Take DNA test

>take DNA test
>find out im 48.1% unassigned

Proofs?

You are reptillian. You should be rulling something.

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You're either ayy lmao or reptilian

ayy lamo

where are you from? you could be some fucked up homo habilis descendent or something

mandela affected?

You are such a mulatto degenerate mixed subhuman that not even DNA tests can determine your ancestry anymore. You are the first mutant, a new species, but without any kind of powers.... kek

>North African 93%
>Ashkenazi European 6.1%
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

Apart from being a massive faggot

Middle East is 91% bruh

>0.0 sub-saharan africa
he is white than you, ivan.

Allahu akbar!

Are you from the long lost Antarctica civilization?

Hungarian

that means he's a turk

good thing north africans aren't coons aye?

Either way, it isn't any better

>93.4 MENA

Hello fellow Swede

Lol I am actually Armenian. I wouldn't consider myself a white European but I am definitely Caucasian and can pass easily in Eastern and Southern Europe apparently

>nigger genes in Russia
There could be mongolian ones, but defiantly not these

I accidentally revealed my autism in the late night and so misread it, he isn't white anyway

half reptilian, congratulations OP, you can Lizard the Jews and all the smoothskins.

>take DNA test
>find out i'm 99% bonobo ape

I got 20 something percent unnasigned. All Europa though baby

b-but my nipples are pink

Subverted

Put it into gedmatch and post results

you wasted your money on a meme test.
NSA and google aren't going to spend time or shekels mapping armenian genes, so they just group it geographically.

>take DNA test
>find out I'm hiv+

Yes I know but I sent the raw data to DNA tribes and they mapped out which part of Anatolia I come from plus there is GEDmatch

>father of russian literature
>alexander pushkin
>fact: his great-grandfather was a nigger captive

You should consider writing him out of the history books. Seriously.

>take dna test
>find out i'm a bomb

...

Your whore mom was fucked by so many different colors of men that the semen turned into super semen, creating a mocha abomination.

You shall be named "Mutant, son of Cum slut"

>take DNA test
>find out I'm a kike
Hypothetically if this happens, what should I do?

>inb4 Ryan Gosling from The Believer

do your best to be an honorary aryan like me

Ayylien

>be raccoon
>take dna test
>find out i'm 1% cat

Havent seen it, what happend in it?

A Jewish kid gets triggered at kike school and starts hating his own people and later on becomes a skinhead. In the end they were planning on blowing up a synagogue but Gosling stopped it I believe

>take dna test
>find out i'm 100% african
i are the niggest

that's literally what I said, they put anatolia in the same category as the arab gulf and north africa.
it's not as important in geography but it's very misleading when you're trying to figure out ancestry.
it's really dishonest tbqhwyf.

JUST

>take DNA test
>fail it

they put Caucasians of all sorts into the middle east

Quarter and half jews were in the SS user. I think you'd be fine.

Sounds somewhat interresting, think I´m gonna check netflix and HBO and see if I can find it.

>checks flag

his story checks out

Armenians have been mapped genetically and they cluster in between Turks and Iranians and Arabs. IE shitskins go figure.

Are you an ancient Falmer?

Gosling is a self-hating kike who joins an EVIL RACIST GROUP that plan to blow up a synagogue, but the bomb's timer stops at the magic Hebrew number (13). The white supremacist girls gets a crush on Gosling and wants to learn more about Judaism, and then Gosling foils the second attempt to blow up the synagogue by making everyone evacuate.

He then dies in the explosion and his old Jewish teacher tries to convince him not to go to heaven for some reason.

Not in the SS, but in the army.

t. 1/8 Jew with crippling depression and self-hatred

How does one take this test?

There Armenians that are shit skins and some that aren't just like Turks. It would be dishonest to just group them in with others though. Armenians are a unique group.

You send some toenail clippings and cash in an envelope to the lab address.

>checks flag

his non country checks out

Do they receive orders from other countries as well?

Holy shit you're the missing link

SS would be my hypothetical reich dream job

:(

yes indeed, my nigger

>Take DNA test
>95%african
>3% Caucasia
>2%mongolian genes


???????

>Take DNA test
>Find out I have extra chromosome
>WTF I got more smarts than all you dummies

You're a Finnish nigger, Harry.

You are literally retarded then.

The way I see it is, thank God Almighty I'm not a nigger.

AYYY

It means you're extra-resistant to radioactivity. Radiation damages your DNA right? Even if radiation damages one of your chromosome you have an extra laying around!

>tfw i take a Dna test and find out i'm 100% mongolian and 0% european