What did you get for christmas ?

what did you get for christmas ?

nothing i'm muslim

My birthday is in 5 day tho


I won't get much either tho, cause we poor buhuhuuhuhuhu

flag checks out

Empty shelves

You don't belong in europe. Go back you fucking north African sand ape

please suicide bomb your family

Nothing. We don't do gifts

>flag

Disappointment and bitterness

bru there's a bunch of cucked charities offering presents and christmas meals to muslims for some reason
look it up

This, plus two CDs and some gift cards/money and an anti communist shirt from my gf

Awesome Luftwaffe replica jacket

Is she trying to look white somehow?
That's kinda hot in some weird way.
I want to pet her.

A shirt, swim trunks, a book about conspiracy theories, Tarantula by Bob Dylan, olives, oil, tiny liquor bottles, a trip to Tenerife.

Aids.

At least i'm whitey
I'm not even from there tho babey
Sorry Mister Hanz
Couldn't care less, i'm no hobo

Cock

...

I just woke up don't judge me plis

A collar :3

If you were actually white, that would most likely mean you come from a convert family, which would be beyond pathetic. Truly the whitest of flags.

>i'm no hobo
your hair begs to differ

I don't know yet, I'm eagerly watching the tree.
I can't sleep in my old house anymore.

A hangover.

Also a pack of cigarettes.

honhon pierre I just woke up, please eat mon caca

whiskey and some money
>tfw you will never get 20+ presents anymore

gay color m8

Nothing really, except realising how boring my family is on holidays and how my brother and father would rather be out socializing than spending time with family.

I love giving out gifts and making people feel happy, so I've decided to aid my local church in helping feeding and clothing the homeless.

Since the guy on the left got threatened by the Islamic State, he converted to republican Islam and goes to university to study courses about secularism which is a shame because watching his videos gave me a lot of kek.

One o'clock and we still haven't opened shit

no friends or family, no one even said merry christmas to me other than my /k/ secret santa.

So I made myself pic related for xmas/birthday next week.

My family converted from Judaism to Christianism to Islam.
Guess my ethnicity now

Have fun getting robbed by a Paki on the first day you go out with it

Lmao commie bastards
I hope you kill them in a suicide blast

merry christmas, user

Nothing except a hangover

Haven't opened them yet, we wait until after dinner because we aren't degenerates.

I'll be your friend user.

happy birthday faggot

> swimming trunks
> cigarettes
> trip to Tenerife
You're being groomed for homosex.

Be careful, Merry Xmas!

Nigger.

Everytime i see a Frog be liek "LMAO ENGLISH WHITEXDXDXD" i'm just going to assume it's one of you fucks from now on.

That's Shitskin customs sorry can't to that

Dehors saloperie de métèque

merry christmas user, thanks for making pol a fun place

YES
Essaye donc fromton ; p pppp

nice dubdubs, merry christmas and happy birthday, user

Merry Christmas dub-man! Remember that you have been blessed by freedom - that is your greatest present! (From your forefathers) That pic-related is something most of the people in the world can't ever have.

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I sont care about what i got, i want her.

A portal to the Trump presidency timeline. Best xmas ever.

spoilers: theres no potatos inside the boxes
abort now
famine imminent

Fun thing is I can get in any groups I want with no problems.
Jews think i'm a jew
Normie whitey think i'm a normie whitey
Muslims think i'm a normie whitey and get reked when I tell them my name

a black hooker and a fake christmas tree

>when I tell them my name
Fucking Mohammed, go ask for a name change.

it's not even Mohammed
My name is the one of an old muslim nigga

What is it with Croatia and black women?

I want her rectum around my Penis, if you know what I mean.

Fucking hot thanks jew

>poor
>living in France

You have to go back...

discusting niggras

>an old muslim nigga
Was he a KANGS tho?

One word

MERKEL
K E K
E
K

nah he was a slave : / and a convert

There he is! He's doing it again!

who is this trouser arouser?

Canadian Nuclear Holocaust

A hot tranny for 2 hours all paid for, god that was so incredible, I fucked her without a condom came in her ass, later she sat on my chest and made me suck her off for a bit and then turned around and sat on my face I had trouble breathing but i never stopped licking, her moaning was too good to stop.. eventually she put her dick in my mouth and came inside, I wanted to swallow it all but it was so much her cum was dripping down my lips and some on her dick, but I did lick it all of, she got so happy she started making out with me. before I swallowed everything so we had cum around our tongues and lips.
20 minutes were still left so we just cuddled without cleaning up

best day of my life

Nice

>muslim
>white
Pick one

i would cum in that....but i would not take responsibilty for the offspring. im not black

Giving 20+ presents is far more fulfulling Achmed ;)

How do we fix black women Sup Forums?

I don't celebrate Christmas. Neither does my family. Christ is a fictional character and its a pointless holiday. You don't need a set day to gather together with your family and give presents. It is literally cuck culture.

Merry Christmas user

It's true.

fuck that's hot

Two new fishing rod and reel combos.

What a fag

>You can see her wig coming off
Ewwwwww

Bilal?

alcohol, money and these

Homo

Waiting for my family to wake up. REEEE.

Actually it's not a big deal. I probably got socks. Still excited for the fun though.

Got shoes, headset and tickets for the symphony orchestra with my family


Neat, Norway always knows how it's done

coming from a girl, you look fucking cute and 10/10 i would date

kool blowjob if you know what i mean

Why won't you assimilate or KYS.

I prefer you KYS.

Socks, boxxers, and like 5 tools.

Siptar or Bulgarian?

Nothing

Merry Xmas gun wielding user, enjoy your freedoms

HAPPY YULE

Back sass from my kids

Aunt gave my an anti nazi book about how a jew lived with his faith in germany during the "holocaust"


They know

A copy of the Torah. Jews are based desu, Sup Forums is totally wrong about them. Judaism is the final redpill

Clothes, a football jersey, cologne, and a gift card that I'm gonna use to get that MDE book.

Bulgarian my friend

Fuck off Jew

sidenote: Is it just me or is porn on Sup Forums much better than other boards?