So my wife just bought our 18 year old daughter a black dildo. She said it was a gag present, but I'm kind of suspicious. Why black? Why would my wife even think that was funny.
What should I do about this? Should I just let it slide. Should I be worried?
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steal it and use it personally you moron. black dicks are the best!
Lick it and put it in your ass
>he fell for the "it's just a gag gift" meme
Diaf, Sven.
I think you are wife is seeing Tyrone
this to be quite frank
Steal it and sell it
Why are americans so obsessed with blacks?
fpbp
I doubt it. She hates black people. She's a public defendant. She can't stand most her clients.
nice """gag""" present
>Having a wife.
>germany
>sweden
The cuckiness is real
Swede cucks.
>What did the black boy say to his mom when he had diarrhea?
>"Mommy, I'm melting."
You'll have to use it on her. She'll need an expert to help handle the BBC.
Why is it always Sweden?
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That seems rather inappropriate. I feel as if there's something wrong in the way you've built your household. Do you usually exchange gag gifts, and if so, was the last year's gift along the lines of a chastity belt for yourself or hormone therapy for your son?
It's my daughters present. Not my wifes.
"Things That Never Happened: the Thread".
The Swede is right, use it yourself she'll never touch it again
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White guilt
>she """""""""hates"""""""""""" black people
First of all this is a bait thread.
Second, if it wasn't the problem is your wife promoting degeneracy by teaching your daughter weird stuff about what sex is. Parents and sexuality, even as "gag" don't fit
And now get back to jerking of to that ugly herculean wife, closetfag.
I would just throw it out desu
She wants mixed grand children because she missed her chance to get blacked.
It doesn't matter what she tells you, women lie all the time. Obviously in her mind the biggest cocks belong to black people, you should be worried my friendo.
More like can't stay standing around her clients. Wouldn't surprise me if she buys six packs of morning after pills.
ABSOLUTELY DEGENERATE
Question: I forgot to add. When my daughter got the present she said, "wow mom how did you know I was a blacked fan"
Does blacked mean anything specific?
She bought one for the daughter as a "gag" gift and another for herself as a literal gag
Dragon Dildos are the superior kind of dildo.
Wow. All that fetal alcohol syndrome.
>hey hunny here is that black dildo i know you were talking about
>don't worry i'll tell your father its only a joke what he doesn't know won't hurt him
>and don't worry about jamal i won't tell him anything just please give me time before you tell him about the pregnancy.
>widowmaker tier butt/spine line
Amazing.
beat them both into submission
Not bait.
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Is it supposed to look like a nigger dick or does it just happen to be black? My wife and I have some black dildos around but they're not nigger dicks, just happens to be the color of the material.
Moreover, why are you getting so involved in your daughter's sex toys?
>Obvious shitposting
You probably could have kept everyone fooled longer had you not made this post.
>40 posts in 7 minutes
Kill yourselves fucking scumbags.
It's a "gag present" alright. A present to train your little daughter's gag reflex so she can suck Tyrone's cock balls deep in her throat.
0/10 bait, you went too far. You had something good with your OP but you should have just let it ride.
I hear it's the top Christmas present in America this year.
I think getting a sex toy from parents is too degenerate and shameful, I cant even watch a film where there is kissing together with my family makes me uncomfortable
maybe I was raised that way, you should take it away and you wife is looking for alabama black snake
>My wife and I have some black dildos around but they're not nigger dicks, just happens to be the color of the material.
>it's black but not black
wtf does this even mean.
Then hide it back in your daughter's room.
Irrelevant. You as the man of the house must guide all females
Same shitty B8 image from yesterday, sage, mods when the fuck are you going to start doing something about it? Otherwise it's gonna be race war/ safety squad threads for every other board for christmas
black people's skin color isnt jet black you raging autist
>She hates black people
>She likes black dicks
You can only choose one.
ummmmm no you shouldn't just let it slide. wtf is that shit?
Your daughter wants to be blacked, which is why she hid it as a gag gift.
These new-fags are so dumb they are probably going to bite the bait even harder
Saged and hidden.
Is there a problem?
Actually most mothers and daughters are in a lesbian relationship. You didn't know?
its a gag gift in the sense that your daughters gonna gag on it
distasteful and disrespectful on Christmas
either this post is a joke or divorce her.
thank god we dont have blacks here
Why is she buying dildos for her daughter in the first place it boggles the mind
What?
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>All wife/daughter/marriage threads are for data mining
>wife
>daughter
Tell another lie and youll have the trifecta, cuck faggot
This is correct. Not the content of the posts, but the posts and flags in unison. This is a correct combination of post content and flag.
SPCP
swede post cuck post
low quality b8
She doesn't like black dicks. Although she does have a role-playing fetish where I pretend to be a stranger and sleep with her.
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It was a hannuka present.
Bet you'd prefer a dildo molded out of your own dick, you sick fuck.
Arab your wife in the neck and put your daughter in a nunnery
This level of degenercy and cuckery cannot stand
>tfw you'll never have a fire-snatch harem to fuck senseless.
why even live.
american (((women))) all look like that after age 15
>le epix bait
2 upboats for you!
I envy Swedes because it's so easy for them to troll anons. Just type some cuck text and voila - pol goes mad.
>robberies
>shootings
>rapes
>rap music
people like jet black dildos instead of white ones because when you pull them out of your ass its harder to see specs of shit...specs of shit are not every ones cup of tea..
>tfw the canadian is the least cucked person in the thread.
It's working pretty well. OP knows what he's doing.
Buy a white dildo of the same size and just swap them. Best course of action. Like you're correcting God's mistake. Give the black one to the dog and go play fetch with it
Well, Bill got married to a negress. So....
You need to beat your wife
Reminder that Sup Forums is a Jewish board
Beat the shit out of your wife then your daughter and force her to burn it in a bonfire
Otherwise you are 100% cuckd and not deserving of having a child
All women must shave/wax, red heads are exempt from this tho red bush so sexy
How is that a remotely appropriate gift
>wife bought your daughter a dildo
Is it just me or is that really weird?
Your wife and daughter are whores.
>Who will play her in the inevitable biopic?
op if you play the black dildo card right, think it could be a good opportunity to bring up the idea of some cuckoldry fun with the wife.
report back
Its bait, but its Christmas have fun with it
Because their wives love black cocks.
>that flag
>What did the white boy say to his wife when his bull's cum was leaking out of his ass?
>"Baby , I'm melting."
>gag gift
Oh she's gonna be gagging on something I assure you.
UPDATE UPDATE
So I just talked to me daughter and I found out she has a black boyfriend that she didn't tell me about. She's been dating him for a few years now.
I have no idea how to react. I can't believe my wife didn't tell me.
Your wife is getting blacked too.