Some catholic priests are pedos

>Some catholic priests are pedos.
>Pope literally kisses baby Jesus on the groin.

You Catholics are literally following a satanist pedo fuck. What do you have to say for yourselves?
youtube.com/watch?v=qN5_dakqZe8

The Christian church is the only way to go.

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Proud Lutheran here.

But would wage war against Muslims with Catholics any day.

I can agree to that.
But the pope and higher ups in the Vatican must go.

>The Christian church is the only way to go

I thought Catholicism was a subset/denomination of Christianity?

Can someone explain this to me? I am confused.

The Catholic church = the Christian church

Pedophiles and homosexuals should not be allowed to become priests though

>Be non denominational like me

you are correct

It is. user is a gdnd
>A goddamn non denominational

Catholics worship Saturn and Mary and not Christ or Yehova.

The Pope is declared God on earth when that is direct blasphemy.

It's basically a pagan hand-me-down religion with worshipping foreign idols and the Pope's hat is a replica of Dagon's fish hat.

WARNING: Orthoshills incoming

That's its thigh you fucking moron

What does non-denominational even mean? Protestant?

The worst kind of Christian
> No tradition
>No saints
>No respect for the Holy Virgin.

See

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nondenominational_Christianity

Worse

>inb4 come home east brother xD we so bearded and exotic

And isn't it funny that you'll find most exorcisms happen within Catholicism?

I'm a Lutheran and I've always been untouched by demons and possession.

t. murrican theologian

Proud Catholic here.
The feeling is mutual. Unity in christendom agains the muslim hordes!

What I say is true though.

Why get so offended?

Because most possesed catholics behave like regular lutherans and other schismatics, that's why

The Jews infiltrated the papacy centuries ago

the pope is a wizard, he doesn't care about superficial shit like physical desires, sex, greed or power he's a man of god

it's just your thoughts which are in the gutter

also this desu

Quit it

So a bunch of NEETs get together in a basement or something and call it a church?

You need authority to do an exorcism. What authority does Lutheranism have?

White cock is king, even pope knows it- praise kek and all knowing NSA

The thing is-

I never hear of lutherans needing exorcisms.

Well every church I have been to is the exact opposite.
>Strong tradition
>Much respect for holy virgin

We don't follow a fucking boy fucking closet satanist chain of command and read straight from the bible ourselves.

That's like basically the US government in the church world.

So what is your defense of your holy pope? It's ok to fuck boys because he is the pope?

Not within necessarily, it would make sense as well that the only church founded by the rock that is Peter would be the only ones who know how to banish demons like Christ did

And does that make this very thread a non-denominational church?

Just tell me where does it say in catholic doctrine that the Pope is God on Earth

No he isn't as a lifetime Roman Catholic I can tell you what you say is totally absurd. Never have I once been taught to pray to the pope or consider anything but the high priest of the Catholic church. This nigga is just the head rabbi and religious doctrine authoritarian, leader etc...

Catholicism is original the rest are fanfics.

Hallelujah

I've never heard of Lutherans being devout enough to believe in possession

Then why are there Lutheran exorcists?

patheos.com/blogs/geneveith/2016/05/a-lutheran-exorcist/

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(((Lutheran exorcists)))

Damn bro, nice digits

but WHY does he kiss the doodle? what for? is there some kinda symbolism behind kissing baby doodles?

Who does your bidding leaf?

The very existence of the Catholic Church undermines Scripture.
They worship a man. The Apostles told those that kneeled before them to STAND, because they were just men. Only Christ is worthy of worship. The also spoke of CHURCHES not a universal (catholic) Church.
Catholicism is a cult that worships idols and men, under the guise of Christianity.

>Obviously fake quote
>This is what protties actually believe

I'd be surprised if a Lutheran could do a successful exorcism desu

WHITE COCK

>Prods don't know what doctrine means
Shocking

You have absolutley no clue what you're talking about.
t. Catholic

All the nations of the earth submit to the leaf

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biblelight.net/claims.htm

This pope seriously needs to go. WTF Catholic bros, explain this!

Are you sure?

Says Sup Forums to Sup Forums

Catholicism is the religion funded by Our Lourd Jesus Christ. Everything else is heresy.

scripture is not an authority and scripture does not state that scripture is an authortity over the body of the Church,

Are you really really sure?

>biblelight.net/claims.htm
>Obvious prottie propaganda website

Try a little harder, heretic.

This. But Traditional Catholicism.

It's right in front of you but you won't accept it.

protestants are literal retards and think Catholicism, the first church of all, is somehow not christian.

tl;dr all denominations are heretics, even the catholic church because there will always be someone to call the other a heretic. I recommend finding a non-abrahamic religion that isn't rigged from its core to create conflict over heresy.

Saturn worship

>scripture is not an authority

But a cone headed pedo is.

This is now a based Lutheran thread.

Check it out:

w2.vatican.va/content/vatican/en.html

Kek wills it- just don't be a fag, Jew, an atheist, or worship Satan and you'll be "okay"'

Gnostic heretic here and hell, I would join you both against the paynim hoards. No time for theological divides right now, we're all fighting for our existance

>Martin Luther's coat of arms

True?!

Nobody i know follows him, hc catholics im talking about. He betrayed us when he decided to become "cool".

>I thought Catholicism was a subset/denomination of Christianity?
It is. Some dumbfucks claim that Catholicism is not a type of Christianity. They're wrong. People say the same thing about Mormonism and Jehovah's Witnessism.

Interesting

Google it

At least Catholic clergy can afford hats

You mean this?

>Some dumbfucks claim that Catholicism is not a type of Christianity.
Catholicism is the only Christianity the rest are Islam tier.

Did it- hard to refrain from some reflexes

It's cucked

>expression of his theology and faith

No doubt about it, he was a fervent satanist pig

>w2.vatican.va/content/vatican/en.html
WTF is a holy see

>My cult of cuckery is better than your cult of cuckery!!!

>turn the other cheek
>sell all your possessions and give the money to strangers
>pay your taxes and obey the laws like a good goy
Christianity is a cuck fetish turned religion.

He was against the Catholic Church for not obeying the orders of Christ. Pope Leo and his bishops and his monks would rape children every single day in the church, while adorning themselves in gold and silver necklaces and clothing and soaking up all the donation money.

all religion is pretty much

The pope will lead the next glorious crusade against the infidel. Deus Vu-

Do you not remember that these guys for a sense of fashion took up these kind of garments that with their religious significance aside the early church you could appropriated them in the usage of Christ worship? Like come on pull your protestant non sacraments following heads out of your ass for 2 seconds and study the history and surrounding influences of the first and original Church... Also happy second birthday of Jesus our Lord and Savior. Amen

Do most here identify as Christian?

maybe they were doing a science experiment to see if God really cares

Get out this thread you fucking Jews

What about the seal of Saturn on the Pope's hat?

>if you don't suck baby dick you won't go to Heaven

Even if I claimed to be anything else- Catholicism/Greek orthodox has marked me

He was against the Catholic Church because the germanic princes told him to be and supported him

>says all religion is cucked
>what is a holy see

Kek, the experts have spoken it seems :^)

Religion=let the men talk

>cult of cuckery

Germany scolding ANYONE about cuckery....

WEW

orthocuckery is schism and heresy

I have no clue what youre talking about

That's what Jews do. Metzitza B'peh or something

>A religion which rewards charity, temperament, and social order is bad
>A religion which would promote selfishness, anger, and social disorder would be good
Fucking Krauts

Witness me