Brit/pol/ - Love Magical Mikurun-run! Edition

You're asking me about my internet history, Theresa? youtube.com/watch?v=IG-0hOtUjhA

>Watch: Theresa May sends exclusive Christmas message to the Armed Forces
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/24/watch-theresa-may-sends-exclusive-christmas-message-armed-forces/

>Jeremy Corbyn addresses homelessness in Christmas message
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/24/jeremy-corbyn-addresses-homelessness-christmas-message/

>May: Britain must unite after EU vote
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38417101

>UK economic growth revised up to 0.6%
bbc.co.uk/news/business-38413787

>'Don't stand in our way!' Ukip leader Paul Nuttall calls for faster Brexit in 2017
express.co.uk/news/politics/747099/brexit-paul-nuttall-ukip-european-union-britain-exit

>CLOSE THE BORDERS: Europe’s migrant crisis puts UK at risk of Berlin-style terror attack
express.co.uk/news/politics/747054/Close-European-Union-borders-Schengen-Area-migrant-crisis-Berlin-terror-attack

>Archbishop of Vienna: Migrant Crisis Has Gone Too Far, Better to Help Asylum Seekers In Their Home Countries
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/24/archbishop-vienna-migrant-crisis-gone-beyond-ability-europe-cope/

>European Lefties Plan to March on ISIS While Waving White Flags
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/24/lefties-marching-aleppo-stop-war/

>Unsung MPs quietly making Britain better
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/24/after-jo-cox-the-unsung-mps-quietly-making-britain-better

>The wartime origins of Carols from King’s
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/wartime-origins-carols-kings/

>Corbyn highlights 'shocking rise' of homelessness in Christmas message
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-highlights-the-shocking-rise-of-homelessness-in-official-christmas-message-a7493841.html

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Karen

>999
FOR ANGLO-JAPANESE RELATIONS

Beat me to it

>tfw no imperial leather

it's a good kind of feel

So who's a SNP supporter here????????

Lads, the day of the lord has passed so you can stroke your shaft now.

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Anime is fucking cancer. Kill yourself. Shit edition.

I'll stroke your shaft lad

nobody.

Hi YKTD. I heard it's supposed to be snowing today.

Check fucking mate, lads

:)

OPenening a hHatherwood winter warmer now

was talking with my family earlier and they were saying their generation had left us to deal with Islam and how Muslims are scum, fucking based.

Why use n over ex?

>tfw didnt get the imperial leather i wanted for christmas

fuck lads

Quality edition

>Yanks, Commonwealth Bros love us obviously
>Kenya and Ghana also, which I wouldn't have guessed
>South Korea also wtf?!
>(((Israel))) doesn't hate us in the least

>SPAIN THE MOST BUTTHURT HAHAHAHAH AHEAD OF PAKISTAN EVEN AHAHAHHAHA
>Krauts right behind them
>Turks right behind the Krauts (what's the difference?)
>we hate ourselves more than the French do

>Japan doesn't have much love, but holds the least amount of hate towards us

Because after all these years I still don't know how to get around sad panda.

Fuck.

log into ge-hentai
then log into exhentai

if you've seen sadpanda you need to clear yo're cookies though

...

It's about people's opinions of the UK's influence, rather than their opinions of the British people. I definitely have a negative of all the shit our government does abroad (Iraq, Libya, Syria, etc.)

I've been banned for a bit now lads, I have TWO (2) questions:

>is YKTD still posting?
>has dinnerlad been back since he was doxxed

Big fan of this song

youtube.com/watch?list=RDo6TUaHYhRjQ&v=o6TUaHYhRjQ

BIG FAN

Yes and yes. Oh, YKTD got doxxed too by the way

Dinneranon was doxxed?

I never heard about this, someone give me a greentext on what happened.

how did YKTD get doxxed?

However there are some weird standouts.

Example - Mexico? We were talking about this earlier, there's nothing in our collective histories that means they should hate us quite so much. In fact we were the first European country to recognise their right to exist.

I haven't been able to access ex for a couple of days now, I'm getting worried. Hopefully it's just my laptop playing silly buggers

worked fine for me like 12 hours ago

Virgn fibre here

Not sure. It's quite possibly bullshit, but the rumour is that he's Owen Roberts of Newport

merry christmas everyone, i really enjoyed the ten quid and packet of crisps by mum brought up for me as my presents, what did you get?

£60 and some clothes

wish I didn't get anything tbf

In that case nevermind. Don't need any more tards on ex.

It's fine

Already debunked that, it was an appointee who said that before appointment and Trump holds a different view, and The POTUS always wins.

>£60
what the fuck?! southerner detected, i bet you didn't even have an aldi ready meal for christmas dinner

wut u sayin bich nigga

Filth. At least fap to more acceptable stuff like gay fur or clop

£100 here

unlucky lad.

If so (have no reason to doubt you), then how fucking sad to see The Times falling to such standards. I know >muh murdoch but it was a fantastic newspaper.

I am very skeptical of that.

hand it over

The immigrants need to hurry and breed you island oppressors already. Your colonialist past forgiven

Who /Doug walker/ here?

>tfw got £350 plus a painting of my favourite pub to visit.

He was shitposting this morning around 5am

Then the thread got archived and i went to bed

when did this happen?!

This is the fucking Times, you'd expect that kind of shit from the Sun. Mainstream media really has gone down the shitter

Japan doesn't really know us very well. We don't have much contact trade wise, so what they do know is mostly cultural. That's why it has a decent positive, but no real hate, because there's a basis for liking (I like UK media/culture) but no basis for hate outside of maybe White piggu go home. But there's like 16K Brits in Japan total, so.

>the ETERNAL Spaniard hurt
That's just funny

>Germany also ass hurt
This is probably higher after Brexit

>Turks
Mad we destroyed their ghost of an empire senpai

>we hate ourselves
Poll is misleading here, that's just the universal hate of the Scouse showing

>sincerely believing anything politicians say
Numpties, the lot of 'em

2017 will be different, I will be a different man.

In fact I won't even be a man anymore, I will be a GOD

MEN WILL WORSHIP ME, I WILL SIMPLY WILL THINGS INTO EXISTENCE

My brother got me a scratchcard as a present for a joke but I won £50 from it.

Must be a problem on my end then, worked fine the other night then one day it dies

i am a byber sex

16yo cali

don't hit on me silly boys

>£30 in the bank
>family think im going to college
>dropped out 2 weeks in
>never told them I had an army application pending months beforehand
>it's taking forever and they are starting to ask why I have no money when I should be getting bursary

Who /indeepshit/ here?

You mean your boyfriend

Will Haruhi S3 then mister man.

>>£30 in the bank

How old are you, if you don't mind my asking

greggs lad

Is Cornwall still white, based, and /comfy/? Will it eventually leave bongistan once Ahmed Muhammad becomes the new PM?

>not having the balls to face your family about your life choices

Literally nothing wrong in your life isn't directly your fault.

I'm 20 and I have like £9.40 in the bank

>dinnerlad posts a picture of his dinner as is tradition
>but there's a twist - you can see a pizza box in the corner
>with his name and address on it
>memery ensues

18

>Southerner detected
My family are telling me that i should join the army. They spent a while being subtle about it and gave up on that.

thread?

I'm from glasgow actually. Part of the reason I want away tbqh, such a shit hole.

Just tell the truth, nothing wrong with soldiering

What was the desired outcome of this?

>You parents hate you for lying to them?

>Hate you for not going to uni?

>Or hate you for getting into the army?


fucking kek lad, you fucked that up a bit

I remember that, poor bastard. It was so legible too.

Oh alright, i apologise then lad.

Joining the army is a deeply personal thing user, don't let your family fuck you into it.

>from Glasgow
Ah. This explains it.

...

Lads, Dinnerlad here

FUCKING SAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEE

Can one of you answer my question at ? I'm moving to England soon so I need the info

I enjoyed the dinner posts t b h

RACE WAR

FUCKING WHEN

Family are druggies and alckies. They want me here to claim more benefits. I keft school at 16 when they promised me I could enlist. When I asked them to sign the form they told me I had already been sent to college on a game dev course my uncles told them to put me on. Did that for a year, spent another doing fuck all. Signed up the day I turned 18

Right, here's your choices.

England
Wa-uh, West England
NORN IRON

Or if you want to stay in Scotland...

The land of Granite and Seagulls
Students and a Shitty Parliament
Dundee.
Rain, mountains and the Kessock Bridge
Outwith human civilisation (anywhere outside these areas)

RIp Micaehl Goerlge

1916 -1273

Mate if you think a Muslim is going to become PM your not ready to start judging which counties are good and which are shite.

heres hoping lad

>George Michael dead
Pol asking kek to kill a british queen on christmas day worked

I forgot my pic it's michael gorge

dpn't hit omn me silly boys

B-b-but Haruhi has the autism, right?

>takes obvious joke literally

answer the question please

What happened lad?

Cornwall is white but isolationist. They wouldn't take kindly to an American moving there, but don't take it personally because they wouldn't even take kindly to me moving there and I'm white & from near Cornwall.

Oh no, i realised that they're right. I live in the middle of nowhere in some bumfuck town working a shitty minimum wage job and get angry on the daily. I need a change.

Seaside towns are alright, full of cunts. but alright.

Left* signed up*.

Scottish education ladies and gentlemen

Cornwell is a shithole miles away from anything. People will also avoid you due to your accent.

Try the midlands. Government is pumping loads of money into Derbyshire and Leicestershire and those county's are Tory voters.

When you put some effort into starting it. Don't just expect everything on a plate, it's the season of giving. after all.

This

Do you want to work? If so don't move to fucking Cornwall

OI WOTS FOR FOKKIN DINNER IM STARHVIN I DON CARE ABOOT MAH DIABEETUS I JUST WANT TA EAT

I want a croft in the highlands, just me and my family, that's the dream desu.

any tutorials on becoming a charismatic leader lad?

That's rough lad, hope you get into the army and everything goes well for you

Lads I was 18 stone last Christmas and now I'm down to 14 but the problem is I still have giant man tits how do I get rid of them? Are the only options surgery or getting buff?