What would it take for USA and Europe to go to war with each other?

What would it take for USA and Europe to go to war with each other?

How would it go down? Who would win?

European leaders would say Americans are having a hard time, and we should be understanding with them.

oh man

Trading oil outside of the petrodollar

Forming the EU army

Trump literally Hitler meme turns out not to be just a meme. America would lose and the Muslims would be free to plague the free world just like the result of the last guy who went literally Hitler.

Did you really just reply to your own post pretending to be someone else? lol, is this what Europoors do all day?

>who would win

Only nations in the EU with a military that isn't a complete joke is the UK and France, and we'd take the US side in any war, so what do you think?

I think he was pissed he didn't get dub quints

>off by one

we'd kill ourselves before you could attack. fuck you america

I see you're adapting our tactic.

Getting cucked by one

I don't think America fighting against Europe will be beneficial to us,
so atleast level 8 boredom.

jesus christ oh wow if that ever happened USA and pol would get fucking btfo

>going to war with your biggest ally

We have Europe surrounded

By the time Europe took out all of our military bases and ABM installations, we could turn the entire continent into dust

don't forget we also have all the sand countries in our pocket, all the terrorist groups are funded by us and our Islamic allies like Saudi Arabia, and those allies would love to see Europe burn

A country vs a fucking continent


Jesus


Especially a continent propped up by the USA.

See: FNH

Each state of the USA is basically a country

Our individual states are more powerful than most EU countries

>Not remembering Brexit in 3yrs
>-$2tril

Fix'd :^)

The EU would cannibalize itself.
US victory by default.

That's what I'm saying.
The US has military installations all over Europe.
The only nations with any decent military in Europe are us and France and the UK would almost certainly side with the English speaking US over the Frogs and Krauts. Which means the war is basically France vs USA. It would be over instantly.

Just another fucking "divide an conquer" thread, please.. EU and USA will NEVER fight.

>-65mil population

Almost forgot that :^)

Don't you think Russia and China would intercede in EU's favor? Or Just taking that chance to bring US down

You would win but I'd have a ton of fun until that moment

So Luxembourg spent like €50 on defense that year?

A serious war between the EU and the US would be decided entirely on the ocean and the US navy is 2 or 3 times the size of the combined naval force of Europe, plus papa England would back us up, so we'd have a perfect entry way for troops onto the continent.

Not to mention the military power of the EU is extremely asymmetric. If France or Germany losses the will to fight, which is more or less guaranteed, there goes a major chunk of the EU war machine.

How will China even have a chance? Japan and South Korea will destroy China if they even think about coming after the USA.

SHIIEET

and everybody else would take the chance to fuck germany again. it would be glorious.

Do americans really believe those lies?

>burgers

Japan and SK (and Hong Kong if it came to it) could blow the shit out of Chinese infrastructure and level the entire country, but I dont think they have the numbers to stop simple troop movements across borders. The kill count would enormously favor the western backed powers but if the Chinese were mobilized into total war, I'm not sure what could stop the swarm.

>not understanding meme magic digits
>american education

EU is the weakest most pathetic region on the planet

It would NEVER be necessary to actualy fight them, all we have to do is stop protecting them, which is happening in 2017 guaranteed even if they start turning themselves around for the better

Even starving African nations standing alone would be a greater threat

Euros like to say America can't win wars, yet all of Europe dropped to it's knees after a slight tap on the shoulder from us

Another thing to note is just how many Euros are joing America, Volvo has already opened multiple factories here, they plan on shifting ALL production out of the EU by 2018
Even Ferrari, one of the greatest symbols of EU, is moving ALL production out of Italy by 2020 due to dumb shit Italians letting their country be overrun by subhumans

EU has no future whatsoever, the entire house of cards crashes by 2024 at the latest, very likely before that

>what is the american airforce
>what is the american navy

wouldn't even be close. Also America is notoriously good at the logistics involved in war. Germany isn't bad either, but with the additional layer of being the whole EU it would turn into a shit show. America would win extremely easily.

>Greece 2,4
Tell us now to pay denbtz, we will annihilate you

>You'd run out of money before even crossing the Atlantic.

>Russia would never allow it.

>China would never allow it.


You'd get yourself glassed in seconds.

Shit post please ignore

>EU has no future whatsoever

/tactical facepalm

Stop bashing your family and your brothers unless you are a freaking nigger.

The EU? no such thing.

First point, sure. I doubt the second one would do much. Unless it was a situation where the EU army was forcing member states to do things the locals were against.

US wins
France and the U.K. are the only EU countries with good military, but you forget, France is roughy the size of Texas and the U.K. Is half the size of California .
Also
>Japan
In an all out we senario japan is legally obligated to help the US

>Military budget

Listing all that bs when it's almost all that matters

Also the US owns many of the terrorist groups
So
US, Japan and Isis vs France and the UK

haha.. Vietnam was even worst, yet you guys win nothing there.

>Estonia meets the goal exactly, obviously just to make the US happy
wtf i love estonia now

Underated post. Happy Kikemas, man.

>EU makes 1190 times the USA

what mong made this?

the only war europe is ever going to have the balls to wage is against their own white population

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>Winning nuclear war

Are we talking about your 21st set of chromosomes here?

>We just use all our obese burgers to pilot drones while the Europeans just use their muslims as suicide bombers but they can't reach our obese pilots.

Dude...

Just imagine WWIII: United States + Russia + Japan vs European Union + China + Middle East.

Russia and Japan would side with the EU. The closest thing to an ally the states would have is Switzerland, who are neutral.

We'll go to war when the EU becomes an islamic state. Then it'll be like Iraq and Afghanistan!

>Russia would side with the EU

Depends I suppose. What kind of war?

If we tried to occupy it would very hard. We would get bogged down and have to withdraw eventually.

However we could completely destroy their entire industrial base and therefore their ability to make war against us within a few weeks.

They could never hope to occupy America or even get over here to try.

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I think you mean:
>Look how racist and islamophobic white Americans are, we must liberate the United States

china wouldn't do shit and Russia would join usa to gain leverage in Europe

>% of GDP

You probably spend less than 10€ on military.

STAGE 1:
>ship the muzzies to you
>invade through the Canadian Archipelago and Newfoundland
>take New England, Puerto Rico, Alaska, and all your Pacific shithole islands
>impose heavy sanctions on the mainland U.S.
>reabsorb Canada into the British Empire
STAGE 2:
>form an alliance with Mexico to push into California and annex the west coast states, maybe even Nevada (Las Vegas being a strong priority)
>take the oil fields in the north, and start attacking through the Great Lakes into Michigan, Ohio, New York and Chicago
>finally attack meatier targets like the Atlantic coast, snagging a few military bases as colonies

After that, we'd leave you alone, even lift the sanctions. All the democuck shit that matters will be ours. You're welcome.

Pic related is our endgame.

America would absolutely demolish Europe. Hell, UK depends heavily on US for a lot of its military. France can't put up a fight on its own.

You lost to a handful of rice farmers. What do you think would happen?

True story :(

>Europe
>patriots would side with US and fight for freedom of their countries
>normal ppl have no interest in fighting for EU either
>brussels bureaucrats have no backbone strong enough to do that
in the height of its power EU was less stable than austria-hungary late in the Great War
right now it is on the straith course to tearing itself apart

Name the last war won by Americans.

Vietnam? Afghanistan? Iraq?

>Vietnam? Afghanistan? Iraq?
all were military victories

Pay denbts u lazy fuck

The US military is so far ahead that it'd take europoors at least 5 years of full-time R&D just to catch up with our cold war surplus tech. They'd get steamrolled with comedic efficiency.

It's more accurate to look at our track record in Europe

>He does not know the difference between fighting a conventional war and combating guerrilla warfare

Erm... Ww2?
Also OP, why would they attack their own colony? I got a mcdonalds just across the street

Libtards and jihadis would win. If by some miracle the protests, bombings and assassinations were avoided, Europe would break up. Whichever side had any two of Germany, UK, or France would win. If external powers joined the conflict, whoever has China would win.

>our track record in Europe
Dirtying our beautiful shores with your stupid bases from which you decide to bomb Africa?

The same EU that only exists because America provides enough defense that they can spend all their budget on welfare instead of an army?

Don't make me laugh, give me our 20 best states and we'll take the EU down without breaking a sweat.

>Russia would side with the EU
>Bong education

>Europe

The Europarliament is literally one huge circlejerk with the exception of some far-left, far-right and independent MEPs, who take about 20% of the seats.

>What would it take
one of them has to shed the jewish yoke

Nobody probably gives a shit but I used to live in one of those military bases.

Ramstein AFB, Germany.

I mean other than Germany and France, you are fucked. If even both those countries fail to keep up a good fight it's over. For Christ sake Texas could single handedly give an ass whopping to both those countries. If I were you I'd fear Russia swallowing up those lands again.

Can't we have a thread about whites actually fighting together rather than killing eachother? Like discussing a theoretical war where the US and the EU fights China or something. Fucking hell we are already facing fucking extinction from these fucking niggers and jews let's not willingly kill eachother as well...

Fuck off with your divide and conquer faggotry, you kike shill, kill yourself. Saged.

We'd let the EU fight alone while hiding behind our nukes

This. Pan European alliance (including the US and Russia) when? Imagine the crusading forces we could create to destroy the mongrels below turkey, or China

>while hiding behind our nukes
You mean behind your white flag?

>it'd take europoors at least 5 years of full-time R&D just to catch up with our cold war surplus tech
I see the propaganda is still running strong

Italy please, you'll switch sides 3 times in the first week of the conflict

And your nation will be killed the first day by that half of "French population" that wants you dead already.

stupid nigger

>Japan would side with the EU

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I wonder what the pents was.

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Didn't the UK leave the EU

>[freedom] of the press
US press is shit, freedom or not.