Rest of the world.. are you even trying?

>be eurotard
>go on american website
>on american invented internet
>on american invented electricity
>on american invented computer screens
>on american communication satellites
> then proceed to shit post about how america isn't the greatest.
Probably right after you
>drive in american invented automobiles
>text with an american invented cell phone
>use american invented light bulbs
>watch american tv series
>listen to american music
>eat american grown food
>live in a free democratic society defended by two world wars and a cold war won solely by America
Why are you such cucks?

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wtf are you smoking dude??? you are wrong on so many levels.

America is formed by Europeans mostly, Linux is made in Europe, your electricity was discovered in Europe, internet was made by an american-european, you screens was discovered in Europe, satellites was made here first, on what earth you live? And guess what, nobody in Europe bash you, we see you as a brother, are you a nigger or what??

I'll give you 2/5 for trying

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>inb4 oldfag

>be american
>speak european language

Oh fuck, USA BTFO

God Bless America

>trying

proves Eurotards are ALWAYS jealous of us

It always amazes me how much people from other countries know about America. Why do they know so much about a country they will probably never live in and why do they care? I guarantee that your average American couldn't give two shit about whatever third world shit hole you live in.

Nice argument you have.

>american invented pc
HOL UP

>anglo
>european

America status:
>Great Again!

Divide and conquer won't work, faggot

Anglo alliance

>Germanistan
>Not a Caliphate by 2050

I know it's bait but

>internet is a British invention
>computer screens are a British invention
>satellites are a British invention
>phones are a British invention
>tv is a British invention
>radio is a British invention
>your democratic system is identical or ours

>All of these 3rd world plebs arguing against America in written text when America invented writing in the first place
oh I am laffin

American propaganda go kys
t. Britanon on holiday

>Having knowledge/information is bad
You should stop eating so much trash food, the fat is affecting your ability to think.

All I need to know about Brazil is that it's full of monkeys who constantly kill each other and upload the videos to LiveLeak, and no white person should ever go there. Also you elected a meme womyn president and she fucked your economy in the ass and got away with it. GG no re

Trips of Truth

>>be eurotard
I'd rather be called British but okay.
>>go on american website
Well it was heavily inspired by a Japanese website but I'll give you that.
>>on american invented internet
And a British invented world wide web
>>on american invented electricity
Electricity has no one definite discoverer and instead our knowledge and understanding of it developed over time. But an American was the first to get the ball rolling so I'll give you that
>>on american invented computer screens
I'm not sure but I believe a Russian invented the computer monitor
>>on american communication satellites
I'll give you this
>> then proceed to shit post about how america isn't the greatest.
I never did that.
>Probably right after you
>>drive in american invented automobiles
Automobiles are a German invention
>>text with an american invented cell phone
I'll give you this as well, but I in fact did not use a cell phone today and haven't in months.
>>use american invented light bulbs
I don't remember who invented the light bulb, but I'm 100% sure I've heard on multiple occasions that it was not Thomas Edison (who I assume you're thinking of)
>>watch american tv series
Nope.
>>listen to american music
Sometimes yes but the majority of the music I listen to isn't American.
>>eat american grown food
Okay
>>live in a free democratic society defended by two world wars and a cold war won solely by America
Okay now I can tell you're baiting.

I know a lot about America because it has interesting history.
But I can guarantee you that no one else I've ever met either knows anything or gives two shits about your country.

To all ungreatful Europeans;
If the United States didnt save your ass you would have been under autocratic dictatorship in 1918

If the United States didnt save your ass you would have been under Nazi occupation in 1945

If the United States didnt save your ass you would have been under communist dictatorship in 1950s

I dont even see any reason to add all the American inventions like cars, airplanes, computers, internet, cinema, all the modern medicine that made your miserable life better.

Marshal Plan and the United States investments to your war-torn shitholes and the United States military protection make it possible to have the social programs (ie. free medicare, free university, free shits) you have.

While you are letting muslim hordes to rape your women like a cuck, while you are electing muslim prime ministers, muslim mayors, the United States elected a based man who is fucking serious about destroying islamist terrorism. This time the United States save your dicks to be chopped off according to Sharia.

Then the United States will focus on China and make them like the dogs they are torturing. The United States will SAVE YOUR ASS AGAIN. But it wont stop to you ungrateful fucks to speak badly against the United States.

You owe your life, your liberty and your happiness to the United States.

I must stress it again because it is very important; YOU OWE YOUR LIFE, YOUR LIBERTY AND YOUR HAPPINESS TO THE UNITED STATES.

Dear Krauts;
Where is your Imperial flag? Where is your Nazi flag? Where is your Commie flag?

Dear Russkies;
Where is your Soviet flag?

Dear Serbs;
Where is your Memeslavia flag?

O SAY THAT STAR SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE MOTHERFUCKERS

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You forgot
>American grown food

>almost all American food is artificial

>If the United States didnt save your ass you would have been under communist dictatorship in 1950s

You are wrong, USA failed here, half of Europe got into communism.

Brazil being a shithole changes nothing about my post though. You're still full of fat bacon eaters who take pride in denying knowledge, no wonder you're owned by the jews.

Also
>full of monkeys
At least we never elected one as president

>internet is a British invention
no
>computer screens are a British invention
no
>satellites are a British invention
no
>phones are a British invention
yes
>tv is a British invention
no
>radio is a British invention
no
>your democratic system is identical or ours
no

>we see you as a brother
Doubtful. I feel that way about Europeans, but it sounds like most of you have a seething hatred for Americans.

Holy shit U S of A created electricity? WIZARDS!

Not an argument.

Oh okay

>Doubtful. I feel that way about Europeans, but it sounds like most of you have a seething hatred for Americans.

No, you are wrong dude. We have mix families, business, we are united more more that you even think. Don't put at heart stupid jokes some times. We are much closer that you think.

American food and music I do not consume. Nor are they exceptional (although I always say to people american food is underrated, - and so is german food btw)
I am furthermore consciously aware of american influences in my sorroundings and reject them

The one big thing americans have objectively achieved in the culture department is film. Americans make good films. That I recognize and I watch them.

Great countries are measured by something other than wealth and power so america does not qualify I am sory to say

but mate you used to be a european

>Great countries are measured by something other than wealth and power so america does not qualify I am sory to say

Unfortunately, this days, consumer society is rolling the balance.

>If the United States didnt save your ass you would have been under autocratic dictatorship in 1918
excellent
where do I sign for the trip back in time?

because
> Nazi occupation
was better for europe than american occupation
>under communist dictatorship in 1950s
I take it. Everything but the brave new world the US brought. This wrecked us. Nothing else did but that did it. Dirty iron fist nazis or poverty and cold hunger under stalinism could not have destroyed europe from within the same way the anglo american social model has done it. We were opened up, democratized, and eviscerated.

America was pprobablytoo far gone anyway in 33, but europe could have been spared,

the most successful thing america does is propaganda. It twists story to make it seem like all the world's inventions are theirs, that they are always in the good side and that their interests are your interests.

Who made america though? Pol btfo, really jogs the nog

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>be american
>be a failured european invention