Walking through the great Canadian wilderness

>walking through the great Canadian wilderness
>stumble upon this guy
>he asks "eh there bud, watcha be doin' out here buddy?"

How do you respond?

>Nothing.

Ask why there are roads in the alleged wilderness

Pointing my rifle at his dick
>Might ask the same. Now undress

Because Canada is not a libertarian country

Just givin'er bud. Can I bum a dart?

>hey i just spawned here as part of a canadian person's theoretical situation posted on an imageboard called Sup Forums

I would run, the last time I went into an Enchanted Canadian Forest I met this guy - and it didn't end well.

>Say all cool and calmly this here is my land
>cocks the hammer on my glock to make him get the picture
>That's right and I see you're not wearing body amour, unlucky champ
>see I've got my glock and the hammer is back and the clip is full of hollow shock bullets and the saftey is off
>that's bad news for you pal
>Now get off my land.

more realistic: walking through canuck wilderness, see this canuckian redneck, tells you to stop in ur tracks or she'll shoot

wat do

why would you even have that image saved on your computer my man

saved

More?

Glock has no hammer you faggot.

Ask him if he wants to go for a rip.

Playing Pokemongo, and you?

every day further from god's grace

Y-yea. My friend wants to see if there's more, I mean.

someone on Sup Forums posted it about a month ago. I don't have it saved but I just googled "naked lady crossbow"

Who is this semen demon?

Things like this are why God doesn't talk to us anymore.

Offer him one of your male Muslim slaves for intercourse, Canadians love those.

keked breddy hard idk why

autism.jpg

>approaching my camp without hailing
he gets a bullet

>bringing a crossbow to a gun fight

The rest of her looks like she's from the 11th century so I guess the crossbow fits though.

Says the no funz faggot.

>Australian gun knowledge.
>Surprisingly British gun knowledge, well done.

>her

>"eh there bud, watcha be doin' out here buddy?"
>How do you respond?
I am not your buddy, guy!

I'm not your guy, pal!

>Pointing my rifle at his dick
>Now undress

...

Rake his sorry ass

What?

Ask him if he wants to join the band.

THICC

I respond like a true Canuck, pic related.

Not sure if in being trolled but holy shit can you tell a bait when you see one?

Stay back, you fucking hoser! I'm half in the bag and not afraid to drop the gloves and jersey your Newfie looking ass, you maple-sucking puckslapping twonk.

You came to the wrong provincial park, motherfucker. You'll be turned into poutine toppings faster than Timmies can pass out the double doubles at lunch hour. FUCK THE HABS

>People are paying for this.

I'm not your pal, fwend!