Kek strikes again

I...offer...sacrifice
>LAAAST CHRISTMAS

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Checked!!!!!!

WITNESSED

>Those digits

dank

Am i the only one who enjoys listening to WHAM?

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I unironically love Careless Whisper

Here CUMS Santa Claus, here CUMS Santa Claus, right down slutty girl lane! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is your daddy not giving you enough cummies?! Hold up, ho! It's cummy SEASON! Push that daddy to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a NEW father in YOUR CHIMNEY!! Father CHRISTMAS, the KING of cummies! That's right, he's been making little girls squishy for 6⃣ CENTURIES. Don't mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the NAUGHTIESTgirls squishy! So send this to all the nastiest girls you know and shareThoseCummiesGet 0⃣ back and you're a basic coal-slinging bitch. Get 5⃣ back and you get eaten like cookiesand slurped like milk! Get 1⃣0⃣ back and Santa's big COCK will grow⏫⏫ 3⃣ sizes inside of you! Get 1⃣5⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get yummy nummy squishy cummies until next ⏩Christmas!

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Sorry this is a diva board.
And the goat Christmas song is Mariah Carreys.

Checkem

>merry scriptmas

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Faggots: Is this worse than Pulse?

Necessary sacrifice for Trump's power to grow.

Careful or you might meme her dead

Oh fug

oh hanukkah,
oh hanukkah

All i want for Christmas is a Sup Forumsbf to be honest..

How dark are you?

Everything she wants is my favorite.

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Light skinned. (Which just means light brown) getting laid isn't the issue. Its finding a non rabid Lefty gay or bi guy.

I like "Faith"

Also, WITNESSED

No, I like the song "Nothing looks the same in the Light".

>id says nothing
>defiling Kek's name
>newfag Sup Forumstards fell for it

Scripter gtfo

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>gets by script
>checks it

Check out these retards

Once bitten, twice shy...

May he find glory holes or whatever he was doing in that bathroom in the next life

Whoa meme magic is real.

>Gay

Out out out

I figured as much. Go back to your man cave user

>Puerto "ayo wat up Jacob's dad, don' worry, imma suck his dick good tonit" Rico


>wants white redpilled Sup Forumsuscular man "desu"

O-one less degenerate, a-am I right guys?

wow... i didn't realize he actually died.

>getting laid isn't the problem
Post pics
>non-rabid lefty gay or bi guy
I think you'd probably have better luck "turning" someone, not that I endorse that. Here's a board (albeit probably dead, I haven't checked)
bit dot ly/2i8UiNv
Obligatory evangelism:
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bit dot ly/2hlVtbi
Either way, good luck, bareback wetback.

>projecting this hard

My father has been singing this song wrong every day all December, at least three times daily - had to explain that he may have meme'd the guy to his grave irl.

>mfw he keked

Praise KEK

Was he against us, Sup Forums. Did he deserve this?

>Some fag died

Am I suppose to be sad?

>tfw this motivates me at work

lmao triple 7s too. fuckin a