>Britain. Spain, France
>pillaged, subjugated, raped by Rome with ease
>native cultures wiped out
>Germany
>destroys the Roman Army
>Rome too afraid to ever cross the Rhine again
>Germanic culture lives on
Why were Germanics so superior to very other European culture?
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> Why were Germanics so superior to very other European culture?
different times, different contexts. Romans weren't rolling around in tanks or fighter jets, they were Mediterranean assholes who were used to fighting around that area. Oh no, it's a little cold, brrr, this iron shield is frozen to my fucking skin and I can't fight for shit anymore.
Portugal used to be one of two colonial superpowers when the iberians decided to go spread smallpox among the natives of the world in their wooden ships, but I don't go around convincing myself that that made my ancestors "superior". They were just poor people who were drunk off their faces half of the day, and starving the other half, until someone with a little money decided to build a few boats and started shipping their sorry asses away from home.
Germanics were small-time tribes spread around the northern part of Europe who were harassed from time to time by the Roman empire, which prevented them from engaging in their favorite pasttimes of copulating with the wildlife and killing each other over a handful of trees.
Germanics are masterrace tier and autistic to a fault
Bullshit. You can't tell me that an invasion of the Rhine would have been any harder than Ireland.
>Rome too afraid to ever cross the Rhine again
>en.wikipedia.org
>en.wikipedia.org
>>pillaged, subjugated, raped by Rome with ease
>>native cultures wiped out
Do you mean
>roads, aqueducts built
>safety on the streets ensured
>trade bolstered
>natives so impressed with Romans they start pretending to be ones
What does R stand for in HRE again?
The blood cult. Heritage is everything. This is what made the Germanic people better than everyone else.
The British Empire is the largest empire in human history. Global culture is British culture. Anglos have hegemony. Krauts are just jealous autists who kill white Europeans all the time.
It's actually amazing how little lasting influence the british empire had on the world considering how massive it was.
You say in English.
lol
That's just because of the US though. If America had remained a backwater british colony no one would care about the english language.
Most people today aren't even aware that britain ever had an empire.
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Romans held down to places when they had value to them, Germany didn't. It didn't have valuable resources or skilled tradesmen, just savage snowniggers.
They didn't colonize them, they just contained them by bribing warlords, keeping them divided and at war with one another.
Because they were suicidally brave and had crazy spinning spears.
When Legionaires saw their friends' intestines hanging out, threaded though the savages' corkscrew-ass spears, they decided to fuck right off.
>Germany
>Destroys Roman Army
Only when the Romans were invading, the terrain east of the Rhine did not favor Roman formations and tactics. The Germans attacked Rome more than once and got annihilated nearly every time, by the time they did destroy the Western Empire, it was already well on it's way to falling and the Empire had split.
lmaoing at your """"""""""empire"""""""""""" right now, sounds more like an extension kit
What is Common Law, the English language, and the elevation of the individual over the state?
I don't get it.
Great British Empire - Largest in history
Germany's attempt - Gets as far as France and Sup Forumsacks then gets squashed.
Superior eh?
>With ease
The conquering of Iberia lasted 200 years. Learn history ahmed
>implying GB isn't a German colony
>ANGLO-SAXONS
The Anglos, Saxons, and Jutes, actually left very little genetic imprint on the natives, and the unique system of life seen with no standing armies and a King that could be selected and fired (as well as other things) implies that this cultural aspect was there before them.
Yeah but the UK's empire was large because they only conquered uncivilized peoples (abos, native americans, africans, etc.) still fighting with sticks and stones, hardly that remarkable. Which empire controlled the greatest amount of Europe at its height? I'd be more likely to consider that empire the greatest.
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>you destroyed Europe for the firsttime whaaaaaaaaaa
Yes faggots you will never feel the pride of defeating the most powerful enemy to ever exist.
How can brits , celtics and gallics even compete
>What is Common Law
nothing compared with Roman law or Napoleonic Code
>the English language
French is the Lingua Franca during all ur max expansion
>the elevation of the individual over the state
something from the Age of Enlightenment > the French Revolution
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For all the Anglos larping over their empire, remember that the only part of Britain that can claim to have been ever conquered by Romans is Wales. Germanics were pretty clearly able to hold their ow, eventually moving into Roman territory and taking it outrisht. Now Anglos and Russians have emerged as even greater powers, neither of which have ever been conquered by Rome.
And yet Rome remains as the greatest empire of its day.
Respect for all of the nations that have proven themselves worthy of existence.
Germanics were superior in some ways durin certain times in history,but now you are just a bunch of cucks that are going to be exterminated by subhuman arab trash rekt scrubz XD.
Mostly because those places gave the empire great locations for more trade routes.
>being proud of Common Law
had a giggle m8
That's not true at all. Hell, even Tacitus is describing this political system in 'Germania'. And about that genetic imprint...
Spain won the contest. Look at a map of Spanish speaking countries on the entire globe. They won the global conquest game.
>Be Roman
>Try to civilize barbarians to the North
>Visit Gaul see lots of smart people that realize they benefit from our technology.
>They Romanize
>Same happen to Hispania and Britannia
>Feelsgood.jpg
>Officers tell me to cross the Rhine and go into Germania
>Say him I do not want to go
>Germans are a bunch of autistic spergs that cannot be civilized and say its better then we must give them the Carthage treatment.
>Officer says I am over reacting
>Say they can not be trusted
>Remind him about Arminius at Teutoburg
>Tell them that Germans only can do anything by deceit.
>Officer tells me I should not be bigoted
>Oh no, Officer is a Social Jvstice Centvrion.
>Tells me Roman empire is for anyone and a people like the Germans need our help.
>Germans keep sperging out for hundreds of years.
>Eventually their Autism goes so far the sack Rome causing the empire to collapse
>Romegone.jpg
>Everything sucks now
>Some tribes get their shit together
>Conquer Europe
>Germans now get their own state
>Call it Holy Roman Empire
>Germans say: WE WUZ ROMANS ALL ALONG
>mfw
>Get arrested
>"When's my trial?"
>"Never lol."
>"Thank God I don't live under Common Law, or else I'd have protections against this. I'd never want that!"
>nothing compared with Roman law or Napoleonic Code
What are you basing this on? If we're talking about which benefits the common people most as well as limits government authority to break and change the law as it sees fit, then (sorry to meme) how can other systems even compete?
>French is the Lingua Franca during all ur max expansion
Didn't do them much good in the long run though. That people need to speak English to communicate on a global stage shows something.
>something from the Age of Enlightenment > the French Revolution
What are you saying here? Limited government subject to law wasn't new even when Magna Carta was signed in 1215. The barons were inspired by the Saxon traditions of centuries earlier.
>You say in English.
fucking LOL
Not quite right
okay?... I still don't find it very impressive to have an 'empire' over sparsely populated brown-folk land and India.
From doing a bit of googling, it looks like either the French empire, Roman empire, or the Third Reich is the greatest empire if you're measuring which one controlled the most amount of Europe at its height.
Anglos have more area.
India's upper class still uses English to this day which is our holdover for when the US begins to fall to second place to China.
Germanic culture is barbarian culture. To this date, you are still trying to fuck Europe.
So Sup Forums you're saying that according to ancient Romans the Germanics were just a bunch of forest niggers? Sounds about right.
They weren't. They just won one battle. The Roman empire was at its peak back then, they never bothered to cross the Rhine again because they were busy expanding into areas that were actually wealthy like the mideast and later they went into crisis and decline. The inferiority of the Germanic people can be easily seen in the Germanic takeover of Western Rome. Civilizationwise it looked like black takeover of Rhodesia.
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Look at the quality of life of those countries as well.
Says the Frank, adopted by Germanics.
Romans were scared of scary forests and ambush.
They didn't usually stray far from the Rhine.
Well aside from roads, wine, education, medicine and philosophy.. What have the Romans ever done for us?
>basing this on
pic related
>French is the Lingua Franca
the actual English arround the world as new lingua franca is an archivement of the US
> inspired by the Saxon traditions of centuries earlier.
Sure that's inspired in the brithis feudalism
>British empire had no lasting influence
>I'm speaking English now because of America
user..
I'd rather live in an uncorrupt high-trust "barbarian culture" than your "civilized" place.
Look who's talking, toiletscrubbers of Europe.
Romans played to their strong suits. They liked open battle. They hated vietnam fucking shit ambushes.
The irony.
You forget that wars were fought over who could colonise the brown folk. French and Spanish got repeatedly btfo
I think you misunderstood. It's not he language, it's the conquest. Spain conquered more of the globe than anyone past or present. They won.
I get that reference
I don't ever know how to respond to Monty Python references.
Germans """destroyed""" roman empire the same way Turks """destroyed""" Byzantium. Sure they were direct cause but not the main reason. Rome was in a complete shitstate during the time
> pic related
Look at the quality of life in those countries. Would you rather live in mainland China, or Hong Kong? Rome wasn't a great empire because it was big, but because of its culture.
>the actual English arround the world as new lingua franca is an archivement of the US
Second stage of the empire. Much like how Rome split in to East and West so to did the Anglo empire split in to British and American. British empire receded (though the first world, developed, democratic, colonies remain), and the American empire (a whole continent of states is an empire, as well as its global dominance) continues on much like the Eastern Roman empire did.
Remember: at the time of Revolution the founding fathers of America considered themselves English patriots defending their rights as Englishmen.
>Spain conquered more of the globe than anyone past or present. They won.
So would you be willing to argue that Islam is better than Rome?
>going on about killing white europeans
>posts a killed white european
That would be the British Empire, again. Largest land area ever.
Hans, check yourself. Without empire origin countries this world would be a massive shit hole
most of it is desert in canada and australia.
>Look at the quality of life in those countries.
Look at Europe, only u and Ireland here use that
>Second stage of the empire
Seriously that's got nothing to do with u or the English empire, till mid XX century the lingua franca was French
Spain wasn't erased with ease bro. The peninsula was the first one attacked by rome and the last region conquered, it took centuries. Rome was very influenced by the Iberians and they appreciated our culture (in a roman way ofc).
Britain resisted too fairly well.
The gauls also offered a good resistance but Rome was full war with them.
Most of the Spanish empire was empty jungle.
Not saying what Spain did wasn't awesome, just that the Brits one upped them.
Tyrone please. Do you think mankind's largest empire was conquered solely by erasing a few Abbos?
You do realise that England first had to subjugate everybody else on this island? Scots, Welsh irish first?
Then we had to fight and beat other first world powers of the time that were arguably stronger than us?
Spanish empire? French empire? The Dutch?
We had to beat all of our rivals first, then we got to pacifying the locals.
>Germany superior...
>2016
>cuckest country I have ever.
How did the Spanish language become the most similar one to Italian then?
Why measure land area anyway? Which empire ruled over the most amount of people?
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Because there are very few reliable census record going back before British days.
Some people will literally say half of the world's population lived in Persia believe it or not.
Land is an indisputable metric as it is fairly stable over time.
Because they come from the same language? As I said, the iberians weren't specially a hatred enemy (but they suffered the consecuences of the punic war and other nasty stuff). The South and East was pretty much civilized and the adaptation was fairly easy.
>Why measure land area anyway?
isa the only thing u can mesure cause the population growth with the years and centuries
the actual India got more population than any empire
AND LOOK AT GERMANY NOW
we wuz barbarienz n shiet
Retarded?
K.
How does it make you feel that I LARP as a Conquistador sometimes? (Born and raised in Latin-America, though Germano-Celtic by blood).
Spain is super undervalued. Spanish courage is nuts.
So just as a guesstimate, you think the british empire ruled over the most amount of people mostly due to India?
ofc
Maybe. It certainly helps that you can add half of Africa and Asia into that number.
>Spain
>native cultures wiped out
Well fuck me because we basque culture still exists.
Also, how's your wife's son doing?
Don't get me wrong they got lots of Africa and Asia too but the amount of people in India could be 1/3 or 1/4 of the empire
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to get at. How much of an outlier can you consider India to be? How much of the British Empire's pop count comes from India? How much of the world pop do you think spain conquered in south america?
>Without empire origin countries this world would be a massive shit hole
This world IS a massive shit hole. There only 4 non-european countries that arent garbage. USA, Australia, Canada and Japan.
Well, you could try projecting backward based on current population to figure it out.
There are more people in India alone than in all of Spain's former colonies, though.
Like the spainbro said earlier this isn't the best way of trying to compare because populations change nonlinearly.
India might have made up to 1/2 of the population in British empire based on current populations, but they did do censuses sometimes so you can try to look for those.
>People only speak English because of America
What a fucking retarded statement
Romans were gradually poisoning their entire population with lead from pipes, and hardly any of them could eat meat, sustaining themselves mostly on vegetables and fruits, so not only were they sickly, but they were frail compared to Germanics who ate meat and drank milk.
The real lesson to learn is that you shouldn't drink lead or be a vegetarian.
but is a fact u can spread English in Africa as first lenguage neither in Asia
>scared of forests
But wasn't Britain almost entirely forrested back when the Romans invaded?
>which empire controlled europe at its height?
The french
But we still spread it to those regions, and ruled over those regions for years and years and made it a staple language taught and spoken, It's idiotic to say we had no influence on these places speaking English
yes u do lots of things there but spread ur culture wasn't one of them
M8 Britain barely ever won. If Napoleon didn't chimp out the Brittish empire would have been smaller than the Portuguese empire
I didn't mention culture at all and neither did you, we were talking about language
>1/3 or 1/4
More like 1/2
Numbers. Forests. Incompetent Roman commanders.
He's projecting
well, language, religion, culture and lots of things that define ur nation, don't get me wrong that could see as good thing by some people to keep the African lenguages or the induism or things like that
>It's idiotic to say we had no influence on these places speaking English
You are right. But if the US voted for German as their main language German would be the "world" language and with that i dont mean spoken by the most people but used in shit like e.g. NATO or UN.