So, Sup Forums, what are your thoughts on Rogue One?

So, Sup Forums, what are your thoughts on Rogue One?

Didn't see it, nor will I ever.

Disney ruins everything they touch since Eisner took over.

I liked it
Blind Jedi dude was the best character, then i read that him and his friend were supposed to be faggots.

pirate it, less engaging than phantom menace

It was pretty good, but they gotta drop the female lead shit. I'm not convinced every woman is a secret ninja who can empty a room of storm troopers.

It's cool if she's brave or plays an important role, like in new hope, but Jesus lay of the feminism in star wars. Its just a science fiction movie

Didn't see it and not planning on it. Man children need to stop obsessing over child tier live action cartoons.

A better use of my time is getting something in life.

Obvious pandering to the +1billion chinese people who haven't developed taste yet to make a quick buck during the holiday season and brand loyalty

Yeah bro like shitposting or hitting on guys at the gym

I only saw it cuz my family paid for it. It was okay. Not spectacular, but much better than TFA.

But you will never fill that hole in your heart

fuck seeing rogue one I guess

The action was good, but the plot had more holes in it than Mike Brown.

Donnie Yen and the robot made it worth it.

It was quite shit.
>is it saving private Ryan in space, like they said it would be?
Fuck no, stormtroopers are easily beaten, there's no sense of danger, all the main characters are casual mass murderers and everything is fine.
>is it a wacky ocean's eleven in space then?
Fucking no either, everyone is dead serious and nobody has any character or wit or humanity. Except the awful Hollywood humour every movie HSS nowadays, the sarcastic robot, proper reddit-style fanfiction shit.
>what is it then?
Generic inconsequential "action" movie #476.
Do not pay money to see.

>he says posting on Sup Forums

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>is op, dare I say it, our guy?
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>what do you think of Rogue One? Redpilled?
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*sips tea*

Honestly Stormtroopers have always sucked.
But the fucking death troopers just walking in in the one scene and mowing down the whole scene was one of the bedt parts of the movie.
Also the ending when Vader shows up.

story and plot are retarded, cinematics are mediocre at best, and the only good sections are ones based around characters like Vader and Tarkin.

Great than any of the prequels. Better than Force Awakens, and better than A New Hope.
But not a fan of the female lead, and was disappointed that ip mon actor wasn't a fucking jedi, so much potential if Vader got to fight him.

To be fair the 'technological innovation' pictures are all based off old technology.

Even the walkers were used by the Republic in some engagements.

I don't understand where the bothan spies come into play.

Didn't they say 'many bothan spies died to get us these plans".

>tfw there will never be a movie from The Empire's point of view
Shit would be fucking cash, like Cross of Iron in space.

Better than The Force Awakens. Simply because of Donnie Yen, his friend and that robot.

I only saw it with my family before Christmas because my dad was always curious about that part of the story in the original trilogy. He said that they could make a movie about getting the plans to the Death Star, and now here it is.

eisner took over like 30 years ago

...

second death star bro

Was the best star wars movie yet.

>then i read that him and his friend were supposed to be faggots.

What the fuck

Why can't men be good bros without being homos

Having all the main characters die and the continuity to the New Hope was enjoyable. Especially sequence of passing on the Death Star plans. Didn't feel like degenerate propaganda to me. And the two Asian characters were just comrades.

Not as bad as The Force Awakens, but it was pretty much a Democrat Loss butthurt plot.

The 70s era sci fi aesthetic is a huge burden.

Actually, no.
White people (actually humans in general) are Niggers in Star Wars.

They can't develop any technology on their own. An Ancient Empire created and handed everything to them and Whitey just reverse engineers it.
Thats why despite having a literal planet-sized weapon their interfaces are stagnant.

Who the fuck thought a Galactic Regime was a good idea anyway?
I think the planets are more than capable of running themselves.

You want to know what's fucking awful about the multiculti meme? The US fully backs globalization because we feel like we can profit more from a global audience. So instead of those sweet films you had aimed at Americans, aka mostly white since that's where the money is, you get multiculti garbage like everything Hollywood spews out because they want to pander to the entire world. That's US media. We don't have media for Americans. We can only have media for the world. Then you get retards falling for the meme not even realizing it's because filmmakers want to profit more.

Episode 1 and 3 are both better than Rogue One, Force Awakens is 3x the movie Rogue One is, and Rogue One is shit compared to A New Hope.

Rogue ones plot consists of find Obi Wan for 3/4 the movie and the last 1/4 is relegated to space battle the new trench run rip off - now with more space rams, a rather bland beach head invasion, a mini james bond wanna be section, and the end of Armageddon without Bruce Willis.

If the worst of Rogue one is the female lead for you, then you need to have better taste.

>man children need to stop obsessing over child shit
You clearly don't understand why we are obsessed with this. It's exactly because it is "child shit". We don't like having the nostalgia and fond memories Star Wars made us experience as children ruined beyond repair, disfigured beyond all recognition of what made it so endearing to us. How do I explain to my children that no, this is not the Star Wars daddy loves because (((reasons))). You try explaining to a 4 year old that no, Thor isn't a fucking woman

>Episode 1 and 3 are both better than Rogue One
A FUCKING LEAF

Palpatine did nothing wrong, he was both the literary and the moral protagonist of the prequel trilogy.

>Turns a dying, corrupt, immoral Republic into a powerful galactic Empire with a hierarchy that ceased to be built upon an impotent bureaucracy
>Justifiably purges the child-brainwashing cult-like militant religious fanatics from the inner circle of the galactic government, having showed immense leniency up until they drew first blood in a (failed) coup-turned assassination attempt against a democratically elected leader in their vain effort to secure their jealous stranglehold on the politics of the Republic, and to secure their unjustified denominational hegemony on the force as a whole
>Coordinates and then destroys the powerful (((banking clans))) and corrupt (((trade federations))) that had preyed on entire planets, like his own homeworld of Naboo, with next to no resistance from the Republic that came before him
>Transforms Coruscant from a wartorn planet with a visible crime and drug epidemic into the secure heart of the Imperial galaxy
>Restores order to the galaxy/makes the galaxy great again
>Promotes a largely non-dogmatic view of the force, instead of the psychologically oppressive and aggressively closed-minded view of the Jedi
>Promotes the ideas of love and family (supporting Anakin and Padme’s right to be together, to have children) over the Jedi doctrines of total chastity and emotional repression
>Raises and acts as a father figure to a deeply troubled young Jedi for many years, only for said Jedi to be ambushed, horrifically burned, and forever maimed at the hands of a Jedi master for the apparent crime of being an apostate to the Jedi Order
>Eventually assassinated in a plot by fugitive Jedi masters, and the galaxy is once again plunged right back into the darkness and unforgiving chaos that he’d spent his life and rule keeping at bay

Yup. A leaf is telling you how shitty Rogue One is compared to the 3 shittiest movies in the franchise.

Shill more for Rogue One - The daddy issues story

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the worst part was when Vader made a pun.

Ditto.

The battle at the end was fucking beautiful. Darth Vader was awesome. And that k2 droid was great.

Vader makes a pun in almost every movie and show in Starwars

true. the stance and force choke pun was pretty bad.

the last section after Leia made up for it though.