Listen Guys I am due jail time ok It was me Being on my lady her Co-op Long story short ,
Im a bag packer an then this paki shouty lot come in, I sorted NOT Dead / twats an then I arrested . an told I could get 12 yrs , cos Jan 13 court day .. for 12 yrs I wanna kill niggers tonite ok
Luke Jones
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Charles Martin
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Eli Fisher
Terrible disgusting lying con artist creep, and next to him is Jimmy savile.
Connor Jackson
Hey Im Ok listen as I moots mate ok
Andrew Gonzalez
You're a drunken mess. Go to sleep and stop shitposting.
Gavin Ward
>Not knowing the Mairposter
He's not drunk and he's not joking
James Watson
Don't mean to be rude or hostile, but why do you type as you do? Could you please be clearer?
Gavin Anderson
This chap's posts are my #1 favourite thing about recent brit/pol/ threads.
>rumored psychic abilities (his posts are incoherent because so much of his mental energy goes towards controlling himself)
>controls the UK with an iron fist
>owns castles and banks all over the world
>royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Mairington will be be the first city)
>owns basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>the first designer babies will be Mairpost Babies
>170+ IQ
Evan Rogers
Dia diaobh a chairde idirnáisiúnta inniu. Goidé mar atá sibh anocht? Táim ag fágáil an tíre go luath agus is dócha liom go mbeadh sé iontach a chairde.
Conas a raibh an Nollag diaobhse? Conas a raibh an dhinnéar?
Jayden Adams
How comfy are you lads right now?
Maximum here. On a camp bed in my parents warm living room for christmas, wrapped up with the lights dimmed, and got a thatcher documentary on TV.
Doesnt get much better than this.
Benjamin Young
Do you think he's still out there, watiing for niggers to do their fucking jobs?
Anthony Campbell
not really, got a tooth ache and wanna kill myself
Juan Anderson
Maximum here also. Not back to work til January so enjoying the down time.
Hunter Carter
fucking this
Ethan Smith
Just watched Skyfall. Word associates country with England not Britain and kills a camp faggot. Only downside was the Aston getting shot up. So pretty comfy, lad.
Ryan Howard
Wrapped up in bed in my new pyjamas with a cat sleeping between my feet, and I'm alternating between old comfy war tunes and 90s twee pop. Had a big walk earlier so now I'm in that perfect spot of tiredness where it's really relaxing and cosy, fucking lovely m8. youtube.com/watch?v=b3QtS3OJnjA youtube.com/watch?v=_MMd33uoecg
Levi Evans
There's a little place in my heart set aside just for you.
Exceedingly. Listening to quiet German folk music while laid on the sofa in my two sizes two big dressing gown and practicing my web design. I just need a cuppa to top it all off.
Carter Taylor
Listen my olfag ,mah old saychildren all genres
Alexander Flores
Glass of whiskey watching these guys videos. /Comfy/
Jack Kelly
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Lincoln Rogers
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Henry Flores
Who's the weirdo with the cigar and how is he relevant?
I'm doing a summer abroad in London and want to catch up on British political and pop culture.
>Studies show that cannabis use is more common among people with psychosis than in the general population, and that it may also increase the risk of psychotic symptoms.
Its use has been linked to symptoms of psychosis, such as paranoia and delusional thinking, in up to 40 percent of users.
I'm not sure if I believe that a man could be in the public eye, give tens of millions to charity, and supposedly diddle kids for 40 years without getting charged and convicted.
Was there any physical evidence or is it just people making claims about a dead man?
Matthew Jackson
>I'm not sure if I believe that a man could be in the public eye, give tens of millions to charity, and supposedly diddle kids for 40 years without getting charged and convicted.
Not very educated about Britain are you?
Aaron Gutierrez
>I'm not sure if I believe that a man could be in the public eye, give tens of millions to charity, and supposedly diddle kids for 40 years without getting charged and convicted.
Michael Foster
What an absolute banger of a choon!!
Joseph Nelson
>I'm not sure if I believe that a man could be in the public eye, give tens of millions to charity, and supposedly diddle kids for 40 years without getting charged and convicted.
welcome to britain m8.
Lucas Rogers
fucking kek
Owen Hernandez
I don't think Jimmy gave much to charity, it was all personal appearances so that he could find targets.
A nurse from Leeds told me that they all steered clear of him because they knew he was a perv. Also, I heard Bernard Manning saying that Jim shouldn't be allowed near kids -- I thought it was just the fat bastard being his usual hateful self. The only evidence is testimony, so believe what you want.
I always wondered why he had a cigar. Now I think it was to cover the smell of arse raping 8-year-olds.
Sleep tight yer mongs.
Adam Phillips
>the smell of arse raping 8-year-olds Eau du nonceé
Eli Ramirez
>related articles >the same article has been posted with a different title since 2011
Hudson Williams
He was a wizard. If a certain documentary is to be believed.
Adrian Sanchez
Who /Royston Vasey/ here?
Ian Phillips
I do enjoy it when Peter is proved right.
Thomas Sanchez
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"A nurse from Leeds told me that they all steered clear of him because they knew he was a perv."
I can back that up my nan was a paediatric nurse from the 50s way through to the 90s and she told me on numerous ocasions, that she could sense there wasn't something quite right about the bloke when he came for charity visits at the hospital she was working at.
She died long before the whole thing came out, but she was goddam right!
Jason Turner
>tfw to intelligent for Brit/pol/
Chase Young
Really want to join the marines
Hate uni and I don't mind working for under 20k for the rest of my life
Austin Gray
Good goy
Joshua Morgan
exactly at least I'll be out and about eh
Ethan Nguyen
>met girl >we exchanged numbers >left it over christmas eve, christmas and boxing day >asked her if she wants to go out tomorrow >she said yes
That wasn't hard, I don't know what you guys always complain about
Chase Davis
Did in an entire Fox's Biscuit box today lads.
Andrew Perez
haha
just b urself right
Camden Torres
Pay isn't bad and you have more disposable income.
Look into the Reserves whilst you're at university, which you should finish because:
>they will ask you why you dropped out of university >you might get medically rejected which happens to about half of applicants before the army/rm even give them a go >application takes ages, even if you applied tomorrow you might not start for a year at least >you'll need time to get your fitness up
Look into your local RMR unit, or Army Reserve, and join that whilst you're at uni. Forget the UOTC.
Isaac Walker
She seems to like me and she is very pretty, so I like her.
Landon Peterson
>tfw too intelligent to reply to Owen
Austin Morales
Ate a pringles can (in total), drunk some vanilla coke my parents got me with 13 to go, had a fuck tonne of snacks and nibbles and feel fucking fantastic. Enjoy yourself lad, its boxing day (until you sleep).
Blake Cook
I wanted to be an officer but i honestly cannot wait 3 years
would rather join as enlisted rank to get my life started finally
Austin Jenkins
>met girl Well that's the tricky bit, and that first step has already alienated about 80% of losers here. You can't meet many birds from the confines of a dingy little bedroom. My condolences.
Bentley Brown
Join RMR (or if you don't have one close, your local Army unit) and keep your officer application running alongside.
Trust me on this. You'll hate RM ranks duties in peacetime, but officer training gives you a lot more options.
Benjamin Nelson
>It maintains the Weft of the carpet
Elijah Anderson
tfw can't stop fapping anymore. I used to be able to go for 2 weeks and get thicker hair and better physique.
Carson Cook
Go for it lad what's stopping you! Eventully when Im qualified and comptent enough as a Mechanical Project Manager, im going to jack it in and try my luck at becomimg an officer in the royal engineers for a couple of years. Its something that ive always wanted to do!!
Julian Walker
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Julian Bennett
>a leaf
Eli Sullivan
Fucking KEK. This surely isn't real? R-right?
Luis Lee
Nevermind, of course it's not real. Just someone using Nige's name.
Jaxson Lewis
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Thomas Carter
I haven't abused myself for a few days because I'm staying with family, and my knackers feel palpably bigger and heavier even though that doesn't make any sense. What did they mean by this?