Take DNA test

>take DNA test
>find out I'm 100% DNA
END ME NOW

>take DNA test
>find out I'm 100% DNA
Oh my god

One drop rule my friend.

Pack your bags and go back to .

Never go full DNA

>100% DNA

What did he mean by this?

Rip famalan

>take DNA test
>find out its all calcium

what did you think you were an Alien?

Kek, must be sad being you DNA cuck, man DNA has really cucked you hard, what a fucking beta male. Just end it already DNA shill. Inb4 I need DNA to live.

>take DNA test
>turns out im a common squirrel

End my life please.

>tfw you will never be more than atoms

Pic related

Gross.

>take DNA test
>find out i share 50% of dna with banana
i really like this image

You were expecting the test to show his presence with digits?

Join the PAH master race. I'm 100% crude oil faggot and I am proud to admit it.

fucking DNA niggers
kys now scum
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

At least all 47 of my chromosomes are completely aryan

> find out they predesignate dna-nationality-markers based on "current samples" taken "randomly" or with "reasonable" exclusions/inclusions > for samples > for nationality list
> dont take DNA test

He DNAndu nuffin

praise

Gas the DNA

>sending dna to a data mining company

HAHA
TOP BANTZ M9
WHEN IS YOUR NEXT JOKE
AUDIENCE CANNOT WAIT TO KNOW !!!1!
HAHAHA ABSOLUTE CLASS

>when your DNA is sold by data mining companies to corporations so that they can make child sex slave clones of you for the upcoming war against roads

Haha xD

xd

(((DNA)))

Dear God how do you even live with such knowledge

>take dna test
>find out im 100 percent sjb saharan african
Sheeeeiiiiiittt

filthy subgod
0% dna masterentity reporting in

I accidentally my DNA too.

>mfw

OP BTFO

ITS HAPPENING

>tfw not exclusively an RNA being or just a lifeless clump of atoms

>Put dog drool in test sample bottle
>Sent to 23andme
>Results come back as Eastern European and Ashkenazi
>MFW my dog is a Jew
>Had him gassed

fucking quality m8

>op takes DNA test
>finds out he's 100% faggot

You can never be one of us but you can work for a better society in your group.

>send dog to get DNA test
>results come back as cat
>have him put down

Hows that autism doing?

Top kek

>even their jizz is yellow