HAPPENING ALERT

Campi Flegrei.

Europe's largest supervolcano located in Naples has become active again.

An eruption can effect over 500,000 people and the global climate.

forbes.com/sites/trevornace/2016/12/23/europes-most-dangerous-supervolcano-reawakening-time-christmas/#5fd9600453af

Just 8 hours ago. Eruption now likely.

jagsreport.com/2016/12/26/campi-flegrei-supervolcano-eruption-prediction-scientists.html

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Germany should welcome Naples refugees

KEK VULT

it'll be most italians and balkans if it pops off

I don't see what the problem, can't they just evacuate everyone?

The perfect close to the perfect year.

Fucking hopefully. Hot as fuck down here so some nice cloud cover will be mint lads, hoping it clamps more than half a million of you eurocucks though

Enjoy your death and destruction Europoors.

volcanos are actually good for the earth, they kill a bunch of shit but create new fertile soil after

evacuate all that?

I live right between the hague and amsterdam, will I be fine?

Literally nothing of value will be lost, this would be the best happening ever.

I live in Burgerland I'll be fine lol+

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BLOW YOUR LOAD MR.VOLCANO!

BLOW YOUR FUCKING LOAD

probably.

east Europe gonna get shrecked

>Campi Flegrei
Blow you're load Mr. Volcano

trips will make the volcano explode

if that goes, no more refugees. HADES IS PISSED AT YOU KEKS WORSHIPPING A KIKE ON A STICK

ERUPT ERUPT WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU ERUPT YET YOU CUNT

but then you get european refugees

fpbp

Please, come with many.

If digits were all dead by new year's.

The effects of the eruption affect the people in the area.

FFS when are you people gonna learn how to speak english.

Pompei 2.0. Naples anons, start thinking of creative poses.

If singles this'll Bring 200,000 refugees to America

PRAISE KEKE

For a moment i thought you said camp, and i thought you were saying a volcano was going to blow up a refugee camp.

As long as poland won't. Have some good friends living there.

mama mia it's a rainin meatballs

Lets see if this is go

Did you even read the fucking article

"However, an eruption could not happen for the next century, it's impossible to accurately model when these events will occur. "

Fuck off and suck a dick

Fill it with rapefugees

Blow your load, Mr. Volcano

it says the caldera is like 14 kilometers wide, if it all blows this will be global event. Might even split italy in half this time

Imagine if it blows up on NYE

Praise him

How big is this volcano, say, compared 2 Vesuvius?

Actually now that I see this map, please build wire fences around that area to fend off potential escapees

>terroni proceed to clash with the rapefugees and feed them to pigs while corrupting the government of the eternal kraut and establish a brown-ish state with less sharia and more mafia
>eventually, the supervolcanic winter climate will turn them white

PRAISE KEK

Did you?
>eruption could not happen
>impossible to accurately model when these events will occur

If repeatings it goes off on New Years day.

This

The volcano has been showing signs of possible eruption for years, it's just a bait click article.

Kek wills it

>You will live to see Europe turned into ashlands

If this post gets digits, the fireworks this year will be a tad more spectacular.

>Europe will become a desolate wasteland

are you unable to process these two concepts at once?

they'll all be dead from ash poisoning. Not even roaches survive.

If double doubles it erupts tomorrow unless Papa John's sells exactly 174,538 pepperoni pizzas.

have a roll, slowest of the pokes

praise kek

BLOW YOUR LOAD MR.VOLCANO

you mean nothing of value would be lost if the UK would be whiped out?

2016 has been the best year ever, but everything comes with a price

This catastrophic event it's the ultimate sacrifice to Kek

rollan for death, decay and more destruction

An eruption can effect over 500,000 people

Naples has 4 million inhabitants, dickface

Thabk you for the keke

lmao dumb brazilian lacks reading comprehension
how surprising

if only we could be so lucky

>naples
>people

quick, send in refugees to help stop it up.

>BLOW YOUR LOAD MR.VOLCANO!

Every fucking end of year, you faggots clamor about some doomsday scenario.

Every fucking end of year, NOTHING happens.

GET THE FUCK OUT.

b-but this is actually happening! could be happening in 20 years, in 100 years or tomorrow, you cant know.
this isnt some x-tier bullshit.

Before it does happen, governments will do something about it. This is just fear mongering.

thats the problem: even governments cant detect if a vulcano will go off. remember mount st helens?

Remember the prophecy

>it will happen when the weather cools

> vague lines that can be related to anything
> prophecy

>t.increasingly nervous volcano
we know whos behind your id, magmaguzzler.

Kek wills it

>slavs, gypos, greeks and turks

glorious

youtu.be/jjs08bYtHxg

I was there with my son.
We checked up the area, it is true this volcano is showing more activity than in the past. Made this short video there this year.

2017 BOYS!!!
WOOOOOOOO

Government wont do shit. I have seen the place a few years ago when our science teacher forced us to visit it. It is full of illegal houses all around.
Every year the scientists say "It is about to erupt, we need to do something about those illegal houses " and literally no one cares.

>letting his son inhale sulfur
parenting 101

Blow your load Mr. Volcano.
(If digits kek wills it)

Europe, sink into the sea

>Oh fuck oh fuck Mr. PResident the volcano will blow up!
>That really sounds like bad news....it is bad right?
>We´re all gonna DIEEEEE
>Well then what could be done?
>Dunno its a fucking volcano! Maybe nuke it?
>Okay, do we have nukes?
>Erm.... no we´re Italy sir.
>Well... I´ll go to an extended vacation to the other side of the planet, thankfully I´m corrupt enough so that I can pay for all of my shit.
Good luck to you.

Also: Praise KeK, best christmas ever.

Northern Italians confirmed Jews

Obama is using one of the DARPA weapons to cause the eruption and punish Italy for the way their election went.

we had no elections for more then 8 years lel

We seriously need someone to start killing politicians.

Nature is about to deport the gibmmigrants because the govt wouldn't do it.

you just detroyed the power of Double Doubles

>Government will do something

Are you retarded? Or just a new friend?

I can accept some ragazze

kek wills it

if double, it will erupt in this or next year
i'm southern btw

>South Italy is destroyed
>North Italy is weak

>Time for another war of Italy

Aliens will stop it just like they've stopped Yellowstone.

Dear volcano,
Do it, faggot. Bring a 5 year winter and make Europa pure under blankets of ash and snow.

You mean
>southern italy is destroyed
>northern italy becomes the most powerful country in europe

BLOW YOUR LOAD MR.VOLCANO!

kek wills it

link to the actual paper

nature.com/articles/ncomms13712

might be good 2bh, we Italians disagree on almost anything between ourselves but for one thing: the hatred for neapolitans, even the other terroni (filthy southerners) hate them

>>North Italy is weak
It is actually stronger than your country.

oh but i thought Yellowstone was on the verge of eruption,