
>leaf >only likes one side of his face
Ian Watson
Now you should delete your Millenial Woes channel.
Evan Howard
Enjoy being rake'd. I was about to wish you a merry Christmas, but I don't even think you're a christian.
Merry Christmas nonetheless.
Isaac Bell
>tfw dangies found pol
why can't i escape this retarded attentionwhore? fuck off back to camsites and soc/r9k drama chats.
Colton Rogers
you sent your DNA to some registry in (((USA)))? fucking kike loving fuck
Elijah Gonzalez
Don't breed with a white female, your mother has already committed racial defilement so you should know better now. Feel free to improve the genetic quality of the middle eastern gene pool however.
Angel Edwards
I'd kill myself.
Levi Ramirez
look chechen desu
Tyler Cruz
This guy is croatian. I follow every board, can't fool me, leaf.
Joshua Williams
Should've saved your money and just looked in the fucking mirror, Abdul.
Isaiah Ortiz
>I look incredibly white
Adam Garcia
is not your fault, but your mother get lubricated to the half pashtun. eh brother
Kayden Gomez
>giving your DNA, the literal code to your existence, to Jews
why the FUCK would anyone do this?
Easton Robinson
look @ his ear. not white.
Samuel Howard
You need to take down the system from the inside, brother. You can be our spy inside the non-whites, sabotaging their system.
Ian Flores
Marry a blue eyed qt and have some blue eyed offspring.
Nathan Johnson
You are a handsome man
Logan Powell
Your father doesn't know he's an arab? Your Grandad was cucked?
Nathan Nguyen
you dont need to marry to have offsprings, jerry
Kayden Kelly
Salaam aleikum brother!
Carson Bennett
Cucked from the Start. Take a look at Krautland. To avoid cultural misunderstanding, convert NOW or hang yourself. And do not forget to punish the infidels.
dude you don't look white at all... wtf are you on
you have typical middle eastern face
while your mom is french she is probably also part middle eastern coz frenchies are all mullatos for the most part
all in all.. you are not white
you were just wishful thinking
it's common among mulatos like you to think you are white
don't worry.. being you is still better then being a nigger.
so.. are you going to fight on the side of white race during RaHoWa?? Or are you gonna run to the other side??
Lincoln Flores
I am a Christian. I was at midnight mass.
Chechens often look a lot alike to Palestinians.
Am not!
I have been considering it. Really. I have a cute Aryan girlfriend right now.
My grandfather was adopted into the nunnery as an infant and nobody really knew about his past.
These are my uncles, father, and cousin. Clearly none of them are even remotely white. I don't know why I was so oblivious.
Blake Nguyen
this
Luis Ross
Oh... whatever. If you made it this far through life without knowing, you were likely have your head screwed on straight. Just be careful if you lose your temper. You might do something irrational. It's in your blood.
Lucas Watson
I am 99.6 euro
Noah Russell
>I look incredibly white Correction, you look 3/4 white. Close enough, imo. But what do I know? I'm a moderate.
Isaac Long
>dude you don't look white at all... wtf are you on
He's got a point, OP
Aiden Morales
>tfw not british but everyone thinks I am and I changed my name >if I ever had kids they would still be white >if they ever checked their genetics my whole life would start being questioned
stop genetics tests NOW
Adrian Richardson
>What do I do from here? Maybe get a test from FTDNA which is a lot better, and most importantly a lot less speculative.
Also fully acknowledge your shitskin past, leave for the middle east and marry a niqab waifu. Rather than making a poor white, become the greatest shitskin of all time.
Also post detailed results and haplogroup.
Josiah Foster
Sup my niga
Austin Richardson
I keep posting this across pol: you don't decide your race. Your enemies do. When the race war comes, he'll be white, all the dindus will want to kill him because they think he's white.
Julian Wilson
>I only have a blonde beard because my hair got dark as I grew older and I barely feel white Darkening hair is a very European feature, no other race on the planet exhibits the same thing.
Luis Foster
You live in the tossed salad, no shit sherlock. Did you get the kit that shows you what you'll die from?
Jaxson Garcia
You can't hide forever.
Jaxson Richardson
KEKED
Easton Jones
Now we know how Slavs came to be.
Parker Baker
Look at the bright side. 4 wives and sheeeeet.
Ayden Rogers
Reminds me of that pic of the aryan having his genes despoiled by turks when he turns into a roach.
It's like the Fly, you do the analysis and to your horror realize you're turning into an arab.
Bentley Bell
I don't want to hide but my background is shit (coming from a dysfunctional family born in another country moved to the UK when I was 18 straight when I could legally move out). My whole 0-18 life was a big depression. Now that I made major moves in my life and started "being" who I really feel like I finally feel happy with my life and who I am. But the past never leaves u now does it
Colton Walker
he's the wisest slav there ever was
Jayden Jones
tfw pure white you can't even deny it.
Nicholas Nelson
Actually, you do look 100% white here. You look like french or eastern European.
Connor Turner
Yeah if you needed a dna test to tell you this 'news' I have some other news for you: you might be visually impaired
Ayden Ross
i know the feeling... It turned out im 1/8 jewish few years ago..
Jack Lopez
You look white here too. Look at that scrawny beard. An Arab would kill himself if he had a wispy beard like that.
Jack Phillips
You look muslim as fuck
Jacob Gomez
>everyone who isn't a coal black nigger is White Fuck off to Reddit.
Juan Peterson
You look middle eastern.
Jackson Carter
first off beat it from this forum shitskin, whites only
Landon White
Lol, who cares.
Cooper Morales
Congrats, OP. Now that you have a DNA test to prove it, you can get scholarships, government funding, and a bunch of programs to help you succeed based on your race. You hit the jackpot. You're white but have the benefits of being a PoC.
Go get your doctorate or master's, get a government-subsidized housing unit, and enjoy knowing that you get all the benefits of being white while being not white. lucky bastard.
Elijah Anderson
>my grandfather was a half-Swede half-Kraut who killed Jews and then came to America to repair planes that would bomb sandniggers during Desert Storm really makes me think
Owen White
looks like you are from an occitan region, Toulouse and shit
Easton Stewart
>be part italian >green eyes >light hair >white bone structure >brown nips I almost made it
Leo Barnes
>father is non-white >"WTF I'M NOT WHITE??"
What the fuck did you think, boyo? You could pass as a local in the middle east.
Cooper Jones
Merry Christmas! Stay Blessed! None of this trivial shit matters. You will find out soon enough.
Luke Butler
Unfortunately this is true.
Close, kind of. Montpellier.
Owen Watson
don't worry OP it's all in your head
Joshua Johnson
>After growing up thinking I was white >My father is non-white are you retarded
Nathaniel Collins
Dude who gives a fuck what your racial makeup is, culture is what matters.
James Nelson
So you didn't get that communist book from santa that you asked for? Did you say fuck you mom?
Elijah Brown
This.
Mainly.
Hunter Bell
You want to be white? You are white. But youre still a leaf. Merry Christmas.
Angel Diaz
This. If OP was a bastard it could be reasonable but if your mom is an oil burner stop dreaming faggot.
Brody White
I know this feel op. I always believed my father's side was straight, proper German. I recently learned its mostly Flemish and only part real German
Benjamin Anderson
there is something about your eyes that's noticeably middle-eastern
Landon Anderson
t. disgusting civic nationalist
kys
Ryan Flores
Handsome af. How tall are you?
Christopher Sanders
Chechens arent slavs you dumbswedenigger
Jace Ramirez
Dude you look white who gives a shit 3/4 is good enough in this mongrelized world. Keep in mind many canucks and americans are 1/8th native or negro or whatever.
Also guess ethnicity.
Noah Ross
weak jawed blonde cuck
Lucas Bell
You look Dutch.
Robert Lopez
Did you also discover that as homo sapience you are actually related to all other human groups?
Also >French nice European culture with many achievements >Pashtun great warriors >Palestinian absolutely disgusting. just kidding, some of them maybe partly Jews >Middle Eastern/Asian so some of your ancestors were actually living in cities in 4000 bc instead of going around naked with war paint and wiping their shit with their beards in some forest beyond the Danube