On nofap

>on nofap
>almost a month
>don't have any sexual dreams either
>still cum in my sleep

Does this count as failure? Also, I dont want to keep cleaning up my jizz in the middle of the night while on nofap.

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Tie a rubber band around your balls

better yet, cut your balls off you faggot cuck

You do realize that is natural right? Your body constantly produces sperm. Some of it has to go now and again.

I'm high on life motherfucker. Fapfapfapfap

>no fap
>start having lewd dreams about my friend drugging and molesting me
>unable to see her without getting hard
Help me, Sup Forums

Nofap isn't the kicker, qutting porn is. Nofap is a good option for the hardcore degenerates who simply cannot stop wanking 2-3 times a day, but for people who aren't deep down that rabbit hole, quitting porn should be the primary objective. You can fap occasionally with no ill effect.

The trouble with porn is that it arouses you when you shouldn't naturally feel aroused. You're not fapping because you're naturally horny, you're fapping because you're making yourself horny with porn.

It's not really necessary. After a while your semen is absorbed into your bloodstream without needing to orgasm in your sleep.

Try to meditate 10 minutes a day and it's said you can control even your wet dreams.

nofap.com/forum/index.php?threads/this-is-how-to-stop-wet-dreams.54096/

>he took nofap seriously

It's real. My psyche before/after 2 weeks of no fap are really different

Drug yourself and wait for her to molest you

just fap then

Bone her gently?

Brothers, though there is virtue in the nofap movement, science tells us that emptying your ball bag once every three days prevents prostate cancer.

nhs.uk/news/2009/01January/Pages/Masturbationprostatecancer.aspx

Fap or have sex at least once every three days anons.

Not doing NoNap whilst doing NoFap

>insomnia master race

science is full of degenerates and kikes

...

Ideally Sup Forums should be getting laid regularly. Keeps things in top form and the more you do it the better it gets...

That wasn't a dream...

you are not doing it right, also try not wearing any underwear when you sleep(or get loose boxers). If you get morning wood tight underwear will likely have an effect of further stimulating your peen

I thought that your bank started printing notes with Somalis on them

Nice bait.

Not also doing nofap, nonap, and nocircumcision
>Restoring insomniac is the only race that can fight the jews on their level

Do you think this is an ok thread to make on Sup Forums, you fucking idiot?

What's NoFap?

I used to fap evert day
just like a drug my I developed a tolerance that took most of the pleasure out of it

No fap is the worst myth put on by these 'pill' retards. Normal ejaculation is important for prostate health.

G-lads, i'm not a jew and you seriously need to at least empty them occasionally as they will begin to at least ache in your youth and much worse besides later in life.

I've seen an article about smoking being good for testosterone level. Take your kikery somewhere else.

How do you jizz without a dream?

They empty in your sleep so what's the point?

But what if she gets pregnant?
Is this rape?

Just put some wipes on your bants, never think of that?

get your shit together fellow britbong

youtube.com/watch?v=SOXeTDjx8vg

no fap is hard, but the real problem is porn.

don't obsess over it OP. you're setting yourself up for failure.

in your bants

Kek agrees.

Given the benefits of nofap I'd rather have the prostate cancer. Nofap turns you into a real man again. Learn to transmute your sexual energy

Are you acoustic? It's always rape because nobody respects you.

>amazon.com/gp/aw/s/ref=is_s?k=Desensitizing

>not desensitizing your dick against the night time jew

you amerifats are retarded

Can I get a sauce for this artist?

If there is one

Or just use a prostate massager once a week...like me. Such intense orgasms my fucking goodness I sit there with my tongue hanging out in a blissful daze for like half an hour afterwards, and spend the rest of the week with an afterglow high. It's the ultimate red pill.

>they empty in your sleep

Only people with physiological issues jizz in their sleep user

I guess I am related to sound in a way, though I fail to see what that has to do with anything

No fap? What are you fucking retarded? We literally start fapping without anyone showing us how, it's a natural thing. Fapping to porn is the Jew trickery, not fapping in general.

>a glorified vibrator for you butthole

if you dont use it you lose it

its a cult

not every night obviously but most people if they don't fap for ages will have a wet dream

how do you fix those issues?

Not an argument.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Norway#Immigrants_and_Norwegian-born_to_immigrant_parents.2C_by_country_of_origin

30k compared to america's probably millions.

I jerk off maybe 6 times a day on average, sometimes more sometimes less. Never below 3 tho.

And have been doing like so since I was 10, now 23.

Couple of months back I tried doing nofap. Lasted two days, by balls got so big, started to hurt. So I decide to drop it and just jerk off. But when I came the sperm was like solid and greenish. Like it went bad from staying that long in the balls. And it didn't even fall out my dick but was just hanging there. Like a thick stream of greenish-white toothpaste coming out of my dick. It hurt like hell to, and then hurt even more the next time I had to piss.

Nofap is the devil, don't do it.

>went from beating off every day to maybe once or twice a week, only to clear the chamber and keep everything in working shape
>on third day or so since shooting the last load
>take a nap on grandmas couch
>wake up vaguely remembering some sexy dream
>my drawers are somewhat moist
>go to bathroom
>literal jizz chunks inside my boxers
>mfw

Wtf man after 3 days that shit shouldn't be happening

Komeshiro Kasu

>Fapping is degenerate
>Just stick something up your asshole instead.

that's fucking pathetic

sounds like fapping so often and for so long has done some damage

This. Fap once a week, no more than one fap per 4-5 days.

That makes absolutely no sense, women specialise in getting men in the mood. You would know that if you had ever actually been near one.

user no joke about this, you have a medical condition and should see the doctor ASAP.

>literally uses a vibrator
user, for fuck's sake...

You have a talent for writing disgusting fiction user

This desu senpai
You should stop while you still can.

How is this political/?

Trust me, laying off the porn makes you a lot better at reading women and noticing signals, which leads to better conversation and more success at socializing.

I have no physical evidence on this, only my personal experience.

Laying off the actual masturbation probably just restores your natural horniness levels which gives more motivation, but like I said, fucking with your arousal centers in the brain with porn probably does some real damage

newfag

>smoking being good for testosterone level

Is not?

livestrong.com/article/397590-yoga-for-prostate-enlargement/

no need to fap

Women. Not digital women on a computer screen being fucked by an ex-gay for pay actor

Either jerk off using your imagination or find a woman to jerk off into

Fortunatelly I can't imagine this

you know jews are behind the porn industry and use it as a weapon on the goyim?

porn and mindless masturbation is a form of degeneracy pushed by jews

Huh. Wow these are already like the only yoga poses I ever do. And I do kegels daily

Nofap 4 lyfe

>fap once every month, only to prevent wet dreams
>occasionally look up naked women when I feel like it
>stopped watching straight up porn, mostly just admire the beauty of the female form
>when I jack off I don't do it while hunched over infront of my PC, but rather in the bathroom for hygienes sake

I feel pretty good desu

Thanks russkie, even if you were a dick about it

It's called no fap not no cum you fuckwits

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