You are a fag who needs to die if:

Daily reminder that if you fit into more than three of these categories:

>are fat
>like and watch anime/manga
>abstain from voting
>are a stormfag
>are an atheist
>are unironically a nazi
>are gay
>are into disgusting fetishes like loli and traps
>are unemployed
>are not attending school in any form
>dropped out of school
>are a NEET
>play video games for longer than an hour a day
>use the internet for more than 2 hours a day
>have a fucked up sleep schedule/are nocturnal
>are an edgy shitlord who can't blend in to society
>are failing any classes
>unironically distinguish yourself from society by deeming them all as normies
>have no friends
>unironically doubt the holocaust
>are autistic
>masturbate to porn
>are in any way like pic related

Then you are the very fucking degeneracy that you claim to hate and """actively""" (let's face it, you're not active at anything) oppose. Why haven't you killed yourself?

So if the habbening habbens then I can be bandit stalger :DD

This thread will get 0 replies beacuse you described 99,9% of Sup Forums population

Jej

>Yeah, let's just kill everyone I don't like!
People who unironically think this way should be hung

Stop doings things I don't like!: the Post!

>like and watch anime/manga
>are an atheist
>play video games for longer than an hour a day
>use the internet for more than 2 hours a day
>have a fucked up sleep schedule/are nocturnal
>are an edgy shitlord who can't blend in to society
>unironically doubt the holocaust
>are autistic
>masturbate to porn
Well shit dude. You're not giving much leeway. Even now that I have a job, exercise and am not a literal shut-in anymore I'm still a degenerate apparently. Screw you OP.

Can you possibly get more triggered?

Why do fags like you come onto Sup Forums and make it even gayer than it already is?

The cutoff point should be 10 or more.
THIS IS BULLSHIT.

kys

>10 or more
That's some wishful thinking

OP lies to himself so much that he thinks he doesn't do at least 3 of these things.

The only two that I fit in are that I am failing a class and watch porn

In other words

>OPs a faggot.

Cool, dude (^:

>are fat
>like and watch anime and manga
>are an atheist
>are into superior feitshes like loli and traps
are unemployetd
>are not attending school in any form
>dropped out of schoo
>are a NEET
>play video games for longer than an hour a day
>use the internet for more than 2 hours a day
>have a fucked up sleep schedule/are nocturnal
>are an edgy shitlord who can't blend in to society
>unironically distinguish yourself from society by deeming them all as normies
>unironically doubt the holocaust
>are autistic
>masturbate to porn
>are in any way like pic related
What do I win?

You're a fag, because you fap,and you failed a class. You're also on Sup Forums so you're a loser, don't act like you're above anybody else.

Juden Schnelle; those are all Male-Centric activities

and edgy shitlords who couldn't paint lead the world into nearly exterminating the 6 Fantarillion joos, so don't piss off manlet NEETS

>stop liking things I don't like

Degenerate

Forgot: Post a pic of yourself to disprove at least a handful of these re: you, OP

>nearly january 2017
>the 0.02$ (((Correct The Record))) posters haven't left

all these 35+ year old cuckservatives on Sup Forums straight from facebook

you're just as much the enemy as liberals

That's pretty much me, but I don't want to die.

Isn't that what /ppl/ does all the time though? Or is it only different when your filthy habits are called out :^)

>are fat
Check.

>like and watch anime/manga
Of course, I'm browsing Sup Forums after all
>abstain from voting
Fuck these people.
>Are a stormfag
ye
>are an atheist
no
>are unironically a nazi
Not a nazi but the nazis did nothing wrong
>are gay
Feminine penises don't count as gay
>are into disgusting fetishes like loli and traps
Traps are disgusting, but there's nothing wrong with loli.
>are unemployed
Never had a job in my life
>are not attending school in any form
Yep.
>dropped out of school
Sounds about right
>are a NEET
NEETbucks are the only thing keeping me going
>play video games for longer than an hour a day
Check.
>use the internet for more than 2 hours a day
14-18 hours a day
>are nocturnal
Check
>are an edgy shitlord who can't blend in to society
you got me there
>are failing any classes
I failed math before I dropped out desu
>unironically distinguish yourself from society by deeming them all as normies
Normalfags were a fucking mistake
>have no friends
Mhm.
>unironically doubt the holocaust
Show me proof the holocaust happened
>are autistic
diagnosed aspie
>masturbate to porn
yea
>are in any way like pic related
Next to me is my asuka doll right now as I type this.
Don't be afraid to say it, I'm a patrician.

Everyone faps, and you have had to failed a class before. I fap but I think lolis and traps are disgusting, and I am failing one class. And rarely watch anime but still like it. That's about it.
Merry Christmas btw.

Oh, except I do have a job, this isn't Japan, OP, I can't just survive without having any income! I can't even go make pictures of girls upskirts and sell them online, there isn't such market here. Working at my job gives me more money than farming and selling gold through bots in MMO, too.

...

The assblasting going on ITT is funny as shit. pooooooor Sup Forumsacks!

>shit that makes sense
>makes sense
>starting to get suspicious
>deny the hollohoax

fkn ell

I have a job a house am going to college am in really great shape. I do spend a lot of time on the Internet though and occasionally play video games. I like to read books but am unironically a nazi and think the Holocaust was a lie. Should i die? A war in Iraq couldn't kill me, what makes you think some faggot on the Internet could?

>itt we post how butthurt we are

Cool story bro

The fat meme needs to die, most nerds are skinny.
Because they are too lazy to go outside.

>reddit still hasn't figured out that Sup Forums is an anime board
The_donald is calling your name my friend

What's wrong with lolies if I'm 14 yo russian boy?

get back here

metro racks are definitely degenerate

>Sup Forums playing the victim after claiming to be above degeneracy
>internet toughguying abounds
this is embarrassing

OP thinks the whole planet is USA :-DDDddd

>must be employed and attending school
???

is it not enough that I work and am studying on my own, but I also have to PAY to learn? Damn. Goyem got me again!

OP IS BULLY

>are fat
slightly overweight by like 15 pounds for my height group so idk if fat
>like and watch anime/manga
fuck no
>abstain from voting
why would you not use a right people died for you to have?
>are a stormfag
ew no
>are an atheist
born a roman catholic, disagree with many points but belive that there is a super being that isn't revolved around the human race
>are unironically a nazi
no
>are gay
no, but am fine with gays
>are into disgusting fetishes like loli and traps
used to be into traps few years ago for a few months but wore off and have no interest in it anymore
>are unemployed
parents don't want me to have a job while in uni so I can purely focus on school
>are not attending school in any form
astronautical engineering major
>dropped out of school
no
>are a NEET
I don't even know what that means
>play video games for longer than an hour a day
depends if I'm in a relationship or not. If in one I may not play games for weeks on end but if not on weekends could be playing for like 4 hours a day on victoria
>use the internet for more than 2 hours a day
I have a lot of school work during the semesters so of course I need to use the internet for more than 2 hours a day
>have a fucked up sleep schedule/are nocturnal
12:00 every day
>are an edgy shitlord who can't blend in to society
have no problem with interacting with people and almostly always friendly, just I see past the majority of everyone's mask they put on and really see they just want to use me for personal gain. just picky with who I choose to hang out and be friends with
>are failing any classes
never have
>unironically distinguish yourself from society by deeming them all as normies
some people are more educated than others but I don't deem them as normies for not browsing pol
>have no friends
no
>unironically doubt the holocaust
parts of family had been forced into working at concentration camps so no
>are autistic
no
>masturbate to porn
yes
>are in any way like pic related
ew

Am I ok pol?

I'll bite
>are fat
Nope
>like and watch anime/manga
Nope
>abstain from voting
Nope
>are a stormfag
Meh
>are an atheist
Nope
>are unironically a nazi
Nope
>are gay
Nope
>are into disgusting fetishes like loli and traps
Nope, into fart porn
>are unemployed
Nope
>are not attending school in any form
College is for cucks
>dropped out of school
Nope
>are a NEET
Nope
>play video games for longer than an hour a day
Nope
>use the internet for more than 2 hours a day
... Alright I'm willing to bet you do as well
>have a fucked up sleep schedule/are nocturnal
Nope
>are an edgy shitlord who can't blend in to society
Stop projecting buddy
>are failing any classes
Nope
>unironically distinguish yourself from society by deeming them all as normies
Nope
>have no friends
Nope
>unironically doubt the holocaust
Nope
>are autistic
You're mad as fuck I can tell
>masturbate to porn
And you don't?
>are in any way like pic related
Nah, you're a cunt.

Stay mad.

Why the fuck is not attending school on here. If you're not completely finished with all schooling by 25, except for special courses required by and paid for by your employer, then you're a professional student failure to launch man child.

I'm trying really hard to lose weight. I've been hitting up the gym for six days now and I quit eating breakfast and lunch (carrots for snack.)

pls it's going to work this time give me a chance to change

>calls me cunt
>reply loaded with passive agressivness
you're the one who's mad, senpai

eating a big breakfast really helps in the morning user, it helps qwench hunger later in the day, works for me

>skipping meals
>ever making it

enjoybeing a skinnyfat piece of shit forever

>y-y-you're the one who's mad

Stay cucked

> post on Sup Forums

You described 95% of USA citizens, so you should kys..

And you didn't say:
>if you are jew

But you did say:
>doubt the holocaust

It is already officially proven holocaust was a hoax long time ago, so you must be kike, and this is "i'm a massive kike" thread.. sage

>"internet toughguying abounds"
>he says while making a thread in which he acts like an above-everyone tough guy.

Allright faggot, who pissed in your soup today?

>be fat
>like animu
>vote
>be a stromfag
>be a nazi
>be gay
>be into lolis and traps
>be unemployed
>not attending school
>dropped out of school
>be a NEET
>play vidya games
>be on the internet
>have a fucked up schedule
>be edgy
>fail the classes at the school I don't attend
>hate normies
>have no friends
>doubt the holocaust
>be autistic
>jack off to porn
>be basically OP's pic

>tfw faggot OP can't even stop me

...

>takes the bait twice
>still here replying
don't pretend you're not mad, filthy neet

>are fat
Not anymore
>like and watch anime/manga
Stopped awhile back
>abstain from voting
Voted for Trump
>are a stormfag
I am an American nationalist
>are an atheist
No
>are unironically a nazi
I like the Confederacy
>are gay
Trying to fix this
>are into disgusting fetishes like loli and traps
No
>are unemployed
Looking for a job
>are not attending school in any form
Nvm
>dropped out of school
I'm in school
>are a NEET
No
>play video games for longer than an hour a day
No
>use the internet for more than 2 hours a day
Guilty
>have a fucked up sleep schedule/are nocturnal
Wake at 7 sleep at 11
>are an edgy shitlord who can't blend in to society
I blend in well
>are failing any classes
No lord willing
>unironically distinguish yourself from society by deeming them all as normies
On some occasions
>have no friends
Have many
>unironically doubt the holocaust
no problem there
>are autistic
No
>masturbate to porn
Stopped 4 months ago
>are in any way like pic related
No

>Takes him 5 minutes to think of a shitty reply he most definitely thinks is extremely clever

jej
You're a fucking fag bro

>like and watch anime/manga
only anime but yes
>are unemployed
Have a shitty pizza boy job so ill count it
>play video games for longer than an hour a day
yep
>have a fucked up sleep schedule/are nocturnal
yeah
>are an edgy shitlord who can't blend in to society
not edgy but I am awkward as hell in most social situations.
>unironically doubt the holocaust
I think the numbers were over exaggerated for their gain.
>masturbate to porn
yeah, really trying to fix that.

whats the matter bitchboy triggered by drawings of cute girl?

Wew, I only fit 2 of those categories, feels good senpai. Today is 10th year anniversary of last suicide attempt too.

Feel bad for you if you need to post shit like this to feel better about yourself. It's the fucking normies who should be swinging from lampposts

Bro you need to eat breakfast, it starts your metabolism so you burn calories even if your sitting on you ass.

The guy he paid to.

>stormfag
>unironically a nazi
>shitlord
Return to leddit

>Still no reply
Can't sit here all night, have a christmas party to go to

I accept your defeat OP

Enjoy being stuck on Sup Forums for christmas you gigantic self loathing projecting faggot

>Watch anime occasionally for novelty value, haven't dedicatedly done it in like two years
>Traps could be kinda hot in theory but there's no way to make it work in real life; loli is disgusting
>Don't know how long I play video games/use combuter
>Fucked up sleep schedule
>Use "normie" to describe someone who doesn't share my niche interests; more joking than any actual disdain

How fukt am I?

>>like and watch anime/manga
>>abstain from voting
>>are unironically a nazi
>>are into disgusting fetishes like loli and traps
>>play video games for longer than an hour a day
>>use the internet for more than 2 hours a day
>>have a fucked up sleep schedule/are nocturnal
>>are an edgy shitlord who can't blend in to society
>>have no friends
>>unironically doubt the holocaust
>>masturbate to porn

Im based and not degenarate

>playing video games
>use internet
>nocturnal
>failing classes
>doubt the holocaust
>trying to resist porn

fug :DD into de oven I go! :DD

I got 16 wat do

>are fat
Yes
>like and watch anime/manga
A little
>abstain from voting
Hell no
>are a stormfag
Yes
>are an atheist
No
>are unironically a nazi
What's a "Nazi" in 2016?
>are gay
No
>are into disgusting fetishes like loli and traps
No
>are unemployed
Yes
>are not attending school in any form
Yes
>dropped out of school
Yes
>are a NEET
Yes, this is redundant
>play video games for longer than an hour a day
No
>use the internet for more than 2 hours a day
Yes
>have a fucked up sleep schedule/are nocturnal
Yes
>are an edgy shitlord who can't blend in to society
Kind of
>are failing any classes
N/A
>unironically distinguish yourself from society by deeming them all as normies
Yes
>have no friends
No
>unironically doubt the holocaust
No
>are autistic
Asperger's
>masturbate to porn
Yes
>are in any way like pic related
No

Ya had me until "shitlord".
Fuck off back to Dumblr before we spam gore in your fandoms.

You forgot > write lists.

>I don't even know what that means
NEET is a British term that stands for "Not in Education, Employment, or Training" aka you don't work or go to school. You go to college, so you're not a NEET.
>Nope, into fart porn
Mah nigga

im not fat or gay...

fuck you OP

>Why don't you live purely for vagina
>Anything not for vagina is (((degeneracy)))

Beta normal faggot, kill yourself

I'm going to keep existing just to spite you topkek

...are on 4 chan..

NO WAIT! AAHHHHHH

>like and watch anime/manga
>abstain from voting
>are an atheist
>are into disgusting fetishes like loli and traps
>use the internet for more than 2 hours a day
>have a fucked up sleep schedule/are nocturnal
>are an edgy shitlord who can't blend in to society
>unironically distinguish yourself from society by deeming them all as normies
>have no friends
I do yet its kinda non active in the moment... for the last three years. They still find me fun
>are autistic
>masturbate to porn
>are in any way like pic related
depends
Quality post

Nice, I only fit into 3 of them, not more than 3

Basically as bad you fucking low IQ pleb gtfo and do something better than poluting this site.

Hey guys, who is your waifu? pic related.

>Asbergers

dop gek

Newfag, dont get addicted...

Holy shit OP 99% of the first world falls into at least 5 of these. I dont even believe you do less than half of these. 2/10 made me reply.

>are fat
ofc
>like and watch anime/manga
no
>abstain from voting
I didn't went to vote for the parliamentary elections last week because I had minor surgery the day before but I voted of Iohannis in the prezidential elections
>are a stormfag
no
>are unironically a nazi
Definitely am not, the nazis had their chance and they failed.
>are gay
absolutely not
>are into disgusting fetishes like loli and traps
absolutely not
>are unemployed
29 and never had a job in my life
>are not attending school in any form
am not
>dropped out of school
dropped out of uni multiple times
>are a NEET
ofc this is Sup Forums
>play video games for longer than an hour a day
literally play them all day every day
>use the internet for more than 2 hours a day
ofc where do you think you are
>have a fucked up sleep schedule/are nocturnal
I do but I have trouble sleeping since I was a kid, most likely a significant contributing factor to why I ended up the way I did
>are an edgy shitlord who can't blend in to society
I can blend if I try real hard but the problem is literally nobody likes me due to how awkward I am
>are failing any classes
ofc
>unironically distinguish yourself from society by deeming them all as normies
thi is Sup Forums's influence on me
>have no friends
ofc
>masturbate to porn
ofc

>Autistic
Well there goes all of Sup Forums.

>failing classes
This is the retard explaining who is a degenerate. Take his opinion with a grain of salt.

>are fat
No
>like and watch anime/manga
Yes, where do you think you are?
>abstain from voting
No
>are a stormfag
No
>are an atheist
Don't believe in God but don't identify with the marxist faggots that call themselves atheists
>are unironically a nazi
No, I'm not a socialist
>are gay
No
>are into disgusting fetishes like loli and traps
No
>are unemployed
No
>are not attending school in any form
Some community college, work full time now
>dropped out of school
No
>are a NEET
No
>play video games for longer than an hour a day
Yes
>use the internet for more than 2 hours a day
Yes
>have a fucked up sleep schedule/are nocturnal
No
>are an edgy shitlord who can't blend in to society
No
>are failing any classes
Never
>unironically distinguish yourself from society by deeming them all as normies
Fuck off normie
>have no friends
Yes
>unironically doubt the holocaust
Doubt? It didn't happen.
>are autistic
No
>masturbate to porn
Yes
>are in any way like pic related
I have a single wall in one of the rooms in my house dedicated to anime figures, I've got like 80+ of them

>are fat
no
>like and watch anime/manga
yes
>abstain from voting
yes
>are a stormfag
no
>are an atheist
yes
>are unironically a nazi
no
>are gay
no
>are into disgusting fetishes like loli and traps
no
>are unemployed
no
>are not attending school in any form
yes
>dropped out of school
yes
>are a NEET
no
>play video games for longer than an hour a day
yes
>use the internet for more than 2 hours a day
yes
>have a fucked up sleep schedule/are nocturnal
yes
>are an edgy shitlord who can't blend in to society
no
>are failing any classes
no
>unironically distinguish yourself from society by deeming them all as normies
yes
>have no friends
no
>unironically doubt the holocaust
yes
>are autistic
no
>masturbate to porn
no
>are in any way like pic related
we are all like him in one way or another

yw for your Christmas survey kike info gatherers

>use the internet for more than 2 hours a day

So pretty much 99% of the worldwide population with internet access is a fag who needs to die?

>people are really this tryhard to appear 'normal' to their peers

>are an atheist
>play video games for longer than an hour a day
>use the internet for more than 2 hours a day
>masturbate to porn

Hmm, I thought I could do better than that.

no
No shit
I voted
nope
no
no
no
I'd said I'm pretty vanilla
never been unemployed
never been 'out' of school
see above answer
no
Sometimes
are you serious nigger?
sometimes
no, no to all the others

Do you know where you are?

Everyone here has easily more than 3

>Projecting this hard

It's Christmas mr 56%, and you're shitposting on Sup Forums, get your life together.

LEAF
E
A
F

OP is a faggot. I got my masters in microbiology and busted my ass to get a good career I'll vidya and shitpost all I want.

>use the internet for more than 2 hours a day
>have a fucked up sleep schedule/are nocturnal
>masturbate to porn


Really though it's just the internet, and I don't even enjoy it anymore. But I'm working on it.

>being in school
Children.
You are obviously under 25 and lack the life experience to judge anyone.