Holy shit I just got robbed, what the fuck should I do ? I was hanging out with some friends at a cafe near Berlin when I got separated from my buddies and decided to go home, suddenly 3-4 immigrants come jump on me and one of them pulls a fucking butterfly knife(they are illegal here) and tells me in broken english/german " Gib uns Geld oder wir fick dich deustcher", I then give him my wallet and runned as fast as I could and I couldn't even fucking fight them, they all seemed to have knifes. I am fucking terrified, should I call the police ?
Holy shit I just got robbed, what the fuck should I do...
Alexander Bell
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Adrian Richardson
God you nieder Deutsch are autistic as fuck
t. Austria
Hudson Gutierrez
>Berlin
>butterfly knife(they are illegal here)
>should I call the police ?
My fucking sides
Luis Long
STOP USING STALE PASTAS THAT'S WHAT YOU DO
Lucas Walker
Don't call the police, racist!
Also nice trips.
Also nice bait.
Also lol, cuck.
Kevin Bailey
deactivate credit cards, and anything and everything
sit there
cry
and go to police
Juan Campbell
>being scared of a guy wielding a knife
t. german cuck
Bentley Butler
stale copypasta
William Williams
no you racist
Tyler Brown
Warum trägst du kein messer? Ich habe immer ein 30cm Bundeswehr-Messer in der Jackentasche und eine Pistole im Auto
Was scherst du dich um Gesetze, du glaubst doch nicht wirklich, dass dich die Polizei beschützen wird kek
Heckler und Koch P30 +
Waffenschein
= ca. € 1600
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William Morales
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Evan Williams
call the police, but you're not going to get anywhere
immigrant crime will all be swept up in the numerous reports.
Charles Robinson
Tell the police and make sure they record that it were foreigners. Similar thing happened to me, your never gonna get your stuff back or any kind of compensation, though you will soon realise the learning experience was worth more.
Remember to get all your cards reported as stolen / deactivated ASAP.
You'll be more aware of this stuff from here on out. Make sure to tell friends and family about what / how it happened and mention that they were not Germans.
That phrasing "wir fick dich" is hilarious, youll laught about it in the future.
Sorry this happened to you man! You acted well though.
Aiden Lewis
We have this thread every week, please stop biting you newfags.
Charles Gray
Come back with 7 friends and hammers.
Tyler Lee
You're a fag
You could have kicked him in the balls and pretended you had a gun.
Joshua Taylor
call the brownshirts.
Isaiah Williams
You only have yourself to blame, if that was me I would unsheathe my blade and kill all 4 in a single swing.
Evan Bell
find them and handle them "death wish" style
Adrian Wood
>Berlin
You are the only one to blame for the robbery.
Julian Perez
No, you should kill yourself cuck. This is the future you asked for. This is the price you pay for the refugees, its only a shame they didnt actually rape your daughter.
Dylan Lee
>talking like getting a Waffenbesitzkarte (not Waffenschein) was shall issue in Germany and not tied to ridiculous prerequirements.
kek
Nathan Davis
grab a gun and genocide all the tanned germans Heinz, you know you want to
Hudson Baker
...
Owen Ross
nice pasta, du hurensohn
William Lewis
stale af.
Yet you got trips.
So lets all pretend it's not rigid fuck pasta.
Carson Ortiz
Get some friends and find the sand niggers.
The next part should just come naturally.
Samuel Butler
but at least I have a
It's a game, you fool, and this is my deck, I have two aces of spades:
kleiner wschein + wbesitzkarte
Look man, if they catch me, fine, the judge will probably sentence me to 1k in total, additional 2k for the lawyer, but that's it.
Nicholas Scott
>Kleiner Waffenschein
Kek, you know you can carry pepper spray without it, as long as you claim it's for use against "animals" only? It's just wasted money.
Robert Sullivan
>butterfly knife(they are illegal here)
Gabriel Ross
nice try hans