The Amish were right

Accepting Amish superiority is the final redpill.

>no degenerate MSM, TV, or music
>no feminism
>no public indoctrination, aka education

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Yup. I used to think they were backwards retards. I envy them now.

>tfw no amishfu

the women though, big beasts

They are all inbred morons.

Agreed. They also helped save the republic from a Hilldawg victory in PA. Bump.

I bet they all have disgusting hairy pussies

> no military defense
> no exploration outside of the woods in your backyard
> no scientific discovery
> pure stagnation
But at least we're white right guys?

>Thinking any of those things are unique to the contemporary era.

You're a giant faggot and you should kill yourself.

u wanna get knocked in?

>implying amish vote

German stock. Think how Brock Lesnars mother looks like?

There was one of these cults that said that procreation was forbidden. They fucked up not doing surrogacies and retricting the homosex. And how is somebody taking their picture or are those only mennonites. I feel bad driving past them because insulting maybe and slightly unsafe sometimes

>leaf

Why does the one on the left have two extra black head straps and the middle one's white ones are longest?

Why is the guy on the right covering his head?

A ton of them did in this election. They was cruticial in turning PA red. But because many Amish lived so far from their voting stations, a lot of people volunteered to drive the Amish to them.

pennlive.com/news/2016/11/large_amish_turnout_helps_tilt.html

amishpac.com

There's a bunch of them in Florida, too. They have a farmer's market kind of place and do pretty well.

They happen a hell of a lot faster in the modern era.

>no bras
>saggy tits

this
i want to be amish

go listen to some hilltop hoods and drink VB you bogan scum

They are a heretical sect, but they don't like the English, which is pretty smart.

Which of their doctrines are heretical?

>bras are uncomfortable to wear and there are dozens of studies linking them to breast cancer
>saggy tits

gravity ultimately wins anyway user

most of my neighbors are Amish

If you insult your enemies they win.

Fuck, might drop everything and become an Amish myself

You mean beautiful hairy pussies.

fag

Amish is the best but only as long as everyone is amish. Otherwise they would get wrecked by invaders. You'd have to be Amish somewhere but still have people doing R&D for protection and weapons and whatnot. I guess that's kinda what they have but it's hard to give up technology once you've had it.

ayy let's all just be luddites and churn butter until the foreign hordes invade and slaughter us with machine guns

The Amish would not exist if not for the rest of the country providing them protection.

Okay, I want every one of you pro amish faggots to leave your nice comfy air conditioned house with refrigerated food and fucking go and live in amish community. You love Amish people so much, why don't you fucking be one?

You fuckers wouldn't last a DAY

>B-b-but they are traditional and white so therfore it must be good?!

DUDE LET'S BAN LIGHT BULBS AND MEDICINE BECAUSE DURR DURR I WANNA BE LIKE MAH FUCKIN ANCESTORS LMAO

those are all his wives right?

he never said this and he was far too based to monologue

stop posting this gay shit

It's not supposed to be a quote from the film.

Why didn't the unabomber just become Amish?

I suggest watching this 4 part series of the Amish in the modern world.

>visits the UK
>lives with a black family
>they meet a Muslim and condemn them
>they speak in German to ridicule modern European traditions
>makes a Scottish girl crying because she doesn't know how to sew a dress
>visits a night club and condemns it

Great stuff.

youtu.be/m64X1hMCJoE

yes but it's basically fanfic dialogue for him

Not true. I know the Amish used to pay dudes with good genes to fuck their daughters. Probably still do.

yes i agree.

maybe we can wipe our minds, friend?

Wow I guess I'm Amish now

Yes, but that doesn't affect the point of the speech, it's just a setting.

Sexual abuse is rife in Amish and Mennonite communities.

they need to ban that rumpsringa whatever crap

>go experience degeneracy
idiotic.

i see the reasoning behind it (they should choose their lifestyle)
but it just seems to me like it ruins everything their parents and forefathers worked so hard to teach them

>sexual abuse

you mean beating your wife liek you're supposed to?

im not falling for your feminist propaganda

No buttons or zippers. You'd die in 2 weeks user.

I'm going to start a cult where everyone lives life like JRPG villagers.

Doesn't matter. There aren't enough of them to elect anyone outside of a county election.

just sounds like what would happen if Sup Forums left the house.

WHERE

I like to fantasize that a brutal attack on amish/mennonites will be the turning point for Christfags against Islamic immigration.

i respect them actually, because they give their children a choice to move out of the community

the amish have to shave their pubes with sharp rocks and butter

I know that feel bro. Who woulda thought

>be Amish teenage boy
>dream of a super sleek fast horse attached to a custom wagon with a flame job.

Id join.

I actually live around the Amish and lol whenever people say shit like this.
You can smell them from literally 10 feet away and when you drive, you have to dodge their buggies going like 10 mph

I don't understand why we have to go from one extreme (complete degeneracy) to the other (complete abstinence).
Can't we just find some fucking balance ffs.

Weird Al tried to give us the good news long time ago but we just weren't ready to hear it.

He may have also been the wrong messenger

>yfw you realize that living in an Amish Paradise is redundant

youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg

They're tippy top tier neighbors, sans the smell of shit when fields get fertilized, but that's a result of living near farmland.

I gotchu senpai

Forgot the image, whoops

But then you'll actually have to get off your fat fucking ass and do productive work all day and not shitpost on a Tuvan horse painting website and masturbate to cuck porn all day

They smell like shit.

I live near some Mennonites. Huge tax scam if you ask me. Their bulk food store is next to Walmart and they lay bricks, build houses, you name it, way cheaper than anyone else.
They're not suppose to drive, but I see it sometimes. Some also got phones.

This.

I used to pass by them as a kid vacationing and laugh to myself at how stupid they looked.

Their lifestyle is right. Computers and phones are a negative influence on me in all fronts. I'd be much better off in the 50s, 60s, 70s, than using tech for ridiculous amounts of time daily. I've already handicapped my eyes from staring up close and caused irreversible damage, and I've simply lost self-control using these "conveniences."

I disagree with the theology of the Amish and wouldn't join them, but they are very right in rejecting modern tech.

>tuvan horsepainting website
Wtf?! I thought this was an origami enthusiast website.

I live in Lancaster, and you guys are fucking stupid. The Amish always look fucking miserable, their lives are hard and shit, and they all smell like ass since they barely shower.

AMA if you want

let me redpill you about bras

>they cause breast cancer
>when girls start wearing them at 13 their tit muscles won't develop, hence why they have to keep wearing them for the rest of their life
>when they don't wear bras their tits won't go floppy because of the chest muscles development, except if they are really huge

It is called pinecraft neighborhood in Sarasota. I live about 2 miles from there.

The black straps are attached to the black Outer bonnet. The White Stripes go to a smaller white mesh bonnet. If they decide to take off the large outer Bonnet then they still have the small one on at all times.

It is similar to when the pope takes off his large hat he still has a zucchetto (a small white skull cap) on underneath it.

I love stinky girls.

Hey dude. I live on the opposite side of the state. Near Pitt

heres another state meme image

Do Amish girls go out much? Like, do you ever see any and maybe even fuck em if noone's watching?

DEM KRUMPETS SON

Eventually the Amish will be defeated by IKEA.

their accent almost sounds european

how many languages do the amish taught? english and german?

Translation: Please don't communicate via social media and tell others how we're fucking America.

Nah dude, vast majority return after it. Your intuition on this one is wrong. Their population keeps growing and not many people leave the church.

Lol

Do you really have to give up everything modern to avoid modern cancers? Serious question.

stevenandersonfamily.blogspot.com/

... I thought that the Amish didn't wear buttons.

and why are their teeth so good? strange.

Which town are you from? I'm from Manheim and my neighbors are Amish, they seem like pretty happy and good people to me, although it might be that they've been family friends for generations.

Are there any attractive Amish women? Or at least cute Amish traps?

Different groups have different rules about what is permissible

>Weird Al
top kek
youtube.com/watch?v=flcnIVDCnFA

same man.

>They don't believe Jesus is the son of God and they worship some other guy.
Two minutes in and it's already fantastic.

He's just wearing a hat you tard.

How can I convert?

That's what he asked tard. Why?

There's a group where I live that uses cellphones, but won't have landlines in their homes for some legalistic reason

The same reason anyone wears a fucking hat. To protect your head against the sun or because they find it fashionable. Amish men aren't expected to wear hats like a muslim girl wears a hijab you tard.

But we'll never progress
I agree that technology is way too ingrained in our lives but removing all of it can't be the answer
I want my grandchildren to walk on mars and the human race to not go extinct

Any woman with boobs bigger than B cups is going to have saggy titties by 35

They natively speak a dialect of German, but also know English for communicating with the outside world. Some have heavy accents, but many dont.

>they meet a Muslim and condemn them
>visits a night club and condemns it

wtf i love the amish now

>no internet
I pass

>implying they'd let non whites into their communities

>having to do stuff is bad
>implying 99% of people would rather do the least amount of work possible and that that isn't something we need to consider when building a society