Make fun of other countries is unusual ways: no 60%, no poo in loo, no emus, etc

Make fun of other countries is unusual ways: no 60%, no poo in loo, no emus, etc.

I'll start:
The national symbol of France is LITERALLY a cock.

>A FUCKING MEDKIT

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How dare you exclude these emu warriors.

Australia Jr.

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Focus son, you don't wanna lose the carp war too do you?

xD

I don't like Switzerland - it has produced nothing but theologians and waiters.
Oscar Wilde

fug off :DDD