This guy comes up and slaps your gfs ass

what is your first reaction before you realize he is alpha and you submit like a little bitch you are

which gf?

Small price to pay for a gf

Nice gyno

I suspect you are this guy and you are trying to drum up attention.

sage, fag

Thank him for blessing my girlfriend with his alt-right hands

jokes on you, we dont have gfs asses

I would give him a high five and hope he would slap mine too

Prep him

shut up nick

I would love to raise Sam Hyde's child.

Sam is great but I could literally make him punch himself in the face with his own fists before moving on to the Chinois Nostril Weed Torture..

>blow a bunch of cocaine and fight til the death

I'll just relax and observe my tranny gf fuck his shit up. Should be funny :^)

Ewww why is this bottom feeding prolitaririat in my vicinity?!??

we both live in Glendale so this is a really dumb idea for sam hyde because I've lived here my whole life and he's a transplant. I also have an inch of height on sam hyde.

long story short sam hyde gets his ass beat chased out of town and greenlit if he ever comes back to a city he's already blacklisted from working in

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>guy who got cucked by tim "i"m a literal cuck" hiediecker
>alpha

Laugh as I watch her beat the literal shit out of him. And walk away cause I got no gf

>inch of height on Sam Hyde
are you 7 feet by any chance?
dubious
sam has a long history of subduing men much larger than him however rare they are regardless
your done kiddo
done

wonder why that queerbait bitchnigga didn't have more than 3000 copies of his book printed

bump

I ask him if this is part of his baby for hire skit.

I think that's a minor case of just man tits because he has no pecs there. Missing the gyno nipples.

Get his autograph, do a 360 and moonwalk away.

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>Epic Wife's Son Memes: The Show
fuck off

I'll ask him how World Peace is going.

I shook his hand in Providence RI in 2013

I was with my girlfriend and he didn't dare make a move

A true gentleman and scholar

Cry out, "How does he keep getting away with it??!!"

correct

no gyno here, just bodyfat and water

he is fat and small but with a big frame

Let him get away with it.

AGAIN!

>alpha
>has pudgy ass body with slightly muscular right arm
Alphas don't tug on their penis that much, bud.