Could i pass as a local in your country, Sup Forums?

Could i pass as a local in your country, Sup Forums?

Maybe if you lost a little weight and shaved that mustache, yes.

Yeah, you look like my local mall cop

>shave uni-brow

>shave mustache

>kill yourself

then you're good to go.

Could I pass as a local in your country, slovania?

I kid you not but I went to college with a guy that was your clone.

Definitely. Welcome to America.

Yeah

R A R E F L A G

Yes, if you speak the language correctly.

Could i?

Wear a hunting cap too. Fortuna will spin in your favor then.

You appear to be short, fat, and also balding.

You look like a stupid faggot

>R A R E F L A G
holla reddit

what about now?

based

Yes
Yes
No, too much meme hairstyle, and you look kinda exotic, meaning not white, not mestizo, not Asian

>not white, not mestizo, not Asian

so, is that guy African, you dumb fucking spic?

Not even close unless Western Sydney

With your look, the right attire, you could pass for a local from Portugal to the Caucusus, and from Finland to Sicily. You've one of those faces.

No, he looks like a gypsy, which is not a common look here. People here either have noticeable native American features, or are fully white, or fully East Asian.

A gypsy/caucasus looking guy is rare.

You look good, no homo. Yeah, you'd pass for sure. Any plans to move?

>he looks like a gypsy

you have no fucking clue what gypsies look like

Shave the unibrow and you'll pass as a mexican

I guess you could pass. A lot of people here have mostly blonde hair/eyes, but you could pass with a beard/no moustache

Nah, i love my country, the only country that i would move if i have to is unirnoically USA, but the places i enjoy there are full of niggers and spics, or at leasts thats what Sup Forums told me(LA, Chicago, Boston)

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Well, whatever it is, it looks exotic.

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No Mexicans are more tan.

That's hard to hear. You could always go to I don't know, maybe Seattle?

Maybe if you got rid of your Pedro mustache

youre the most italian dude ive ever seen. mamma mia

>Seattle

isnt that a SJW/hipster infested homebase?


its a meme stache, i was shaving when i took that pic iirc, i dont actually rock a spic stache all the time

There are no "locals" to my country

Why Mexicans look like Italians mixed with Poles?

Fat + hairy

Yes, but people would think you're Amerindian.

Yup, I forgot. Concord, NH is 90% white, and New Hampshire is quite comfy.

Why the fuck would they think that, he looks like he's Portuguese.

where do they pay good money to chefs senpai

Most Amerindians go for the fat and mustachioed look. It's my first impression, I don't know any Portuguese people.

very much so, yes.

>all these americans responding like not everything remotely pale passes as local in the US

Nobody would assume you're not a local just from looks around here. You don't have a slav head or anything like that.

Quite a few people of Hungarian, Romanian, and Serbian ancestry in Wisconsin. No one would notice you here.

Las Vegas, you should have said something sooner.

natives don't naturally have facial hair- it is as opposite of a native look as possible. You'd have to be well over 50% european or some other foreign element to have that look- like mexicans.

Yep, you'd be the tortilla boy

Yes, do you need a job?

This isn't India, we don't have any local shitstains.

As a Mexican, yes.

Weren't you just on Sup Forums fuckhead?

i fucking hate all of those, aside for Hungarians tho

i think Chicaho is full of Bulgarians anyway, if i have to move in USA


>mexican

woah rude?

what are you a fucking cop

Do you actually thing thats me?Judt neme with me senpai

Am I white threads r against the rules

Indeed. Too many americans here....they would be spamming those types of threads.

> Burger
Telling someone to lose weight.

>Am I white threads r against the rules

how is that "am i white" thread, breh

also, different posters

Keep believing everything you read on Sup Forums, don't come and witness it for yourself.

All those little shart in mart threads that show the massively fat people shitting their pants, I haven't ever seen anyone remotely close to that size, and I have been living in USA for 13 years.

>and I have been living in USA for 13 years.

you have to be 18+ to post on this board senpai

HTC >>>>>SAMSHIT>>>iFag

Could i pass as a local in your country, Sup Forums?

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GREAT post, Paco

Yes.

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Yeah in isle Vista hanging out the side of a black bmw maybe.

Feels good to be a 9.5/10 white male

stay mad beta cucks

Are you a boy or a girl?

do you get your syntrol with a discount from the beheading cartels, senpai?

Gay/10

Yes because there are hundreds of Bulgarian immigrant families in my area. We have a "Little Bulgaria."

Elliot Rodger?

Move to Texas, put a law mower in front of you. You'll fit right in Jorge.

Where that senpai, Chicago?I've always searched for Bulgarian places like "little china/polan/italy/etc" in usa, but never found one

My friends would probably think you're my brother or cousin, to be honest.

no

you might be able to pass as my local fuckboi

the camera quality reminds me of the camera your typical syrian rebel would have

post pic senpai

you can't show your face and say niggers and spics.

>See pic in catalog
>"Hm would he be a Colombian or a Venezuelan perhaps"
>Bulgaria.jpg
>Wat

i will move too. probably NYC

I've been living in a cave for 30 years. I've never seen a fat person either.

Sure, you look like just about everyone on the local sex offender registry, why not?

your face looks really long user, was your father a horse?

Could I pass as a local in your country?

Not so fast argentina

>this flag

what the fuck did he mean by that?

it means you can't show your face and say niggers and spics. you're supposed to be racist secretly/anonymously

not a chance

bit fucking rude dude???

only im america senpai, everyone is openly racist here

>openly
you mean anonymously.

Yes 100%

Yes, Tucson is filled with background people like you.

You'd pass as an immigrant.

absolutely

come drink with me bulgar and lets remove kebab together

Karaszkun is that you?

Can't be any worse than the niggers and ragheads. But shave the damn pedo-stache.

could pass as a sissy fuccboi

A little late, but put 2 and 2 together. I'm an immigrant from the Czech Republic.

Damn, you look more Mexican than the Mexicans themselves.

no