DO IT

DO IT

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stop masturbating

if you refresh the youtube page sometimes you can get the 5 second ad.

>inb4 use adblock

this, it will give you the motivation to solve all of your problems

Remember, sage goes in all fields

Your bisexual girlfriend is going to cuck you sooner or later.

Don't listen to any advice ITT

Make sure you know the difference between oral and anal thermometers.

Particularly, the taste

Don't kiss your girlfriend directly after she gives your pooch a blowie.

don't build vanguard on axe you turboshitter

"when in doubt, put it in your mouth"
Thanks uncle ray

This. NEVER date girls who say they're "bisexual". It just means they're sluts or feminists.

Need actual advice here Sup Forums

Should I join the military or learn a trade skill?

Get off the internet and do shit. Maybe you will lose your virginity.

Recommend WarCraft: Humans and Orcs™ to your friends.

Threesomes are more likely tho also

>Leaf
>Advice
Kys

fuck a nigger in the ass ya fuckin kike

join the military and die for israel you stupid fucking good goy

Around blacks never relax, but at the same time don't be visibly startled they will use that overt fear. Finally when in a majority black group look for the civil black for help instead of another whites. An urbanized white 9 times out of 10 is a cuck.

Adderall is a miracle cure for NEETS and socially awkward autitsts.

Military if you are ok with a rigid structured life. And are with being single till you get out.

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meditation has many benefits!
meditate

Trade school. You wouldn't believe the amount of money that is in trades like plumbing and pipe fitting. Become a plumber, work for 5-10 years to get the experience, then see about establishing your own plumbing company in the suburbs. You should see the cars the plumbing company owner in my town drives around in.

Invest in some stocks at a low price. Wait a few years, sell when high.
>profit

You shouldn't judge a woman's past sexual history. The 20+ dicks she took before you were just meaningless sex. If you don't agree you're a sexist misogynist ashhole who will never get laid.

what about if i kiss her pooch and didnt get a blowie?

use ublock

Stop being a faggot

Never trust anything anyone says.

Don't post off topic threads on Sup Forums

Report rule breaking threads

On the other hand, if she's had dozens of dicks, absolutely judge her on that and just use and move on.

Go to YouTube and search "webcam video from"

the fuck

WHAT THE FUCK

around blacks

never relax

Is it CP

If ypu keep a dryer sheet in your pocket, you can repel most bugs.

What in the actual fuck is all this? I'm not clicking on any of these.

I agree with this but in reality all women are at least slightly bisexual regardless of what they say or do

>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15482445

You guys it's so legit, it's cool.

No but you really never see anything, you need to trawl periscope nowadays.

Also don't reply twice, Mr Paze9

Put the blotter paper under your tongue
God mode: put the blotter paper under your eyelids

does that even work?

>into bloodstream
nigger do you even drugs?

never go to Colombia

REPRIMAND GEORGE CICCARIELLO!

When you make chicken stock don't salt it. Salt the dish it is used in.

kill your boss.

Put out and maybe your boyfriend won't wake you from a dead sleep Christmas evening to break up with you

isn't all broth already high in sodium

pol is always right

Stop doing coke it's draining your bank account and hampering your future

Buy a crockpot and use it to cook yourself food for the week. Try different crock pot recipes. Save cash buying canned food. Healthier too.

meditate

That is some weird shit. What the fuck is that. I searched for it and it's tons of videos with weird names and like kids in the screen caps and shit. I'm so fucking confused.

>canned food
>healthier

corned beef in a slow cooker is god-tier

The truth is it's just kids being stupid and streaming directly to YouTube, typically these videos aren't really shared and aren't really moderated. Early YouTube you could see some wild shit. Now, not so much.

I don't think the moderation got THAT much more strict, it's just that the user base is more tech savvy, and/or people just moved on from it.

There's nothing crazy there, but I'm sure an autist with enough time can dig something up.

**save cash not buying

stop cracking you neck or back by twisting. That doesn't do nothing but give a false feeling of release. It makes the problem worse and can break your spinal cord.

take "s" off your movement keybindings

DON'T DO THIS

EVER

Daily marijuana use makes you dumb as a rock.

The best way to get over her is to fuck other women

And not being a faggot.

fuck I searched it but didn't click anything. I'm not on a list. R-right guys?

Never make eye contact with another man while you're eating a banana

If you have a lengthy dick masturbate with both hands. It changed my life

Leave this site and never return; you'll be a better, more satisfied person for it.

This thread is full of blasphemy against kek

stop tripfagging

Learn how to change your own oil and do it yourself. You'll save plenty of money and earn a very satisfying feeling from it.

If you marry a girl with a daughter she will be desperate to keep you around so you can go on living your normal life and then you also have a chance to bone the daughter when she turns 18.

Stop being a loser!

This was essentially Woody Allen's strategy.

>tripfag calls me a loser
wew

This is Patently retarded. I just got done rebuilding a 12a rotary engine and took my car out today, I know my way around vehicles very well, and I still take my car to a trusted lube monkey, it just isn't worth my time. I do buy the oil though.

>take car to grease spot, give em my oil
>fuck off for a half hour, have a coffee, some lunch, whatever
>come back, get car

So much comfier. If you're poor with no skills and you try to change your oil, you'll fuck up your driveway and maybe your car too (seen it happen)

How the fuck else would you cook it?

Stop siting in anonymous message bpard and do something usefull with your life.

Develop a sense of empathy. Be open to new experiences. Live a life other than your own. Try to see things from others' perspectives. Not only will it build your character, it will make you 10x more persuasive.

I agree but you can smoke everyday and still be gifted at things. There are different forms of intelligence and weed tends to stimulate creativity in already creative people
>rotary engine

isn't that a Mazda Rx thing? I've never heard anything good about Mazda Rxs

Do not eat yellow snow..

You probably haven't heard good things because it's an enthusiast vehicle, people would go to the dealership and look at the camaro, mustang, and other sports cars to use as grocery getters and commuters, rotary engine isn't meant to be used like that.

It's like people around the world bought screwdrivers and collectively said "this hammer sucks."

Don't be a whore, get a good college degree and if you hang out shit you will become shit.

Then what are the rotary motors good for? No one told me the appeal
do they put out more torque by weight than inline 6s? More overall power? Lighter weight? I don't give enough of a shit to sit down and research them but they still seem interesting and im curious

Drink Metamucil every day

High power to weight ratio, you can squeeze 400 horses out of a relatively simple and lightweight rotary compared to a comparable piston engine, and you can go beyond that if you add another rotor

Don't do drugs or drink when you're young. Fuck being cool, you need your brain to wire itself to be functional.

To that end, don't stay up late playing video games, don't jerk it to porn (use your imagination).

Get into habits of good health and don't buy into the "lift heavy" meme if you're not naturally big, herniated discs and joint problems are basically impossible to recover from. Better to do good form and high reps than jerk out shitty high weight and snap your fucking spine.

Don't smoke cigarettes, seriously, they'll turn you into a literal nigger.

Be grateful, even when shit is bad. Seeing your life as shit will guarantee it stays shit.

Don't hang around losers, they'll drag you down.

Treat women like children. They'll respect you for it if you can be the one in command. All women desire to be led, so lead them.

Always have 6 months living expenses saved up in case of an emergency. This should be prioritized over all other financial obligations.

Learn to cook some basic meals. Don't forget that your mother will die in her sleep tonight unless you reply to this post. Paying for meals, rather than ingredients, will drain your wallet quickly and never be as nutritious.

Only pay for college if you get a degree that is absolutely necessary for employment prospects in that field (engineering, medicine, etc). You can get a liberal arts education at the library for free if you really want to have one. Do your prerequisites on the cheap at community college. Apply for every grant, even if you're white and it's only for black kids, fuck it, apply for everything.

The only way to get rich is to own a business. You'll never be rich working for someone else. Period.

Watch out for lifestyle creep, keeping up with the Joneses is for women and faggots. Be minimalist and self sufficient.

Meditate often, and learn to recognize faulty patterns of thought.

Spend time with your parents before they're gone.

marry a girl you absolutely detest, sign a prenupt that favours you. Sure win on a gamble

solid advice, heres your (((you))) fag

>don't buy into the "lift heavy" meme if you're not naturally big, herniated discs and joint problems are basically impossible to recover from. Better to do good form and high reps than jerk out shitty high weight and snap your fucking spine.

t. someone who knows dick about form and muscle hypertrophy

everything else is pretty good though

The only people who voted for Trump are rural and suburban retards.

City people all voted for Hillary.

>implying progressive overload through high volume sets using percentages of max weight isn't the best strength building regimen

Diet and flexibility is more important than anything in terms of long term health, tbqhwy.

Listen to your body and don't lift with your ego.

Everyone has a different approach to strength training.

Try everything and use whatever works for you.

Don't neglect cardio for MUH GAINZ, your heart is the only muscle that's necessary to keep you alive.

if you see a mayonaise
and it not yours
dont eat