You have to pick on real life person to fight alongside you vs. Jihadi Jon and a random ISIS sandnigger.
It must be a an actual person.
He must be alive.
You take him as he is today, so no "prime" age.
No weapons.
Empty street 2 v 2 fight.
No imaginary characters. If you pick Captain America you get Chris Evans.
Post pics.
Pic fucking related. Steve Austin (not the WWE character).
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fucking phone I swear
Billy mays
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Tim Kennedy
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My marine buddy Randall. He's killed mudslimes before.
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I choose hiro.
good boy
Connor mcgregor
My buddy Tornado Larry.
He lives to street fight and beat up 2 marines outside 7-11 one time.
>Tornado Larry
Pic related as well
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can't read it all but that's one of the funniest articles ive ever read
dude steve austin is to old maybe in his prime but these day i'd say hell no to steve austin. Chris bennoit would be a better choice to bad he dead
>tornado Larry
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He could still kick your ass. Mine too. Both of us at the same time.
Just pile drive him again
This fella
muzzies hate dogs, regardless of size. hes like living bacon, it would be like watching an elephant and a mouse
Can he fight?
Big and slow, huge muscles doesn;t mean good in a fight.,
plus the little ones are extra aggressive, anybody he doesn't know will get covered in haram slobber as he adorably attempts to maul them
Wrong.
Sheriffs are trained in quick takedown maneuvers. Jihadi John is a manlet anyway
>huge muscles doesn;t mean good in a fight.,
Something skeletons say before they get BTFO
This
>picking a guy with a shot neck and cant move very fast
good plan
The Mountain from game of thrones
The actor is as buff as he was on set and could fuse two bodies together with his bare hands in real life
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Did you know he's gay?
some badass highly trained military death squad member no one has ever met or head of.
Eric Greitens, my new Governor. Combat-tested, Navy SEAL, BAMF.
Charles Bronson (not the actor, but the British prisoner, considered the most dangerous inmate in the UK).
Ben Affleck so he'll offer his boipussy to the mudshits and I could just shoot three of them.
There is no God but Allah and Muhammed is his messenger.
Also Muhammed would kick that pussy Jesus' ass in a fight.
You guessed it
damn, didn't know straya cunts could be this badass
Haa dumbbb
I pick Obama....who doesn't want a "strong" leader to cover their back?
>playing on easy mode
>Tornado Larry
Pat Mac. I'll just sit back and videotape while he crushes skulls.
Ben Garrison
I'd take one of them with me. The infamous Sahm al-Hayid.