ITT Predictions for 2017

Post your predictions for 2017

You know how it works with the numerals.


I'll start;

canada is annexed by America and ceases to exist as a country.

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FUCK YESSS!!!

I keep hitting crazy numbers with that.

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Mayday Mayday Mayday

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Trudeau is gonna get blacked on national U.S. national tv

progressives will lose more ground

Nice okay my turn

I'd have a gf this year

European race war.

PRAISE KEK

canada CEASES TO EXIST

Oh shi..

>canada is annexed by America and ceases to exist as a country.

So fucking sick of anyone who says this.

America already has the best possible relationship scenario with Canada possible. We don't need to annex you guys, you're basically a rump state.

We pay for your "security" by including your in our sphere of protection, but that also means we get to call a lot of shots in your country. We effectively control it, without also having to pay in to your socialist programs.

Annexing Canada would be a downgrade for the US. You're already right where we want you.

I predict that marxists will leverage msm and social media to enduce godial chimpout riots in all cities.

KEK WILLS IT

DO YOU QUESTION KEK MORTAL??

SICK TRIPS FAMALAM!

I predict that the Queen will die in 2017, Trump will be fine and the USA will be A OK and that Syria will be partitioned into 3 governing zones.

U.S. starts trade war with China, Russia on our side. China loses 30% of business by beginning of 2018.

A unified Irish republic comes into existence.

chan culture will be successfully weaponized against the very individuals who gave it life.

France uncucks

WWIII.

Im so scared

Trump gets impeached, mike "suck cock get shocked" pence gets into office, and endorses Kanye for the next POTUS.

Trump is secret zionist.

re-roll

A prominent somali wizard has predicted that a civil war in America will happen in 2017.

Checked. Kek wills nigger riots in 2017

>leaf

referendums and many nations of Europe leave the EU, Germany remaining as the only member

Massive muslim and refugee lynchings

islam conquer europe

January: America become great again
February: Europistan removes kebab
March: Leftists eternally btfo
April: AIPAC defeated
May: Swamp gets drained
June: Russia becomes new greatest ally
July: Retake Constantinople
August: retake the holy lands
September: remove kebab globaly
October: In a last ditch effort Jews release spooky skeletons, but they are defeated on Halloween night.
November: leftism eradicated from globe
December: Work begins for greater America on Mars

Trump is going to be blacked live on National TV

Marilyn Mansion will die if I get digits.
I actually like the guy and would hate for it to happen, but it's what my heart is telling me.

The world goes full 1984

Screenshot this

Whew! Saved. I guess he'll live until 2018

I thought you were a script, but you're actually a person who checks every thread, clicks "reply" on all the canadians than types
>leaf

Your autism is astounding, please help meme this into reality.
Nothing will butthurt a brainwashed retard leaf more than having to become American.

(you) have the power user, do you wish to use to wipe leaves off the world map?
The choice is yours

PRAISE KEK

>implying it already isn't

We had people arrested for blog posts and FB likes already.

That's what you think.

Trump will be blacked in the Oval Office.

Everybody will know about it.

It will be revealed that Merkel imported millions of refugees to destabilize Europe for Putin's takeover.

Are you saying he'll die before the end of the year?
How and why though? I think Kek's being sarcastic with this. We never did get that Cali earthquake after all.

Germania will rise

youtube.com/watch?v=1gXy8lCeYbE

FUCK KEK

>You think 2016 was the ultimate year


>You don't know how good it can get

If the jews will it

President Trump hates canada and canadians, that's why.

Calls them
>godless hippies
>Snow Mexicans

as his will commands

out with the refugees

There will be a bombing at a Trump Hotel/Resort/Golf Course

Trump will embrace trannyism, and transform.

Madam President Donna wins the 2020 elections.

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Im not sure if it's this year yet but. The day of the redpill.
This is the day when every single SJW has to accept the facts.

oh hi

>Trump as president makes america great, but since he doesnt give a shit about canada, it goes to shit.
>Later, China declares war on United States.
>Canada betrays US and allies with china against "racist bigotted etc Trumpnited states"
>US crushes Chinese satellites, navy, as well as blockading their ports
>canada loses multiple battles vs US
>Trump says you are with us or against us
>Canadaian provinces are now added as states.
>The United States of North America

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USA economy will colapse in 2017. Trump will be to blame, the left will get back in power by a coupe Sup Forums will have to start a psyops/gorilla warfare .

Petry wins by a landslide.

ICE takes down a compound full of illegal immigrants in a raid that makes Waco look like child's play.

Alarming lack of KEK power ITT

>here

I will be fighting with USA from day 1

Kahn's mosque is found to be housing hundreds of automatic weapons and gets raided.

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Canada has a lot of unused fresh water. Good for US. Canada is largely empty, brown people are moving in. They'd rather have our 60% whiteness than 0% whiteness be the immigrants. Annexation is win-win.

Le Pen is elected and French vote yes at the promised referendum for France leaving EU.

Niiiiice.

PRAISE KEK

Ayylmaos reveal themselves worldwide.

There will be some hysteria at first but once they do shit like eliminate disease and give us free energy the world will accept them.

In the decade following their reveal we'll have bases on mars.

Anita Sarkeesian is arrested for assault with a deadly weapon and sent to prison.

NATO will get NUKE'd in Middle East. Muslim prophet will come out from the shadow. Racial civil war in USA.

Usa war with north Korea.

Turkey pokes the bear too hard and NATO kicks them out to fend for themselves.

Germany will get its shit together if KEK wills it.

Trump is assassinated before the inauguration

It will start in January.

Sheeeeeiit ^

I have been thinking about this a lot, actually, and I believe that SJWs, liberals et al are going to slowly start disappearing because of overlord Trump and his crew. Normal, white America has finally woken up and is tired of their shit. I predict there will be a massive event in which a fuck ton of liberal millenials will protest something, and a huge crew of bikers, from all different backgrounds, will show up and a large fight will break out, with the bikers beating the living bajeesus out of the SJWs.

Please Kek give me digits.

AWWW YESSS

PRAISE KEK

fuck it, the apocalypse

A celebrity will die of drug overdose.

Trump will start a war with Iran and all burgers on Sup Forums get drafted and killed.

SWEET KEK YES


CAN THIS TIMELINE GET ANY BETTER?!

SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Sometimes when you ask, you receive.

Sweden fights cuckoldry

Checked

>trump takes office and btfos everyone in syria by going HARD
>landslide victories for FN in france and AFD in germany
>soros reveals his true reptilian form
>trudeau dies in a moose rape incident
>japan comes under attack by lefties for not being diverse enough
>japan goes full tojonippon and removes sino-kebab
>russia retakes constantinople
>putin heralded as the savior of europe
>usa and russua hecome best buddies
>final kebab removal by dec 2017
>china's economy tanks and jobs cime back to the west
>straya drowns in its own shit
>poo in loos are still shitting in the streets

Hahaha this is fucking amazing.

Thank you Kek boo

This

HEIL CHAOS
we are definitevely in the best timeline

I find a qt red pilled wife

Hmm. US GDP growth of 10% next year. Attributed to Trump's policies. Lefties BTFO

>only with KEK's will though

You bet Iran is cooked.

12/27/2016

1+2 =3
2+7 = 9
2+1+0+6 = 9

PRAISE KEK

Arab countries unite, start a war with Israel and push the jews into the sea. Trump doesn't react because he's being blacked in the White House.

Praise Kek for digits!

>You bet Iran is cooked.
Iran will be comfy. Turkey is what's getting cooked.

Bill will die of heart failure.
Hillary will become a veg after a stroke.

Best Time Line Confirmed

I wish for gf

Srek srill shit faggots

INDEED INDEED

KEK DOES AS KEK WILLS, AND I FUCKING LOVE IT

we are going to BTFO moloch and his followers eternally

9+9 = 18
1+8 =9

3 9s

KEK IS REAL

Straya gets bombed by a sand nigger but a right wing patriot gets the blame

some YUUUGE religion of peace happenings, which will result in never-before-seen levels of redpilling

Wow sorry guys