You have to pick on real life person to fight alongside you vs. Jihadi Jon and a random ISIS sandnigger.
It must be a an actual person.
He must be alive.
You take him as he is today, so no "prime" age.
No weapons.
Empty street 2 v 2 fight.
No imaginary characters. If you pick Captain America you get Chris Evans.
Post pics.
Pic fucking related. Steve Austin (not the WWE character).