Britain
>Best navies
>Best scientists
>Best playwrights
>Best comedians
>Best monarchs
>Best TV
>Best colonial empire
>Best flag
France
>Best armies
>Best language
>Best national anthem
Spain
>Best at being in the top 4 for almost everything without actually being the best at anything
Portugal
>Best at choosing allies
Germany
>Best philosophers
>Best musicians
>Best engineers
>Best cars
>Best economy
Austria
>Best bodybuilders-turned-actors-turned-politicians-turned-actors
Switzerland
>Best at avoiding trouble
Poland
>Best video games
Czech Republic
>Best source of amateur pornography
Slovenia
>Hottest first ladies of the United States
Holland
>Best traders
Italy
>Best artists
>Best chefs
>Best explorers
>Best filmmakers
>Best poets
>Best architecture
Russia
>Best novelists
>Best chess players
>Best at resisting European invaders
>Best at winning Olympic medals
Sweden
>Hottest people
>Best disco music
Norway
>Most improbably good luck
Denmark
>Best toys
Finland
>Best memes
The results are in: Brits are the best Europeans, Germans trail behind at a distant #2.
The official Europe power rankings of the last 500 years
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>american is nice for once
I'm actually surprised
Austria
>Best remove kikes breeders
Faggots are jealous they didnt get on the boat to literally the paradise continent and no list of forgotten relics for an antiquated age can prove it wrong.
>Best TV
>Britain
Gotta admit, it was weird that last time I visited the US there was a British TV show playing on the big screen in a music store.
>Canada
>Paradise
lmao
>Norway
>>Most improbably good luck
Everyone knew that the North sea contained oil, we only had to find a profitable oilfield (profitable as in 1960s oil prices and cost)
>Portugal
>not exploration
Yeah our continent is not a battlefield and has every biome you could want.
Spain not the best navies till late XVIII
Bigger line ship ever made
Not the best army "los tercios" till mid XVII
well
Honestly why would people want to come in droves if it literally wasn't paradise?
England also the best at making other countries that turn out to be God's chosen Superpower.
>The Spanish Armada
British TV is definitly the best
Ottomans
>Best ????
>The English Armada
both fails
>Portugal
>Not being best explorers..
I think Sweden should have the best monarchs.
Genocides.
Dude come on. Give czech republic more credit than that. Its my favorite place in europe
>Portugal or France not being up there with Sweden for their bitchezzz
No failure of the English/British navy was ever as catastrophic as the failure of the Spanish Armada. That was the last time Spain seriously threatened another European power with conquest and it completely shit the bed.
>Paradise Continent
>Canada
You do realise that I can be in Paris in an hour, right? Or Dublin?
London in 20 minutes?
I can fly to rome for less than $100.
I get french food, Italian fashion and american films in my shops. Also 50% less terrorism and the ability to switch immigration on and off.
Not all Americans hate Europe on principal
I enjoyed going to europe, and most euros that came here to the U.S. were some of the best people I've ever met, if a bit quiet at first. I enjoy hearing about where people are from and why they're here, warms my heart
>youtube.com
lol man wtf is this?
I wish these brit nigs would come here and try to operate on this 'nobody will start a fight with you" policy.
>Germany
Best land military. France and Britain were supported by the US in both wars. Both were bankrupt after 1 years of WW1 and Britain would be a goner too in WW2 without US support since the beginning.
>who is nikola tesla
Best explorers could be Portugal and Spain, u start earlier with Africa we do more in America
thats because they are rare here...
> setting up a sovereign wealth fund
> luck
Top jej.
Look at Venezuela, then look at Norway. Both struck oil. Besides, Norway was doing well even before oil.
>without US support since the beginning.
you do realise america only joined the war in 41, right? We had already defeated Germany in the air, and we were bombing your cities by then...
Here's what happened when they were rare here.
>spanish navy is devastated
>english decide to retaliate a year later
>build an armada with roughly 50% more ships
>get absolutely eviscerated by a team of rag tag spaniards
lmao why did the brits have so many shitty naval generals? It's not the only time the Spanish rekt a larger brittish fleet
You don't get to be american tho;
>Not all
Bullshit pussy go to Mexico you beaner
No, but thats fine, people hate us a bit less.
>Best land military
Between 1860 and 1945 maybe
For the rest of history you were utter cucks
Pic related, the lands France stole from the Germans between 1200 and 1800
Reminder that between 1792 and 1815, France lasted for two decades alone against the world
Meanwhile your best record in that situation is 5 years....
It goes beyond WWI, though. Napoleon fucked the HRE pretty well.
>Reminder that between 1792 and 1815, France lasted for two decades alone against the world
Technically the USA declared war on Britain during part of that time and was fucking with Canada.
Not a drop of Mexican blood but nice meme.
Kys you uncultured hillbilly cunt
Shouldn't have bred yourselves with Arabs and kikes. Maybe you could still be something.
Doesn't matter you ain't free
Best at wishing they were European.
>Britain
>Best navies
Historically yes, nowadays byrgers took #1 place
>Best scientists
You forgot about jews
>Best playwrights
Top tier imo
>Best comedians
Used to have high tier comedians
>Best monarchs
Plz, more scandals than bribes in polish government
>Best TV
BBC's documentaries and sir David Attenborough are definitely top tier, no doubt about that
>Best colonial empire
True
>Best flag
Nah, Albania has better one.
DENMARK IS THE FUCKING BEST YOU FUCKINGCUNT
>you do realise america only joined the war in 41, right?
>what is lend lease even before the war even started for 1000 please
Yes, you got shit from the US before shit hit the fan. It is not about "boots on the ground", it is about ammo, food for your troops, material resources for your industry etc... France and Britain got both since the beginning of both WW1 and WW2, Britain even before WW2 started (and their support is the reason went into WW2 in the first place, without that, they would not have dared to go to war).
As a result, you got heavily into debt in both wars and it crushed your empire. Just like the (((US))) wanted.
>We had already defeated Germany in the air
Be a bit more realistic. The RAF was close to collapse, if Hitler decided to continue strategic bombing of the air fields and not care about retaliation for civilians it would have looked different.
Also you fucking lost to German submarines in both wars. They owned you in WW1 so that your island had 6 weeks worth of food left at one point and this nearly repeated in WW2 according to Churchills memoires. Take away all US supply ships and your island would have gotten it's shit pushed in WW1 and WW2. The US being extremely arrogant about saving your ass is justified.
Spain keep being relevant here till mid XVIII, is like said that Britain lost all their continental territory in the XIV and has been nothing here since then
>Technically the USA declared war on Britain during part of that time
Yup - just as we beat napoleon you assholes voiced up. We were broke and stretched out. No wonder you won.
Nah, just kidding, we were always going to lose america. Inevitable. The supply line of troops was unsustainable.
>You do realise that I can be in Paris in an hour, right? Or Dublin?
>London in 20 minutes?
Why would you want to go to Islamic cities?
cheers lad. the USA was always my favourite of our creations.
>Doesn't matter you ain't free
>America
>Free
Are you serious? EUROPE, POINT AND LAUGH AT HIM.
Yeah, alright america, you're free.. okay...
People joke about Vietnam, but losing the War of 1812 is much more embarrassing. The only upside is that Britain signed away the land of its Native American allies in the treaty, which it didn't have the authority to do but did anyway, giving the USA an excuse to expand. One of history's more pointless wars.
Yeah, without usa industrial support they would be goners.
>Also you fucking lost to German submarines in both wars
Actually the wolfpacks were decimated by 1944 with only a few limping back to their bases by the end of the war.
You didnt beat the RAF - though, thats a fact. And while we formed a base for US support, Russia steam rolled you in the east.
Based history professor in sixth grade
>Rule of thumb, whenever we're talking about colonies around the world, chances are Portugal's been there first
you have literally no idea what youre talking about.
yup.
>Switzerland
>>Best at avoiding trouble
>Best mercenaries?
We didn't.
Most waves of immigrants (celts,visigoths,etc) with an exception with romans never didn't mix at all with the indigenous population.
If you see a basket today, they have their own particular features.
Blased Lezo
as free as any other country. And no more free.
>Best at choosing allies
DAMN FUCKING STEEAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I'm fucking drunk from the christmas wine with my family but I?m still capable enought to say
GERAEATEST
FUCKING
BASED
ALLYY
>Best musicians
That should be Italy there bro just sayin
Wrong!
British had the best air force
British had the best industry
Spain had the best explorers
Germany had the best generals
Holland had the best economics (Dutch East India Company)
To be fair, they get rightfully angry when their freedoms are challenged.
I hate to say it, but the rest of us tend to roll over when govt. starts pushing us around.
Add under Spain:
>largest exporter of culture
>rips you off of Goa, Zambia, Guyana and Newfoundland settlements
>muh gr9est ally
Japs understand... Brits, Frogs and Jerries are the champions of the modern world.
Look Cartagena de Indias, and Blas de Lezo, my friend.
>JS Bach
>Beethoven
>Wagner
>Handel
>Mozart
>Brahms
vs
>Vivaldi
>Frank Sinatra
Cut your pee hole with a knife till you split your dick like a banana you cowardly little faggot.
>America joined the war in 41
Burger please, don't kid yourselves
You joined much later
After Stalingrad ,when reds started offensive and it was clear who's winning
Filthy scheming kikes.
Now you claim you won the war while being only the side bitch
God damn I love being european
He's got you there. ()
Go try to buy an AR in any caliber besides .22LR.
Pro-tip: you literally can't.
NORDIC PEOPLE DID THAT. YOU STOLE THAT FROM US.
Ignorant people don't know about britwashing
I keep telling them: If not for Brits, they'd still be eating gruel by candlelight.
Ireland
>Best genes
HOL UP
>France
>Best language
WRONG. Britain again is the winner
Faraday was nordic?
Stephenson was nordic?
Newton was nordic?
Thanks for the Christmas tree.
When burgers dish on Europe it is out of frustration. You are supose to be our beacon, but these past few years have been really concerning for you.
Bullying is how Americans show we care. Expect more bully, frog.
Thieves. All of them! You need to listen up and understand.
Goa was invaded by indians though
one let me be hoesnt: I am anglo, anglo blood runs through me. Yes I am also moor, but I like Anglos and Americans too much. Mixed race. My dad has blue eyes, my mum is moor. MOOOOOR!!!! so I am biased because I get both of both worlds. Now there's the problem: it's true. Anglos are anglos and they did fuck us poortuguesase with the pink map. But Portuguese are cool. Yes it was shit. Yet it is cuck to accept it. But it's history. One thing is that we must stick otghether as europoors and allies. Maybe they will fuck us again- but then we'll uncuck and rememember the pink map because then fool me twice shame on me!
BUT! But BUt but but but but! Newgroundland was ingnored by us. Guyana I don't even know. Is that in china????? Britain can have it. Regardless I had a GREAT AMAZING CHRISTMAS FELIZ NATAL and it was amazing, with anglos. SO there. I like anglos. but it's christmas no? time to forgive mistakes.
>France
>best armies
AYO HOL UP
*adjusts pickelhaub*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*goosesteps*
WE WUZ
*dismantles holy roman empire*
KÖNIGS N SCHEISSE
Dont call yourself European, youre better than that. Youre an Anglo son.
Hate to agree with a leaf, but calling a brit European is an insult in my eyes. Brits have earned their spot apart from the rest of europe.
>Best comedians
>Best TV
Lmao at ur life
feliz natal meu hermao
you sure are drunk huh
>German
>Italian
>Not French
What is:
>Ravel
>Debussy
>Satie
>Saint-Saëns
>Berlioz
>Fauré
Honestly, I do consider French composer to be wholly superior.
> Le island nation meme
Keep telling yourself that.
Brits are part French if you go back a ways. Anglos are part Frog. It's nothing to be ashamed of. We're part Scandi as well. Brits are not the inbred insular group you think.
My surname, and my ma's maiden name are both Viking names. I have a roman nose. Brits are a great compilation of the best of Europe.
>Poland best Pope
>Finland
Fingolia confirmed for #1 GOAT yurotrash country
Do one for Serbia
What do you mean by basket?
>best armies not being in the German list
They could own all Europe alot of times if it wasn't for the financial help from americans.
>The results are in: Brits are the best Europeans, Germans trail behind at a distant #2.
both nations were enslaved by Rome