Give me a logical reason why I should strive to marry a real woman when I can just buy this ($117 on Amazon) and a...

Give me a logical reason why I should strive to marry a real woman when I can just buy this ($117 on Amazon) and a Google Cardboard ($15) and fuck it to VR videos on PornHub (free).

Protip: You can't.

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No, You can't.

Because the best parts of a relationship with a woman that you love don't involve sex.

well all we have to assess if your genes are worth passing on is your shitpost, so logically I conclude you should go fuck yourself

a women cleans herself after you cum (some don't)

Watch a few too many Lifetime movies this holiday season, user?

>the best parts of a relationship with a woman that you love don't involve sex.

Nice proxy

>$117 on Amazon
I call horseshit

DELET

I didn't know amazon sold artificial wombs

>Implying it's even a good replacement
God, Just fucking Fuck someone already it really isn't that hard lower your standards to people that would actually accept your Dick Cheese smelling, Hawaii dad shirt wearing ass

>$117
gimme a link

The phthalate free advertisement from the reseller is guaranteed to be a lie at that price and it's going to give you cancer.

because your mom will find out when she goes through your closet

They do. They also sell this.

amazon.com/Y-Not-Silicone-Masturbator-Realistic-Breast/dp/B0186YNZS0/ref=sr_1_6_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1482740291&sr=1-6&keywords=sex+doll&refinements=p_36:1253521011&th=1

at best these are kikes

>OP is fat, ugly and permavirgin
>OP thinks he could get a real woman

Isn't that only a problem if you ingest it?
>implying I wouldn't lick the thing

amazon.com/Y-Not-Silicone-Masturbator-Realistic-Breast/dp/B0186YNZS0?th=1

Found it

I will cut off and ship them my own dick if it is that price and nothing is wrong with it

MUH LUV!

False dilemma fallacy. Your post goes directly into the trash and does not collect 200$.

GAY

>being this low-test

ty burger

Because you can attempt to make something that can turn the more useless members of society into lolis for you to use, satisfying both you and many others and earning you tons of money.

kek
There's NOTHING wrong with this.
Well, he did say "strive" to. Most guys probably could get laid but they have to work for it.

>all this western made garbage
Come on boy. Get some standards

If this is a replacement for a female human being for you, then you are a severely, severely mentally deficient and damaged individual. No judgement implied, but that really is the bottom line. Enjoy yourself in any case.

have fun with all the junk mail you're gonna get after buying that

Roastie detected.

Whether something is gay or not is dependent upon reproduction not aesthetic values.

but you'll never know what being loved and cared for feels like

>assuming there are still affectionate women in the world

>female
>human being

Seriously though, it is a bit messed up when one thinks he can replace his need for real relationship and love with sex toys. Women don't think they've replaced men when they use sex toys.

If you really didn't care about IRL sex, you wouldn't be fapping to porn of real sex by simulating real sex with a giant creepy silicone mannequin made to look (vaguely) like a real torso.

You're taking your failure and inadequacy and trying to trick yourself into believing they're actually just signs of your superior intelligence.

You would have to clean that after you use it you know. Have fun scrubbing your cum out of it when you're not horny and feeling lonely and pathetic.

Do what you want.

Should I save up $700 and buy a real waifu instead?

amazon.com/LIVEBOX-Silicone-Temptation-Channels-Realistic/dp/B01NBHYJ18

>assuming there are still affectionate women in the world
Enough with your silly hypotheticals already. Sup Forums is for serious discussions.

>men who bought this on amazon.com also bought a rope and a stool.

Not that you'd have ever found out for yourself, but silicone and the real thing aren't really all that similar.

It absorbs through other means as well. I would guess the absorption thing is a bigger problem for the tissues inside a vagina or rectum. That said even if your dick is impervious you still shouldn't be breathing the fumes from such a thing. If you're interested in getting the equivalent of a masters degree on the subject or just want a quick and dirty list of materials and brands known to be safe there's plenty of info to be found in the relevant communities. I should mention I've never looked for info on male oriented products so don't know how much you'll find there. Dildos and vibrators on the other hand I know are thoroughly covered.

kek
But if you won't know the difference, what does it matter? Maybe it's contact with real skin that is weird and wrong.

patrician choice

ROASTIES GET OUT OF OUR THREAD REEEEE

Thanks for the thoughtful response though.

Oh and I forgot to mention some sites are generally not considered trustworthy such as amazon sadly. You would be running the risk of getting a counterfeit.

>/pol is for serious discussions
topkek

Does that... have an asshole? I need to know for reasons

Again, just develop a way to turn people into lolis and either consensually make love to them or drag them away through some means.

Only dumb virgins would think that cuddling and having sex with a woman is anything like puting your dick in a piece of plastic

So why manufacture it in the shape of a human then? If it's silicone itself that turns you on all you should ever need is a fleshlight.

Can that armless and legless plastic thingy make you a sammich?

I think not.

Case rested.

no the asshole is sold separately

There are. They are very young though, in their teens. They haven't been ruined yet by abuse and shitty guys. I remember my first girlfriend. We were both 15. We lost our virginity to eachother. She loved me so much. You will never experience that though. You will be alone, and the best you'll get is a broken women who has been inhabited by many too many men to count.

This

Being in love with a woman and being loved back is the best feeling ever, this autistic contraption will never replace it

Wrong

>no mouth
>not cuddly and warm

user is right. You dont know what you are missing.

only virgins would think sex is anything better than hands-free masturbation.

>women making sandwiches
>2016

A real woman can serve as part of a two person machinegun or sniper team.

because if you die people will find it

because that piece of silicon will never love you and never give birth to children you degenerate fuck

In my experience, women are loose as fuck.

Minus the sounds/interactive experience, my left hand trumps any pussy. Unless the girls are way tighter in Hungary or something...

Kek confirms

Only a subhuman ape couldn't use his imagination to pretend he is with his loving waifu.
The dumb primal part of my brain still is attracted to female forms in the 3D world.
>implying modern women don't make you cook for them
>implying I mind doing that though heh

If this thing is an actual alternative in your mind I don't think the Fuhrer would want you to pass on your genes.

Get back in the oven.

>They haven't been ruined yet by abuse and shitty guys.
>all women are angels until HORRIBLE MEN ruin them

Okay, I'm starting to believe 30% of Sup Forums are women.

>I remember my first girlfriend. We were both 15. We lost our virginity to eachother. She loved me so much

Didn't love you enough to stay with you though? Weird, it's almost like love is a rationalization of hypergamy, and when a better mate is found, her "lack of love" or "dissatisfaction" will be explained away by just about anything.

>You will be alone

Being with a woman is being alone. They are never truly with you. They are only there because they see you as their best option, or their best option is currently unattainable.

tru wuv fags need to fucking check themselves into a mental hospital.

What is love though?
How do you know the cunt isn't lying to you all the time?

How do you know the cunt isn't going to turn around and stab you in the back?

How do you know the cunt isn't cheating?

How do you know the cunt isn't going to poison your food?


You can't fucking trust women. There is always an ulterior motive with them. You can never take anything they say at face value.

I would might buy a sex doll if I could convince my wifey to allow it into bed with us.

Another thing is how the hell do you clean it, most silicon sex toys are hair and dirt magnets.

Women are inferior in combat; you'd be better off being gay.

Look up hypergamy; she never has and never will love you.

She might truly belive she loves you, but in fact it is a rationalization of her base instincts.

chill the fuck out MGTOW, who hurt you user? She didnt leave me. She crashed her car and died. I have never really been okay since. I know she she would've spent the rest of her life with me. I felt that shit so hard man...

What do you bring to the table apart from a hole?

Consider what you expect from a guy and what you typically offer.

Because I know the woman I love and I trust her implicitly. I trust her based on a long personal history and a lot of time spent with her and talking to her. I trust her based on her personality and who I know she is. The meaning of a relationship is to be invested in someone. If you can't do that then I suggest you don't start relationships. There's no shame in that, just keep looking until you find the right one.

There is no logical reason to fuck women anyway, it's purely a primitive basal emotion. Even if it is for reproductive purposes, in which case you should just inject your ejaculated sperm in her vagina to avoid STDs. All life will eventually die anyways, so there is no logic to having sex at all. >tfw to intelligent to lose my virginity

Your ultimate fate will be eating puree through a tube in your throat and shitting/pissing into bags that have been attached to your body. Your consciousness will have been reduced to that of an infant, which has been buried alive in the body of its future self, waiting for the sweet release of death.

You can go to that fate with a life well-lived, or regrets of that which you never did. Your call. No one else can make that decision for you.

A lot of people resented a certain Virginia boy because he acted on a romance that was taboo. He saw humanity and beauty in another person, and that was more important to him than his reputation and what posterity might have thought about him breaking his promise to his dead wife.

When you find a woman who you see beauty in, act. It's better than thinking about the missed chance on your death bed.

G-guys. I think I found something wrong with this. That thing probably feels cold. I don't like touching cold things, it's not /comfy/.

And it's gonna make me think I'm fucking a dead body or something.

Maybe you could warm it up by putting it in warm water in the bathtub. Just like you can with a dead body.

>How do you know

Nigger you just do. Thats what love is. Youre so goddamn paranoid, literally just get laid

I'd pay ten times as much for one that shot jizz.

This

This poster is not male.

RIP. Internet hug

Good riddance white race

Jesus Christ, the only upside to reading this is knowing you will never have your genes passed on

> What is love though?
Not hurting each other.

Getting a little bored now that DIU ended, Kira?

>Because I know the woman I love and I trust her implicitly.

Then you don't know many women.

YOU ARE SO WISE user

If you are white I encourage you to breed, the news don't want you to breed

By your definition, you and I are extremely intimate, mister.

You didn't even buy me dinner first!

You're talking about him fucking a black slave, correct?

Everything I said is fact, moron. I have more intelligence than you could imagine.

Damn dude. Sorry to read that. That sucks.

Love

Second post best post

I guess it's technically true but what is the point of your life?

I feel sorry for you ameribro. I have a gf now and i took her virginity, i'm her first bf too. She loves me with all her heart. Even the thought of losing her drives me mad.

This guy just admitted he's shit at sex.

He did more than fuck her, presumably.
The relationship continued for decades iirc. Something like 7 kids.

He "gave her her time" in their later years, when she wanted to go live with her son (giving a slave their time was an informal way of setting them free. Virginia had a strict law about freed slaves needing to leave the state.)

This is the best I can do. Now show me your poo-poo.

Holy fucking kek
"I've seen some shit man"

>If this thing is an actual alternative in your mind I don't think the Fuhrer would want you to pass on your genes.
This is why we never meet up in real life.

stop it