Meme magick thread

Let's hex Carrie Fisher so she dies before the end of 2016.

Praise Kek!

bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-38432360

We can't 'Hex' anyone


Kek is the Chaos God and you can't control chaos.

She will be more remembered than the entirety of your pointless existence leaf. Eat shit.

From what I hear it sounds like she's a goner

You know she's a kike right?

Why? Carrie is cool as fuck. You are just a little sad leaf. go suck a dick or something.

FUCKING DIE CUNT

I need her to hang on until January 15th. My celebrity death pool requires her to hang on until then.

She's a Skype you dipshit.

At least she isn't a fucking leaf

butthurt

You're deranged.

About what, exactly?

Fuck off leaf

OH LOOK YET ANOTHER CANADIAN REDDITOR

>Wasting meme magick on washed-up celebrities

>She's a Skype you dipshit.
Wooooow, you say "Skype" instead of jew or joo? Whoooo you are the meme lord.

BTW im a jew too. KYS leaf.

uh

die carrie fisher

CURSE YE HA ME HAAAAAAA

If you strike her down, she shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

nu-pol trannies and gentlemen

bye by ull get facefuckk by the demon lord

The woman is fucking nuts. Have no opinion on her. But wtf is wrong with you.

>implying anyone cares what the leaf thinks
wew

PRAISE KEK!

If numerals of the same value OP dies instead

The kike will croak on Dec 28th.
May Kek rain his glory down upon us!

>leaf

the leaf will burn even sooner

What a pathetic excuse of a thread.
Kill yourself OP.

we can't let this one go anons, we must give KeK nice digits so he finishes the job

she will be fine bro

sweet triplets confirm that carrie will snort 5 lines on new years eve

everyone knows this ugly kike whore deserves death

Her borderline makes her quite the meme in talkshows.
I betcha she's pretty redpilled too

I want her dog. It's the same breed as mine. He seems pretty cool.

lol all the white knighting over a cunt that tried to stump the trump

white knighting on Sup Forums.

just go fuck a canteloupe. closest youll get to touching that fat vegetable.

>mudshark
>redpilled

try again

she shall survive.

>Carrie Fisher
>not GRRM

fuck the books

fuck ASOIAF

fuck Avalon

kek strike him down

She's one of the good ones. Go fuck yourself with a rake, leaf.

Damn pol... you killed George Michael instead.

pls die u hoe

>t. Star Wars nerd

So i cant like any person who was against trump? You are more retarded than the SJW. Kill yourself faggot.

Carrie Fisher was cool as fuck, women are funny, get over it.

Kill yourself

>women are funny


AHHHHHHHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


fishing for (you)s? what, didnt get any this morning?

Roll

she will life

Sure. Okay. She's a druggie that talks shit about other druggies anyways. Liberal hypocrite feminist scum.

poor carrie, she never had a chance. she has a deadbeat hollywood jew father PTSD from sex with Harrison Ford during the filming of the first star wars.

also I heard she is braindead as they were attempting CPR for about 15 minutes before getting a pulse. Seeing her at an awards show a couple years ago to give her mom an award for lifetime achievement, I remember thinking to myself that Carrie Fisher may be outlived by her mom. Looks like I was right. I also predicted Elton John would die this year, and I was wrong about that, it seems. But the Queen of England is sick and I was right about Prince and Bowie, so, yea. You don't need any meme magic in this case, she is probably braindead.

LEIA LET OUT A GREAT BIG YELP
ASKED OLD BEN FOR SOME HELP

REALLY OLD, LOOKS LIKE SNOKE
PRINCESS HAD TOO MUCH COKE

IT WAS TOO MUCH FOR HER HEART
LIKE THE DEATH STAR IT BLEW APART

WHITE ROBES DEATH STAR PLANS
CARRIE'S LIFE IS IN OUR HANDS

SHE IS COLD NOW LIKE A DROID
GENTLY SHE PASSES TO THE VOID

Her mental instability makes her a bit of a loose cannon, which is funnier than every woman who tries to be funny.

DIE PRINCESS CUNT

Help me Obi Wan
You're my only hope

Ok Styx, try not to occult any more people to death plox.

oh, so you just enjoy making fun of her obvious mental illness and addiction?

That isnt funny. that is fucking patheitc. He whole life is a pile of burning tires.

enjoy worshiping a vegetable.