Kim Jong-Un bans Christmas, turns it into a holiday for his grandma

>North Korea’s tubby tyrant wants the few Christians in the hermit state to spread cheer only to celebrate his grandma, Kim Jong-suk – not the birth of Jesus.

>Jong-suk — who was born on Christmas Eve in 1919 — was an anti-Japanese guerrilla and Communist activist, wife of North Korea’s first dictator, Kim Il-sung, and former leader Kim Jong-il’s mother.

I hope Jong-Suk is sucking Kim Il Sung's cock in Korean hell.

nypost.com/2016/12/25/kim-jong-un-bans-christmas-makes-north-korea-worship-grandma/

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voanews.com/a/false-confirmation-of-north-korean-executions-prompted-by-false-reporting/3490860.html
thediplomat.com/2014/10/north-korea-defectors-and-their-skeptics/
thediplomat.com/2014/12/the-strange-tale-of-yeonmi-park/
nknews.org/2016/02/should-n-korean-defectors-become-celebrities
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Media_coverage_of_North_Korea#Examples_of_unreliable_reports
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>Korean hell
which i assume is a windtunnel of ambien and standing-floor fans

No, he didn't ban Christmas. Asians don't really do Christmas, NK hasn't in forever.


Here, despite that, have a Nork singing Jingle Bells: youtu.be/P5USCGHpqEc

Jong-Suk sounds like a male name.

>Semite = Jew

Good goy

I have no idea what to believe any more.

>Kim Jong-Suk
>Jong Suk
>Jong Suck
>Dong Suck

Kek truly does love us

Rude.

this desu

Nork threads best threads.

So now being antisemitic is not being anti-Jewish? I can't keep track of all this fucking horseshit.

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=cc72JCBIsp0

Jesus Christ. Almost every photo makes you think
>What in the fuck?

I like this description

its mean nothing now just like being racist

Bump

Who has North Korea pics.

Also: Merry fucking Christmas everybody.

I've been watching you for years. It's a brutal dictatorship and the people live like shit. How can goy suck off the country so thoroughly.

Also gookmoot how the fuck do I type an Egyptian eyeball?

Jong-Suka

Wow, are you my #1 stalker?

Reminder that Sup Forums is a Jewish board

You are all over the place huh?

Shalom

So North Korea isn't an Orwellian nightmare?

Whew lads, qt liberation when?

Depends on what all we mean by Orwellian, but I think that definitely describes a number of aspects of NK society/law that I dislike.

They prohibit certain information all together, don't value free speech highly (you can think of it like the similarly weird distinction with libs and 'hate speech', where somehow certain things just aren't speech), they don't have massive surveillance due to limited electricity and availability of that. Given its a socialist nation, they also don't respect private property, and almost everything is considered to be owned by the state absent the few remnants of private ownership (article 24 of their constitution).

I mean, it's a nightmare from my perspective given my values focus around concepts of liberty and freedom, and given I loathe socialism.

BUT simultaneously I don't think the tier of nightmare is necessarily where most people think it is. IE: Executions by dogs, unicorns, landing on the sun, nobody has cellphones, everything is both legal and illegal, cannabis is legal, perfect golf scores, winning all the olympics ever, limited haircut options by law, murdering ex-gfs, massive concentration camps that hold three generations of like every fucking family apparently, etc.

I hope that summarizes my view at least.

What app are u using?

Merry kims grama day

Shhh hyperbole is the only form of accepted discourse on pol

dangit, my bad

Pic related, this little boy was fed to dogs, with the other 8 generations of his family.
ps the dogs had kim pins on

So that whole sicking dogs on family members story was bullshit? I seriously don't know what to believe anymore.

I meant surveillance and brainwashing, but I understand what you mean. I appreciate the info, user

No its true I saw a video from tyt about it

Oh well in that case.

>Reading and trusting (((fake news)))

Put it this way, if the only sources available for something like that are 1) South Korean "intelligence agencies" which come from "anonymous NK sources" or 2) From defector/refugee testimony - Then I would encourage taking it with a grain of salt, or at least following the Sagan'esque standard of "extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence".

The easiest thing for me, when I hit on massive claims like that, is to suspend judgment pending actual convincing evidence.

I would trust SK statements about NK about as much as I would trust NK statements about SK - meaning not much at all.

For a handful of fun bits, you can read things like:

huffingtonpost.co.uk/fragkiska-megaloudi/north-korea_b_7288988.html

voanews.com/a/false-confirmation-of-north-korean-executions-prompted-by-false-reporting/3490860.html

thediplomat.com/2014/10/north-korea-defectors-and-their-skeptics/

thediplomat.com/2014/12/the-strange-tale-of-yeonmi-park/

nknews.org/2016/02/should-n-korean-defectors-become-celebrities

I don't expect anyone to read all this crap. But the point is, be skeptical until you've got something solid enough to justify judgment. You can find a bunch of random sources for crap here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Media_coverage_of_North_Korea#Examples_of_unreliable_reports .

But again, that doesn't mean NK isn't "bad". It just means they aren't AS bad as people may want to think. I still think socialism, shitty liberty, etc. is bad.

Surveillance is gunna be minimal, best you've got there is going to be the education system.

Its really not as bad at all as it is made out to be.
I have a friend who has been there 3 times.
He even has been there in the non-standard boardcrossing from china. Going through some of the poorer areas.

I'm NOT saying this place is a perfect state or something. But most of the coverage you'll hear about the place from outside it is 100% pure bullshit propoganda.

They are a small, independent, nation with their own rules and laws. They have a strong culture of governmental idolization. Religion is not banned but not allowed to supplant the philosophy that runs the country which is roughly 'doing things by ourselves for ourselves. Independence and self reliance.'

Its not all poor or starving. Most of that happened during the massive famines that came after the US literally bombed their country flat after staging a right wing coup in the south (which had most of the fertile farm lands).

It originated on a chinese "onion" style blog.
The western media (((Fake news)))'d the shit out of you with it.

Redpilled af