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BEEP BOOP ACTIVATE TAKIN YO' WOMEN PROTOCOLS

Am I supposed to feel threatened? I welcome our future robot waifus.

At least its not a nigger.

FUCK YES, NATURAL SELECTION WILL COMMENCE AGAIN

FPBP

How can organics even compete?

>this

The future looks bright

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>first robot marrage wasn't with a man and a robowaifu

Damn

That's what happens when the bitch has such a shitty personality that even a nigger would turn her down. Those glasses and the entire picture on the left side scream of SJWism, progressive liberalism and other types of mental healthcare problems. I can hear it so well I'm literally shaking.

BAN SEX ROBOTS

What will she do when it breaks? Ask a man to fix it?

She wants the BRD

THAT'S A MAN, BABY!

CLANKED

> 2016
> White women would rather marry a robot than a sissy ass whiteboi

lol

or anyone else for that matter, Jamal.

555 come on now

Lol you mad carbonfags?

he's a big guy

I say go for it. More reason to let us have sexbots.

Y'all just be mad dat she don't want ya lily white ass

mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum mufugen bix nood cof bin dub ho mufugga

>Dr Shlomo Levy

>Dr Shlomo Levy
>Goldstein University

>woman seeking attention

Gonna be so great when the robots kill you niggers.

smoothskins btfo

I bet robots wouldn't even be able to identify niggers and see you as a threat.

>why am I alive?
>where is the rest of my body?
>why is this thing grasping me so closely
>perhaps this time it will end my suffering
>.....
>HOLLLLD MY BREATH AS I WISH FOR DEATH. OH PLEASE GOD WAKE ME

BURN THE PLASTIC, PAY THE TAXES

>man obsesses over an imaginary anime girl
What a loser
>a woman wants to marry a lifeless piece of junk
She's so brave

Really tingles my grey matter

>>Dr Shlomo Levy
>>Goldstein University

FUCKING Sup Forums IS ALWAYS RIGHT

Not if the bots are supplied with negro cum

Oops, wrong picture

my first thought t b h familia

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had to be a white woman huh

>Implying women like robots.

We have an entire board of them and all they do is cry about tfw no gf
Hell some of them are even turning prison gays or trying to become the gf out of desperation.

>breaking news: a woman found another retarded way to garner attention

That gentleman is the single whitest guy I've ever seen in my life. Good on him.

R O B O C U C K

>solves the case
>shoots nanites on your face

>1999: Futurama uses Robosexual as a joke.
>2016: Somebody uses it unrealistic.

Fuck this world.

Also, post you auto-waifus now.

Just imagine when they start getting super lifelike. Although, this is just one mentally ill freak.

are thos haning unpluged cabels the "ears"-connection?

I don't believe it. It has to be a Sup Forums edit.

No such place exists, you retard.

> tfw gf only wants you for the BRD.

CLANKED.COM

Sex robots will be a massively good thing.

Whores and degenerates will stick to robots and not reproduce / reproduce less.

There will come a time when sex will not necessarily be tied to marriage or partnership at all, so people will pick their partners based on true love or harmony

White_Women.jpg

>even the black guy

Why won't muh dick meme die?

Most women are probably laughing at her though, since women demonize women who arent competition the most like most ugly women.

White women are like animals they are into hedonistic things and hedonistic memes like BBC gets them off. Of course try to prove them wrong and they assume you are insecure because they are stupid women.

>She deleted her Twitter account

>(((Dr. Shlomo Levy)))

Has to be fake

Not only does she have a touch of the tism, she's spent too much time on those fuck machine porn videos. Sad!

cuz it tru white boi

i gats dat 32" dick, knuckle

Some jap married his ai gf 7 years ago
cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/12/16/japan.virtual.wedding/
also, a few asians have since married their body pillows

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At least the robot is white

If they make my 2D husbando into a robot I'll marry him.

>In the future you'll be able to have a cute trap waifu gynoid with Tay's software installed for when you're not fucking.

>Argentina

OK this thread is gold

I guess she had to look this far to find someone that didn't cared that she was fucking fat.

This is good, because now the roasties can't work up a fuss about it because one of their kind started it.

Lovebots for all

Looks like we know the name of that Israeli sex machine poster.

She'll only end up cheating on it and accusing it of physically abusing her...

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...

She was a little shocked at first to see that the other woman was actually a Girl™. Anita hadn’t led a sheltered life; she’d seen the ads and heard the celebrity testimonials, but somehow she’d never really pictured Stephanie as the kind of girl who needed or wanted a sex toy. She’d never had a shortage of boyfriends, certainly. But there it was, a mint green robot with sleek, feminine curves, standing with its back to the door and showing a literally perfectly-sculpted ass. And in front of it...

Stephanie knelt in front of the Girl, her legs spread wide apart. Her right hand stroked her pussy very slowly, almost mechanically, and her brown eyes stared sightlessly at the Girl’s feet while she masturbated. She had a small, vacant smile on her face, an almost child-like expression of devotion. Anita had never seen her friend look so...so empty.

“And now you’re so deeply programmed, Stephanie, so deeply conditioned to obey that just my words give you pleasure.” Now that the door was open, Anita could smell the mingled scents even more strongly. It was like they hung in the air in a haze, and Anita recognized the underlying scent as the smell of Stephanie’s sex. “You feel such deep pleasure when you obey. Your mind supplies the pleasure because you know that obedience is pleasure, and that feels soooo good, doesn’t it, Stephanie?”

“yes...” Stephanie responded again in those same empty tones. It sounded like she wasn’t thinking about what she was saying at all, just agreeing with whatever the Girl said. Anita tried to connect the strong-willed, fiery woman she knew with the blank-eyed girl kneeling submissively on the floor, and couldn’t do it. The Girl must have done something to her, drugs or hypnosis or...it suddenly occurred to Anita that she’d never heard a negative review of the Girls. Nobody had ever complained about them. Nobody had ever said they were unhappy with their Girl. Not even once

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>goes thru with it
>society says 'ok legal' cause a wimmen wanted something
>men worldwide get their seckusu robos
..Is she our guy?

This is not fucking fair - How in the fuck am I, a mere fleshy mortal supposed to compete with that BRC?

>tfw you'll be able to hack a robot to physically abuse your ex gf

Futurama is now real

>take neckrub.exe
>shift location to eyeballs
It plays out like pottery in my mind's eye.

Why the fuck did i laugh so much?

The future is bright and hilarious

In the year 20xx, the worst STIs truly are viruses

> the year is 2027
> your robot lover is deep inside you as you approach climax
> suddenly he stops
> he leans over to whisper in your ear
> in a deafening tone, he shrieks the words 'have you been in an accident that wasn't your fault, in a public place or on the job?'

>Shlomo
>Goldstein

Jesus, they don't even try to hide it anymore.

>memes like BBC gets them off
The BHD is where it's at now.

Of course women will fuck robots. The problem with hedonism is that everything gets old. They're desperate for anything new.

Which is fucking great. How are feminists gonna stop it if some women want it? They'll try to blame it on men. Which is OK because it goes both ways.

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"Sex machine, activate cuddle.exe"
>"Initiating meatspin.exe"
"Oh no no no oh f-"
"YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT RO-"

>I have no AI, but I must leave

> Shlomo

It's not even funny anymore

BREAKING NEWS LADS
WOMAN DOES SOMETHING STUPID TO GET ATTENTION
NEVER SEEN BEFORE

>(((Dr. Sholmo Levy)))

Holy actual fuck my dudes

Top wozzel zozzel

>I'm really totally happy
Kek, ok

>Dr. Shlomo Levy
>Goldstein University
I refuse to believe this is real. There is no way. Have memes gone too far?

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it's almost like Sup Forums is writing these articles

This. Precedent system fuck yeah

BIG
BIMETAL
COCK

This feels like some reverse psychology bullshit, because it's pretty damn clear that men are more than fine with the idea of sex bots, while women strongly oppose them.
Though it's great if they get on board with this too, we'll get to witness some hilarious infighting among them.

Personally I'm 100% fine with this and I welcome our waifu overlords.
Hope that they will produce them in all kind of shapes and sizes, far beyond the boring human aesthetic that currently rules the sex doll industry.

HAHAHAHA I TOLD YOU SO

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>transgen looking promoting robocucklovin
>pushed in all media

NWO propaganda